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Mega-City Law: Top 10 Judge Dredd Heroes & Villains (Special Mention – Cities & Judges)

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Yes – I have my top ten Judge Dredd heroes and villains but as usual I also have my special mentions.

However, there’s a twist. As the world of Judge Dredd is one of distinctive mega-cities and their Judges, I’ve compiled special mentions exclusively in those categories – cities and Judges – as ‘heroes’ or ‘villains’.

Unlike my top ten Judge Dredd heroes and villains, these special mentions aren’t a countdown from tenth to first place. Instead, apart from the first entry for villains, they are simply counted out in chronological order as they were introduced in the comic.

There are some similarities to the top ten list. First and foremost, it’s also a running list – updated to each Judge Dredd Case Files volume as I review them in Mega-City Law, presently up to Case Files 19.

As for their rankings as ‘heroes’ and ‘villains’, that tends to be from the protagonist perspective of Judge Dredd and Mega-City One – which after all tends also to be shared by the writers and readers, at least this reader.

No prizes then for guessing the first special mention as ‘heroes’ goes to the Big Meg and its Judges. Sometimes I rank myself as a citizen of Mega-City One over my actual country. Grud – I love that fictional city!

On the other hand, I had to make an exception to chronological order for the first special mention as ‘villains’ because that entry was simply too distinctive to rank third as it would otherwise by chronological order.

However, even from that protagonist perspective of Dredd or MC-1, the rankings as ‘heroes’ are somewhat tenuous. It’s not just that, as in my top ten, the heroes might be described as anti-heroes at best (a description that also applies to Dredd himself as well as the Judges of Mega-City One). That does apply here as well but it’s also that while Mega-City One does have other cities and their Judges as ‘allies’, those alliances tend to be tenuous. Even the other two American mega-cities, while generally well-meaning towards Mega-City One as formal allies, are (or were in the case of one of them) pretty useless when it came to helping MC-1 out of a crisis.

Back to that reference to writers, there was a tendency for the other cities and their Judges to reflect the positive or negative pop culture stereotypes held by the writers at the time, which in turn is reflected by their ranking as ‘heroes’ and ‘villains” – that is, as ‘good’ cities or Judges allied with MC-1 or otherwise sympathetic,  or as ‘bad’ cities as adversaries of MC-1 or otherwise unsympathetic.

So these are my special mentions for the cities and Judges of Dredd’s world as heroes or villains.

 

 

(1) HEROES: MEGA-CITY ONE 

(CASE FILES 1 – JUDGE WHITEY: prog 2)

 

As I said in my introduction, no prizes for guessing the first special mention for cities and their Judges as ‘heroes’ goes to the Big Meg and its Judges. Sometimes I rank myself as a citizen of Mega-City One over my actual country. Grud – I love that fictional city!

 

It’s also my first special mention consistent with me counting them out in chronological order (with the exception of my first villainous special mention). No surprise there either – after all, we’re introduced to Mega-City One and its Judges from the very first episode of Judge Dredd, although that was the second episode of the 2000 AD anthology comic which published Judge Dredd (as it was not ready for the first episode).

 

Okay, okay – technically Mega-City One was introduced in the first Judge Dredd episode as New York City but that was soon retconned into Mega-City One. The Judges were introduced itself as such, although in these early episodes they were an elite force operating separately from the regular police – again, that was soon retconned into the Judges as the only substantive police and the Justice Department as only substantive government of Mega-City One.

 

Mega-City One needs little introduction other than to note it as one of three coastal American mega-cities that survived the Atomic Wars through their laser missile defense systems and effectively assumed the mantle of government of the former United States – separately from each other in their own respective territories.

 

As for that territory, Mega-City One was the super-urban agglomeration of the cities of the east coast or Atlantic seaboard, sprawling from Canada to Florida. To its west (from the Great Lakes on) was the Cursed Earth, the radioactive (and mutated) badlands to which the American heartland had been reduced by the Atomic Wars. To its east, the Black Atlantic – to which that ocean had been transformed by the Atomic Wars and other pollution. Its population was originally identified as 100 million (in The Day the Law Died) but that was retconned immediately after that epic to 800 million to match its simultaneously post-apocalyptic but dystopian nature as an overcrowded wretched hive of scum and villainy.

 

However, that has proved somewhat fluid in the comic to suit the writer’s tastes – most dramatically when the city was effectively halved by the Apocalypse War both in population (to 400 million) and in area from New Hampshire to North Carolina.

 

As for its Judges, particularly Dredd as its leading Judge, they need little introduction as well, except perhaps to note that he is the Law!

 

Judge Dredd, the Judges and Mega-City One are effectively our protagonists in the comic, so it’s not surprising that they’re my first and foremost hero entry – and it’s essentially from their perspective we see other cities and Judges as ‘heroes’ or ‘villains’.

 

 

(1) VILLAINS: DEADWORLD – DARK JUDGES

(CASE FILES 5 – JUDGE DEATH LIVES: prog 224)

 

The crime is life! The sentence is death!

Yes, yes – the Dark Judges are my top Judge Dredd villain, foremost among them of course Judge Death, but I also have to feature them as my first special mention for cities and Judges, albeit their ‘city’ is a world in a parallel dimension, Deadworld. As a complete inversion of Justice Department, encapsulated in their judicial condemnation of life itself as a crime, they are infinitely more villainous than even the most villainous mega-city or Judges on Earth. Much like Sabbat’s zombie apocalypse, all mega-cities are essentially allies against against death itself in the form of the Dark Judges – indeed, you root for the Sovs in Deadworld’s version of the Apocalypse War against the nascent Dark Judges.

You know who they are. The Dark Judges – Judges Death, Fire, Fear and Mortis – are essentially the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse in the Judge Dredd comic (except of course for the actual Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse that featured in End of Days).

 

 

(2) HEROES: MEGA-CITY TWO

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2 – THE CURSED EARTH: prog 61)

(R.I.P. JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 17 – JUDGEMENT DAY Meg 2.04)

 

Alas Mega-City Two – we hardly knew ye!

 

Although probably for good reason – it was essentially a carbon copy of Mega-City One, just on the West Coast or Pacific seaboard, California’s mega-city (albeit it extended up the Pacific coastline north of California as well).

 

So obviously the writers decided it had to go – the Judge Dredd comic wasn’t big enough for two Mega-Cities that were basically indistinguishable.

 

Sure – Mega-City Two seemed a somewhat nicer place to live from what little we saw of it, if only because the Pacific is not as poisonously polluted as the Black Atlantic, so that Mega-City Two had open beachfront.

 

And sure – the Mega-City Two Judges appear somewhat laxer with enforcing their authoritarian police state, which usually translated to Mega-City One Judges seeing them as characteristically useless. No wonder Mega-City Two didn’t survive the zombie apocalypse of Judgement Day – and was nuked accordingly!

 

There’s not much more to say. I seem to recall Mega-City Two may have been mentioned even as early as the episodes compiled in Case File 1 – my recollection is there’s a reference to them as one of the triumvirate of American mega-cities for the colonies on the moon in Luna-1 – but the definitive introduction to it for me will always be The Cursed Earth, the storyline in which it had the most plot relevance. Even there they were pretty useless – to give more stakes to Dredd’s Cursed Earth mission to deliver a vaccine to them, without which they would have gone under even back then.

 

Mostly however, readers and writers of Judge Dredd tended to forget there even was a Mega-City Two on the West Coast, with only the occasional reminder popping up that they were there being useless, such as when they were being useless to help Mega-City One in the Apocalypse War. Indeed, so occasional that you could probably count the occasions on the fingers of two hands.

 

 

 

(2) VILLAINS: EAST MEG ONE & EAST MEG TWO – SOV JUDGES 

(SOV JUDGES: CASE FILES 1 – THE FIRST LUNA OLYMPICS: prog 50)

 

 

Gruddamn I love the Sov Judges! The best Dredd antagonists, barring my first special mention of course – collectively and individually, with enough of the latter for their own top ten.

 

And yes – I said the same thing when I featured them as my second top Judge Dredd villains, but like the Dark Judges and Deadworld, I have to feature them in my special mentions for cities and Judges. 

 

The Sov Judges were introduced early in the comic – indeed in the Luna arc compiled in Case Files 1 – as the most persistent recurring antagonists of Mega-City One, perhaps the obvious choice as such given their introduction and their main epic The Apocalypse War were written prior to the fall of the Soviet Union. Subsequent storylines seem to redress this as some sort of neo-Soviet revival, perhaps as part or a result of the Atomic Wars.

 

The Sov Judges are also the most effective recurring adversaries of Mega-City One, wiping out half the city in the Apocalypse War (albeit their own city East Meg One was wiped out, leaving East Meg Two) and almost the other half in the Day of Chaos.

 

I always loved the look of the Sov Judges, with all their Soviet paraphernalia of which Stalin himself would be proud – they just look so damn cool! Indeed, there are times when I think they look cooler than their American Mega-City One counterparts.

 

 

 

 

(3) HEROES: TEXAS CITY

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 4 – THE JUDGE CHILD QUEST: prog 160)

 

The third of the triumvirate of coastal mega-cites as successors to the former United States – and the other surviving American mega-city after Mega-City Two was destroyed in Judgement Day.

 

Yes, yes – Texas City was mentioned as early as the Luna-1 story arc in Case Files 1 but we don’t really get a good look at it until The Judge Child Quest.

 

The oldest ally of Mega-City One – although that accolade doesn’t seem to count for much, with Texas City doing very little to help Mega-City One in any of the latter’s crises and doing quite a bit to hurt after Chaos Day, attempting a coup in the latter. It didn’t take and Mega-City One was able to coup them right back, substituting its Psi-Judge Lewis as Chief Judge of Texas City (by perpetually mind-blanking those who encounter her to think she’s the Chief Judge).

 

 

Its Judges have uniforms that are essentially the same as those of Mega-City One but with the Wild West or cowboy iconography to match Texas City itself – Stetson hats instead of helmets and Lone Star belt buckles.

 

 

 

(3) VILLAINS: CIUDAD BARANQUILLA / BANANA CITY

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 13 – BANANA CITY: prog 623)

 

Notoriously the most corrupt and casually brutal mega-city in Judge Dredd’s world – hence its derogatory nickname of Banana City and their delight “whenever they get one over on El Norte” or Mega-City One, albeit the latter usually consists of taking in a ex-Judge or citizen, credits in hand of course.

Despite an actual city of that name in Colombia, perhaps reflecting the original intention for its location, it’s in Argentina corresponding to a conurbation from Buenos Aires, perhaps reflecting the revenge of Judge Dredd’s British writers for the Falklands War.

Its Judges are the face of the city’s corruption and casual brutality, barely maintaining the presence of law enforcement as they effectively auction off ‘justice’ for bribes or payments. Interestingly, like Mega-City One they use the eagle for visual icon – which their Judge Supremo Bastista took to extremes with his gold or gold-plated eagle suit.

Somehow they survived the zombie apocalypse of Judgement Day, surviving when two other South American mega-cities went under – perhaps a tribute to a streak of ruthlessness amidst their corruption and casual brutality.

 Arguably the most flamboyant uniforms of any Judges, more akin to something for Carnivale or Mardi Gras.

 

 

 

(4) HEROES: BRIT CIT

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 10 – ATLANTIS: prog 485)

 

Yes of course the British writers (and artists) of the Judge Dredd comic were always going to have a British mega-city and its Judges – I mean, the name Brit-Cit just writes itself.

 

And of course they were always going to feature Brit-Cit and its Judges among the good guys as one of Mega-City One’s best and oldest allies – indeed, perhaps the only one to actually do anything to help during one of Mega-City One’s recurring crises. Well, as good as the good guys get in Judge Dredd, even if only by criteria of Mega-City One ally – as that alliance has been very tenuous at times.

 

The Brit-Cit Judges are similar to those of Mega-City One in design, except with the British lion on their helmets instead of the American eagle on their shoulders.

 

 

(4) VILLAINS: SINO-CIT

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 19 – WAR GAMES: prog 854)

 

Although Sino-Cit 1 and Sino-Cit 2 had previously been referenced, we had to wait for their first appearance – or at least I remember it as their first appearance, because it was so striking. I mean, really – what’s not to love about it, in the few panels we saw the Chinese or Sino-Cit Judges, with uniforms rendered in superb art by Paul Marshall. Of course, by then it was Sino-Cit 2 (the southern Chinese mega-city) as Sino-Cit 1 (the northern Chinese mega-city) had been overrun by zombies in Judgement Day and nuked.

I mean, just look at them! Those uniforms come very close to knocking off those of the Sov Judges and Mega-City One Judges from their pedestal as my favorite. But for the fact that we don’t see them again for many episodes (as I have difficulty recalling their reappearance in the regular episodes) and then only after changing their uniforms, they might well be my favorite Judge uniforms.

I believe that they toned down the uniforms – which is frankly outrageous. If anything, they should have toned them up! But they’re perfect as they are. I note that there appears to be two regular Judge uniforms and one in a more senior or commanding position, although both uniform designs are in the red and yellow designs of the present Chinese flag.

As for the regular Judges, there’s the helmets styled in the traditional conical Asian design. The dragons as shoulder pad similar to the eagle for Mega-City One Judges. The Chinese characters which I presume to be their name, similar to the badges for Mega-City One Judges. The only issue I have is the shuriken belt buckles – which are a bit too much and also a potential source of injury.

The senior or commanding Judge has a similar coloring and design – but with some big boss shoulder pads going on and a dragon helmet. He also has skulls on his collar and badge, suggestive of perhaps a similar role to the SJS in Mega-City One, as well as a giant Chinese character on his chest.

They also have the yin-yang symbol on the back of their uniforms.

As for their role as villains or antagonists within Judge Dredd, that matched the real world publication dates of the comic – with their first appearance to suggest that they might overtake the Sov Judges as Mega-City One’s antagonists in the 1990s, they gradually evolved into more subtle antagonists to rival the Sovs, matching the real world rivalry of the United States and China.

 

 

 

 

(5) HEROES: OZ – SYDNEY-MELBOURNE CONURB

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 11 – OZ: prog 545)

 

Hands down the best place to live in the twenty-second century, even more so than the twenty-first century.

 

No, seriously.

 

As usual, how other mega-cities were portrayed in Judge Dredd reflected the sensibilities of the British writers, particularly in pop culture – and British comics writers in general were enamored of 1980s and 1990s Australiana. It showed in Tank Girl. It showed in 2000 AD in general – Grant Morrison has Zenith quip about not wanting to miss Neighbours. And it showed here with how Oz is depicted in Judge Dredd, although it has the unfortunate side effect that twenty-second century Australia seems culturally frozen in the 1980s and 1990s.

 

 

The primary mega-city of Oz is the Sydney-Melbourne Conurb, not surprisingly given Australia’s present urban concentration between those two cities – although the map of Oz shows other cities among some strange geographical features. My personal favorite is the Radback, the Oz counterpart of the Cursed Earth.

 

 

As for the Oz Judges, they’re bloody legends! While casual and relaxed, they’re also competent and tough when the chips are down – without being over the top about it like the Mega-City One Judges. They are also the most reliable of Mega-City One’s allies.

 

 

In uniform design, they’re a cross between present Australian police uniforms – with caps instead of helmets – and biker leathers. So…not unlike Mad Max and his colleagues in the first film, but with shorts – aptly enough for Australia’s weather.

 

 

(6) HEROES: HONDO CITY

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 12 – OUR MAN IN HONDO: prog 608)

 

The 22nd century Japanese mega-city was perhaps almost as inevitable as Oz, Brit Cit, or even Mega-City One itself – given that it was written at the height of Japan’s economic and technological rise, when Japan looked to observers to potentially eclipse even the United States itself. It also coincided with Japan’s booming pop cultural influence, not least one suspects on the British writers of Judge Dredd, hence its positive depiction.

 As for Hondo City’s Judge-Inspectors, they have a uniform – as well as mindset and culture – to invoke the appearance of samurai.

 “Unlike foreign Judges, they wear no badge with their name on; their names are printed on the rising sun symbol on their uniforms, viewable only through the visor on another judge’s helmet, with the intent that the citizens see justice as one entity rather than a group of individuals.”

 

 

(7) HEROES: EMERALD ISLE – MURPHYVILLE

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 15 – EMERALD ISLE: prog 727)

 

Top o’ the morning to you!

Garth Ennis may have written 22nd century Ireland and its Judges such as Judge-Sergeant Charlie Joyce as literally the butt of an Irish joke – but I like them. They were subsequently written more seriously – well as serious as Judge Dredd gets for dystopian SF satire – with Charlies’ son Fintan Joyce emerging as a heroic character aiding Mega-City One and Dredd after Chaos Day.

As for their uniforms – they “are highly distinctive, with the top being a “trenchcoat” rather than the biker leathers of most forces. The green and white colouring (with orange bits) is based around the Irish flag”.

 

 

HONORABLE MENTION

 

My honorable mention roll call of mega-cities or their Judges that have been mentioned or referenced in the Judge Dredd comic (in chronological order) but without much more than that bare mention or reference – or at least without being featured in the same depth as my special mention entries.

 

 

(1) LAS VEGAS

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2: THE CURSED EARTH – prog 79)

 

I came close to ranking this among my special mentions for villainous cities and judges, but it really doesn’t have much presence apart from its appearance in The Cursed Earth epic. The house always wins, except against Judge Dredd. And what presence it did have…it doesn’t have any more as it was subsequently nuked by Judge Death. The house doesn’t win against Judge Death either.

When introduced there, post-apocalyptic Las Vegas has metastasized into a city entirely based on gambling ruled by the Mafia. So…pretty much the same as PRE-apocalyptic Las Vegas, amirite? (Although I’m not sure how it works in the absence of any national or international tourism).

As for the Vegas Judges, they had uniforms of the same appearance as Mega-City Judges, but with dollar signs emblazoned on their chests, and with stereotypical Italian accents. When Dredd demands to see the Chief Judge – and his request is corrected by Vegas Judges to refer to the God-Judge. Sigh.

 

(2) PUERTO NOVA

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 8: JUVE’S EYES – prog 414)

 

The twenty-second century version of Puerto Rico – mentioned as the origin of immigrants to Mega-City One, although presumably that’s internal migration as I’d assume MC-1 still administers it as the successor to the United States (in the Atlantic at least).

 

(3) RUHR CONURB & EURO-CITY

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 9: MIDNIGHT SURFER – prog 425)

 

Apparently the former Germany is the site of four twenty-second century city states, with the Ruhr Conurb first mentioned as the city of origin for skysurfer Klaus Reich in Supersurf 7 held illegally in Mega-City One. The other three city states are Frankfurt, Munich and Berlin Conurb – the last (and possibly all other German city states) being subsequently retconned as part of Euro-City, a mega-city incorporating a number of city states from former West European nations (apparently including Paris and other cities in France as well as Belgium, Italy and Spain). We get a glimpse of Euro-City as where international hitman Jonni Kiss is hanging out in prog 830 compiled in Case Files 19.

 

(4) CAL HAB

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 10: THE ART OF KENNY WHO – prog 477)

 

A.k.a the Caledonian Habitation Zone or 22nd century Scotland, administered by Brit-Cit but sufficiently distinct to earn its own entry here – I first it recall it as the origin of artist Kenny Who, would-be migrant to Mega-City One.

 

 

(5) INDIA – CALCUTTA, DELHI, INDO-CITY & BHOPAL

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 11: OZ – prog 554)

 

Apparently the former India is the site of four twenty-second century city states, with Calcutta first mentioned as the city of origin for skysurfer Ghostman Patel in Supersurf 10 held in Sydney-Melbourne Conurb in the Oz epic. Bhopal is subsequently mentioned in the Song of the Surfer. We actually see a Judge from Delhi or Nu-Delhi – Psi-Judge Bhaji – on secondment to Mega-City One in the Inferno epic. The uniform is similar to the Mega-City One uniform, but with a shoulder pad design based on the Indian flag. Indo-City pops up subsequently.

 

 

(6) MEX CIT

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 13: IN THE BATH – prog 626)

 

Mex-Cit or at least its Judges may have been depicted as early as the Luna-1 story arc back in Case Files 1, where Judges Che and Chico were depicted in similar uniforms to Texas City Judges but with somberos. However, it wasn’t exactly clear until Mex-Cit was first mentioned in prog 626 – as the city of origin for migrants to Mega-City One who had the misfortune to pick Dredd’s apartment for a crime – and shown in prog 649 as a venue for medical tourism from Mega-City One – for a human brain transplant into a Rottweiller body.

 

(7) PAN-AFRICAN JUDGES

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 17: JUDGEMENT DAY)

 

The first glimpse we get of the various Pan-African polities is Swift Unuru, the Pan-African skysurfer in Supersurf 10, but the Pan-African Judges were introduced in the Judgement Day epic compiled in Case Files 17 – they attended the mega-city conference held in Hondo City but without anything to say who they were in comic’s narration. Which is fortunate as the comic retconned their uniforms subsequently.

 

(8) ANTARCTIC CITY

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 17: JUDGEMENT DAY)

 

Like the Pan-African Judges, they attended the Hondo City conference in Judgement Day – anonymously as far as the comic’s text was concerned. Again, their uniforms were subsequently retconned.

They and their city are dodgy as hell – Antarctic bank accounts are famed as the twenty-second equivalent of Swiss bank accounts for international criminals – but that only pops up later.

 

(9) BRASILIA, SOUTH-AM CITY & DJAKARTA

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 17: JUDGEMENT DAY)

 

RIP Brasilia, South-Am City & Djakarta – we barely knew you!

 No, seriously – we didn’t know them at all until they were mentioned as three of the five cities (along with Sino-City 1 and Mega-City 2) that were overrun by zombies in Judgement Day and nuked.

 South-Am City was apparently in Chile. How they were overrun and those bozos in the Pan-Andean Conurb survived is beyond me.

 

 

(10) BANGKOK & CASABLANCA

(JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 17: JUDGEMENT DAY)

 

Again barely mentioned in Judgement Day sending what seemed to be final broadcasts before all cities were overrun by zombies but Dredd saved the Day. “This is Bangkok – Sawah dee Kap” and “Casablanca – guess this is the end of a beautiful friendship!”

Sigh for the latter – yes, they were paraphrasing the film Casablanca, which I’m sure was foremost in the minds of its twenty-second century government.

 

Mega-City Law – Top 10 Judge Dredd Heroes & Villains

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Iconic 2000 AD poster art of Dredd vs Death by Greg Staples

 

As I do for comics in general, I have my top ten Judge Dredd heroes and villains – only more so, given my active fandom of Judge Dredd as the only comic I read each and every one of its weekly episodes (except for two weekly webcomics I also read), going right back to its very first episode (in 1977!) if you count reading earlier episodes as compiled in the Complete Case Files collections.

However, there are some key distinctions. First and foremost, it’s a running list – updated to each Judge Dredd Case Files volume as I review them in Mega-City Law.

As for my Top 10 Judge Dredd heroes, there’s no prizes for guessing the top spot – of course it has to go to Joe himself. And given the extent to which he overshadows other characters as main character – it is his comic with his name in the title after all – it was somewhat tricky to squeeze out a top ten heroes and my usual twenty special mentions that accompany each top ten. To be honest, for special mentions I often resorted to entries that might more accurately be described as protagonists or notable characters rather than heroes as such – although aptly enough as there’s not too many genuine heroes in Mega-City One or the wider crapsack world of Dredd.

Which perhaps prompts another distinction – that many or most of my heroes might be described more as anti-heroes at best, including Dredd himself. I obviously tended to have a focus on Judges – exclusively so for the top ten itself – but that description of anti-heroes at best applies even more so to Mega-City One’s Judges and Justice Department in general, if not the description of outright villains.

Indeed, the worst villains in the Judge Dredd comic tend to be other Judges – albeit usually rogue Mega-City One Judges and Judges from other mega-cities (or dimensions). However, even the majority of Mega-City One Judges that haven’t gone rogue are responsible for the enforcement of an authoritarian police state, so certainly would match the description as villains elsewhere, not least in our own world and even on occasion in their own. However, this is the world of Judge Dredd, which has always maintained a fundamental moral complexity for the Judges and Dredd as protagonist, so I’ll go with anti-heroes here – but my top ten heroes of Dredd might for the most part be more accurately my top ten anti-heroes.

Another distinction that where I look at my top ten heroes in comics in general (and occasionally elsewhere as in mythology or fantasy) in terms of superpower scale from Batman to Superman, I don’t do that for my heroes of Judge Dredd. That’s for the fundamental reason that the Judges in Judge Dredd are not superpowered – with the exception of those with psi powers – in the sense that they are not superhuman. In other words, to the extent that they are superheroes, they’re all Batman – that is, by dint of superior human ability achieved through training, experience, resources and technology, more so than Batman in many cases and certainly for Dredd himself who would out-Batman Batman. Although given the use of advanced cloning and medical technology for Dredd and some other Judges, you could argue that at least he and those particular Judges are effectively superhuman.

I will however retain my playful punching out Cthulhu and party rock rankings – the former if only for that iconic Judge Dredd panel where he punches out Judge Fear. “Gaze into the fist of Dredd!” indeed – you rarely get such a perfect visual representation of punching out Cthulhu.

On the other hand, the villains of Judge Dredd are more straightforward along the lines of villains in comics in general – once you are a cut above your average perp of the week of course, as the top ten and special mentions tend to be. By their nature, they tend to be particularly heinous as villains, such that a brutal police state comes off looking as the better option.

Interestingly, where genuine superpowers tend to pop up in Judge Dredd, it’s for the villains – such that my eldritch abomination and dark lord rankings still come in useful. Although perhaps more interestingly, the most effective villains have tended not to be superpowered – because weapons of mass destruction tend to trump superpowers in Judge Dredd.

 

 

(10) HERO: JUDGE-SERGEANT CHARLIE JOYCE (1991)

(CASE FILES 15: prog 727)

 

Top of the morning to ya, Dredd!

The lrish Judge introduced in the Emerald Isle story arc in Case Files 15, where he teams up with Dredd as the latter’s liaison in Emerald Isle and of course the laidback one in that odd couple. Pairing up Dredd with a laidback or unconventional counterpart is par for the course in Judge Dredd storylines.

I usually reserve the wildcard tenth place in my top tens to the most recent entry – usually an entry from the present or previous year, although for my Judge Dredd top tens that means the previous Case Files I reviewed in Mega-City Law.

However, that doesn’t always work for my Top 10 Judge Dredd Heroes & Villains, although technically I suppose Joyce was in the Innocents Abroad storyline in Case Files 18, even if my usual rule to go by the Case Files volume where he was introduced.

Even so, as a Joyce fan I consider that he needs to be elevated to the highest rank that is my top 10 Judge Dredd Heroes, at least until the next wildcard entry or I replace him with his son Fintan.

Yes – he and the Emerald Isle or Murphyville Judges in general were introduced as the butt of the joke by their Irish writer Garth Ennis having fun with the usual stereotypes, aptly enough as they were little more than glorified security officers in a theme park.

And sadly yes – Ennis once again returned him to being the butt of the joke along with the Irish renegades seeking to escape to Mega-City One in Innocents Abroad, even more so as Ennis had lifted him up to being made of tougher stuff as well as something of a Dredd fanboy in Judgement Day. It wasn’t his fault that Alpha stole his spot in the multi-city special force to take out Sabbat. He seems to hold his own on the frontlines of the zombie apocalypse well enough – and was after all handpicked by Dredd as the Emerald Isle Judge for that special force. Of course, he also happened to be at hand in the Emerald Isle delegation to Hondo City – which suggests he’s one of their best Judges. That might be a low bar but not as low as other mega-cities I could name cough Ciudad Baranquilla cough.

And I liked him even when he and his fellow Emerald Isle Judges or citizens were the butt of the joke. I mean, let’s face it – Dredd needs someone to tell him to calm the drokk down from time to time, even if another Judge from an equally laidback mega-city did it better.

And Joyce brought a more laidback and humane approach than smacking heads with a day-stick that is the signature style of Mega-City One Judges in general and Dredd in particular.

And over time the comic moved on from Ennis having the Irish Judges as the stereotypical butt of the joke to taking them more seriously – although sadly again not in time so much to redeem Judge Joyce as his son Fintan, who grew up to also be Judge Joyce and in Mega-City One to boot.

 

PUNCHING OUT CHTHULU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

Not many heroes in Judge Dredd (with the obvious exception) are up for punching out Cthulhu – and Joyce missed out on his chance in Judgement Day when Jonny Alpha stole his place on the mission to punch out Sabbat.

However, you just know Joyce is up there in party rock ranking – the most fun of my top ten heroes with which to share a pint or get friendly with the ladies in a Mega-City nightclub, with one possible exception.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(10) VILLAIN: SABBAT (1992)

(CASE FILES 17 – JUDGEMENT DAY: prog 786)

 

“Three billion people you’ve killed, you little drokker – three drokkin’ billion!”

As a literal necromancer behind a global zombie apocalypse and with one of the highest body counts of any Dredd villain – 3 billion and 5 mega-cities in the Judgement Day epic – you’d think I might have ranked him higher but…meh.

I mean, he’s lucky to get that wildcard tenth place which I usually reserve for the most recent entry of note – which for my Judge Dredd top ten reviews means the most recent Case Files I reviewed, or Case Files 18 at the time of this entry. Ironically that would usually exclude him as his storyline was in the Judgement Day epic in Case Files 17, although technically his severed head – still alive through magic but in vegetative state – did feature in Case Files 18. And let’s face it – Case Files had slim pickings for a villain to replace him in wildcard tenth place.

He talks the talk – if anything, he talks too much – but doesn’t really walk the walk. Oh sure – he has his magic and his zombie apocalypse, but even writer Garth Ennis lamented him as a “feeble villain” in characterization.

Don’t get me wrong – the sheer scale of his villainy and his central role in one of the biggest epics in the Judge Dredd comic will always earn him special mention even once he is eclipsed from my top ten…but he just doesn’t have the same iconic status, effect or impact of other villains in the top ten.

There are also three or four others that arguably outdo his body count. Hence I am pleased to announce that from here on I’ll be adding a section to each villain entry in this top ten – BODY COUNT BIGGER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION & DARK LORD RANKING

In fairness, he scores highly on my two rankings for villains.

Firstly, we find out that he is undead himself, sustained by black magic and only keeping his body around for sake of appearance – he’s effectively a lich or demi-lich. So yes – I’d say he is literally the (undead) embodiment of eldritch abomination.

Secondly, as the necromancer behind a global zombie apocalypse bent on killing the planet and conquering its corpses, with plans on galactic conquest – yeah, I’d say he ranks highly as a dark lord.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(9) HERO: JUDGE-INSPECTOR TOTARU SADU (1988)

(CASE FILES 12 – OUR MAN IN HONDO: Prog 608)

 

“For Hondo!”

 

Unlike the Irish Judges and Judge Joyce introduced in The Emerald Isle in Case Files 15, the Japanese Judges are introduced as a force with which to be reckoned – and none more so that Judge Sadu, effectively the Judge Dredd of the Japanese mega-city Hondo City, albeit not as tough as Dredd himself.

 

That’s demonstrated in the Judgement Day epic, where Dredd manages to outfight both Sadu and Johnny Alpha tag-teaming him, which fortunately for the two of them was interrupted by the call for the mission to take out Sabbat – on which they were all going and which Dredd was commanding.

 

I prefer to forget that incident in placing Sadu in my Top 10 Judge Dredd Heroes – as it makes no sense from anyone’s perspective, including that of Sadu himself, who had been shown to be place the safety of Hondo City above all else, such as his initial antagonism towards Alpha. Not to mention that he had voted for Dredd to be in command of the mission on which he was serving.

 

Instead I prefer to invoke the service on that mission which sees him earn his entry in this top ten – above all his heroic self-sacrificial death which saved the world in the Judgement Day. But for that sacrifice, using his own evisceration by Sabbat as blood magic – or more precisely blood counter-magic – to hijack the literal lodestone of earth’s mystical energy Sabbat was using to power the zombie apocalypse, Dredd and Alpha would have remained helplessly trapped and unable to take down Sabbat. It may have only been brief, but Sadu used that moment to command the lodestone use magic to release Dredd and Alpha – having paid attention when Sabbat ran off his mouth monologuing that he used blood magic to harness the lodestone.

 

PUNCHING OUT CTHULHU AND PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

I have to rank Sadu high in my punching out Cthulhu ranking scale – he may not have punched out Sabbat himself but his literally gutsy sacrifice freed Dredd and Jonny Alpha to punch out Sabbat for him, and everyone else on the planet.

 

However, like most of the heroes in my top ten, Sadu does not even score a blip on my party rock ranking. Apart from Irish Judges and one other lot of Judges we’ll see in my next hero in eighth place, Judges are just buzzkills at parties – and Hondo City Judges more than most, perhaps even more than Mega-City One Judges.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(9) VILLAIN: ANGEL GANG – MEAN MACHINE ANGEL (1980)

(CASE FILES 4 – JUDGE CHILD QUEST: prog 160)

 

“I’m going up to four on ya, Dredd!”

Everyone’s favorite violent cyborg – with four ‘settings’ of rage literally dialed into his head, from one as the lowest albeit still pretty ornery to four as the highest.

And the whole damn gang as well – the villainous and notoriously violent Angel Gang that is, a family of psychopaths that proved so iconic from their introduction as the antagonists in the Judge Child Quest that they had an enduring presence after that epic.

Part of their appeal was how gratuitously violent they were – and for the most part mindlessly as well, with the notable exception of the gang patriarch Pa (thankfully you never see the gang matriarch, at least as far as I’m aware), who is the brains of their operation.

Not that they have much of an operation – which is essentially akin to that of a Mafia family as warlords in the Cursed Earth badlands and relying entirely on abject terror from sheer violence to run their criminal territory. It’s Pa who has the cunning to see the Judge Child as their ticket to something bigger or at least to escape from Texas City and comes up with the plan to kidnap the Judge Child, prompting the Judge Child Quest into deep alien space in pursuit.

The other Angels include Pa’s favored son and heir Junior, Link, Fink and Mean Machine. Fink arguably rivals Pa in cunning, but was so reclusive that he effectively hid from the rest of the family as some sort of Cursed Earth desert rat – while befriending a literal Cursed Earth mutant rat which he called Ratty. It didn’t do much for his appearance – the radioactive environment changing him into the appearance of a ghoul. He was so isolated from the rest of the family that they left him behind for the events of the Judge Child epic – but retain enough Southern family loyalty that he came out of his subterranean lair all the way to Mega-City One to avenge them.

However, if I had to pick out one of the, it’s easily Mean Machine as the most enduring. Of course, it helps that he was literally resurrected from his death in the Judge Child epic by another entry in this top ten, so that he could return as a recurring villain.

Ironically and in a nice blackly comic touch, Mean Machine was originally the only member of the family that was not psychopathic.  As a boy, he was good-natured and showed none of the family’s violent tendencies, liking to pick flowers and that sort of thing. Obviously Pa Angel decided that this pansy stuff simply would not do, and arranged radical…surgery to transform the boy into a murderous cyborg, with four ‘settings’ of rage dialed into his head – with his basic default setting merely as the lowest level of anger.

The Angel Gang was so iconic that they were even shoehorned into the 1995 Judge Dredd film – badly, like most other things in that terrible film. Some might wonder why they don’t rank higher in my top ten – and it’s because as iconic as they were, they weren’t terribly effective and hence wreaked less havoc than the top ten entries. Heck – Mean Machine even oscillated between the psychopathy forced on him and genuine rehabilitation reversing its effects.

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION & DARK LORD RANKING

 

Three of the gang don’t rank anywhere as eldritch abominations – Link even looks like he might be more at home in a biker gay bar. Two of them on the other hand – Fink resembles a ghoul from the devastation his radioactive haunt has inflicted on him while Mean Machine has his cyborg appearance.

And they don’t quite rank as potential dark lords either – local criminal warlords perhaps.

 

BODY COUNT HIGHER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

 

Sure, the Angel Gang has racked up an impressive body count for what is after all, only a gang of five family members, but nowhere near even a fraction of the three billion (and five mega-cities) killed by Sabbat.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(8) HERO: JUDGE BRUCE (1987)

(CASE FILES 11 – OZ: prog 554)

 

“Aww, g’day, Dredd! welcome to Oz!”

Judge Bruce – ya bloody legend! Oz – or the Sydney-Melbourne Conurb – is hands-down the best place to live in Dredd’s twenty-second century and Bruce is the best of their Judges, both Oz and Bruce being introduced in the Oz epic. That was when Dredd went to Australia, ostensibly to recapture the fugitive sky-surfer Chopper but with the real purpose of taking out the Mega-City One renegade Morton Judd and his cloned forces.

The Australian Judges and Judge Bruce resembled the subsequent Irish Judges and Judge Joyce, only better. As usual, Dredd played the straight man in an odd couple pairing with his counterpart or liaison in the other mega-city – and Joyce, characteristically for Oz and its Judges in general, brought a more laidback and humane approach than smacking heads with a daystick that is the signature style of Mega-City One Judges in general and Dredd in particular.

I mean, let’s face it – Dredd needs someone to tell him to calm the drokk down from time to time, and Bruce was the first and best Judge from a laidback mega-city to do it.

Sadly, Judge Bruce was handpicked by Dredd for the mission against Sabbat, and like everyone else but Dredd and Alpha, was killed on it. Still, he had the best last words ever – “Tell you what, Alpha…you not…not such a bad bloke…for a…Pom”.

During Judgement Day, we also learnt his first name was Lenny – a tribute to the American comedian Lenny Bruce. Of course his surname was Bruce – which seems to be a running British gag or stereotype that Australians are usually called Bruce.

 

PUNCHING OUT CTHULHU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

On my punching out Cthulhu scale, Judge Bruce would have to score higher than Judge Joyce – as he actually made it to the mission to take out Sabbat – but lower than Judge Sadu, as his heroic death on that mission did not have the same pivotal impact as that of Sadu.

Of course, you could argue that just like every Australian, he routinely punches out Cthulhu just by living in Australia and dealing with its native wildlife – and that’s before we take stock of whatever deadlier form into which the Radback has mutated them.

Oz in general outranks the Emerald Isle for party rock ranking so Judge Bruce is the only Judge I would rank higher than Joyce in the top ten.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(8) VILLAIN: SATANUS (1978)

(CASE FILES 2 – THE CURSED EARTH: prog 73)

 

“Satanus, this is your last chance to surrender!”

I will never tire of this epic Cursed Earth cover by Brian Bolland featuring the tyrannosaur Satanus, even if Dredd’s line is added for comic effect (albeit Dredd does find himself in this predicament and only narrowly escapes).

A top ten place for Satanus – over the Angel Gang and Sabbat – might seem high but he’s just too damn iconic, particularly impressive for its endurance given he featured in only four episodes in the Cursed Earth epic, all the way back in progs 73-76 in Case Files 2.

What can I say? Everything’s cooler with dinosaurs and it doesn’t get much cooler than Satanus, the Cursed Earth black tyrannosaur.

In fairness, four episodes was a substantial arc for the Judge Dredd comic, even as part of an epic. Also in fairness, he was a callback to another 2000 AD comic, the time-travelling dinosaur safari known as Flesh, although he was effectively resurrected from the past by Judge Dredd doing Jurassic Park rather than time travel, albeit the effect was much the same. He also featured in another 2000 AD comic, Nemesis the Warlock, and this time (heh) time travel was involved in taking him to Earth’s galactic future.

He also did return in the Judge Dredd comic in Case Files 3, not in the flesh but in his blood – literally in The Blood of Satanus. It turns out that Satanus is so evil that his blood transforms people into were-tyrannosaurs – a concept that was revived decades later with two further storylines.  You just can’t keep a good tyrannosaur down – and by good, I mean evil.

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION & DARK LORD RANKING

 

Satanus ranks surprisingly well on both my eldritch abomination and dark lord rankings, given that he is just a dinosaur. He may not be eldritch as such but he is arguably an abomination made by science in the same way Jurassic Park revived dinosaurs – made even more so by time travel and by blood that apparently has mutagenic properties. And he does rule the Cursed Earth town (and his pack) as a dark lord, even if his aspirations extend only to the town regularly serving up human sacrifices to him as dinner.

 

BODY COUNT HIGHER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

 

Satanus had a respectable body count too, perhaps rivalling the Angel Gang – courtesy of a taste for human flesh, indeed a preference for it and that’s not counting that he also killed for the sheer pleasure of it. However – clearly nowhere near even a fraction of the three billion (and five mega-cities) killed by Sabbat.

 

RANKING: 4 STARS****

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(7) HERO: JUDGE PRAGER (1983)

(CASE FILES 7 – CRY OF THE WEREWOLF: prog 328)

 

“Hey, Prager – how’s things down there anyway?”

“Grim.”

Judge Prager may have appeared in only one episode in Cry of the Werewolf, but that appearance was so legendary that it alone earned him this place in the top ten.

Firstly, he’s notable for being one of those Judges electing to take the Long Walk not into the Cursed Earth but the Under-City, a place nearly as dangerous and weird. Secondly, there’s that quoted exchange. And thirdly, he saved Dredd after the latter wolfed out – or is that wolfed up? – and returned Dredd to Mega-City One to be cured, the occasion of that quoted exchange.

Indeed, he was so legendary that they couldn’t resist bringing him back decades later to help Dredd against a new threat from the villainous Mr Bones – although this time it’s Prager who wolfs out – or up. And he likes it that way.

 

PUNCHING OUT CTHULHU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

Well it may not be quite up there with Cthulhu but taking on Dredd in werewolf form as well as Bones’ Under-City army in his own werewolf form has to rank up there.

Few Mega-City One Judges score high on party rock ranking but Prager would score one of the lowest. Some Judges lighten up and party down on their Long Walk – not Prager. He’s grim.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(7) VILLAIN: PRESIDENT ROBERT “BAD BOB” BOOTH (1978)

(CASE FILES 2 – THE CURSED EARTH: prog 67)

 

The ur-villain of Judge Dredd – the man who made the hot post-apocalyptic dystopian mess of Judge Dredd’s world.

 

The last President of the United States – he started the Atomic Wars in 2070 that turned all but the mega-cities with their missile shields into nuclear wastelands or black oceans.

 

The Judges had been instituted prior to Booth but it was his actions that forced Justice Department to take control of the government in the surviving mega-cities, so you can blame him for that too.

 

The only reason his impact doesn’t rank him higher is that it features mostly as backstory, after he was introduced in the Cursed Earth epic (as serving a century of suspended animation to which he had been sentenced by the Judges).

 

 ELDRITCH ABOMINATION & DARK LORD RANKING

 

No eldritch abomination ranking, which goes to show that the most destructive villains in Judge Dredd are plain old humans. Although I’d say his term in office counts for dark lord ranking. And yes – he blew up the world in only one term of office. One elected term of office that is – he was Vice-President when the President died in office. And I use elected loosely even then as he rigged the vote-counting machines.

 

BODY COUNT HIGHER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

 

And yes – Booth is one of three or four villains with a body count higher than Judgement Day, at least potentially thanks to the Atomic Wars he launched. I’ve never seen any reference to the casualties from the Atomic Wars, but I’m prepared to better that it would come close to, or exceed, the three billion killed by Sabbat’s zombie apocalypse.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(6) HERO: JUDGE SOUSTER (1981)

(CASE FILES 5 – APOCALYPSE WAR: prog 257)

 

“For freedom, for justice, for Mega-City One!”

The hero of the Battle of Dan Tanna Junction – Judge Souster deserves to be memorialized by a top ten place, gruddamn it!

Souster sacrificed himself to bring down Dan Tanna Junction, the last remaining southbound transport artery from the Sov-occupied northern sectors of the city – plummeting to his death but using one of those superweapon stub guns in freefall to sever the roads improbably holding up the junction like some bizarre version of Jenga.

It’s enough to bring a tear to this Mega-City One patriot’s eye (I love that fictional city!), enough to make me forget that I don’t exactly associate Mega-City One with freedom (although it’s obviously better than the Soviet East Meg One), or that Souster’s heroic sacrifice bought the Mega-City One’s resistance a day or so at most. No, seriously – as we’ll see at a later point, the Apocalypse War is a matter of mere days.

Or for that matter that there remained one route southwards that could not be severed – city bottom or ground level.

But forget that – MC-1! MC-1! MC-1!

 

PUNCHING OUT CHTHULU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

Well it’s not really punching out Cthulhu but I’ll still rank him highly for taking out Dan Tanna Junction. And you know with a devil-may-care attitude like that he would have been one of the few Mega-City Judges who was fun at parties.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(6) VILLAIN: RICO DREDD (1977)

(CASE FILES 1 – THE RETURN OF RICO: prog 30)

 

The ur-villain of Judge Dredd – Joe’s own corrupt clone-brother Rico.

Yes, yes – I know I described President Booth as the ur-villain of Judge Dredd in my previous entry. I stand by that but arguably Rico is even more the ur-villain of Judge Dredd.

For one thing, he appears earlier – in the comic that is as opposed to story chronology, indeed as early as prog 30 reflecting his importance in the Judge Dredd mythos. That importance also saw him as the antagonist in the 1995 Judge Dredd film – gruddamnit.

Long story short – Rico was Dredd’s clone-brother, who may well have been more proficient as a Judge then Dredd himself but became corrupt. Caught by (Joe) Dredd himself and sentenced to Titan, where Mega-City One sends its worst criminals – Judges gone bad. It’s not as secure as you’d expect for a prison in space – as there’s frequent escapes, including Rico – returning for vengeance on his brother in prog 30 but outgunned by the latter, effectively seeing his story introduced and concluded in that episode.

However, Rico remains a fundamental element in the Dredd mythos thereafter – to an extent, Dredd will always carry his clone brother with him.

For one thing, as subsequent episodes reveal, Rico had a daughter, Vienna Dredd, who grows up as Dredd’s niece – and given that Rico was his clone, Vienna is virtually his own daughter. She of course symbolizes Rico’s original corruption – as, like Jedi, Judges are forbidden from sexual relationships (although this is relaxed much later in the series, while still frowned upon by the Justice Department). Dredd distances himself from her, but subsequently assumes a closer paternal role to her – as she in turn grows into one of the strong female characters of the storyline.

For another, and more fundamentally for his status as Dredd’s ur-villain, Judge Dredd and his story remains haunted by this taint in the (clone) bloodline – with Rico as his shadow, the potential corrupt version of himself, and on a larger scale, the Department of Justice. Indeed, Dredd’s best adversaries are dark shadows of himself and the Judges in general, as symbolized by Rico, although Rico remains as more a symbol of Dredd’s own potential for inner conflict.

Rico foreshadowed even darker inversions of Judge Dredd and the Law to come, culminating in Dredd’s ultimate adversary…

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION & DARK LORD RANKING

Surprisingly, he does notch up the abomination ranking with the usual surgery to adapt ex-Judges to Titan. He also arguable notches up a dark lord ranking as a corrupt Judge, albeit a petty dark lord. Perhaps if he had remained unchecked or risen higher in the hierarchy we could have seen his dark lord potential really let loose.

 

BODY COUNT BIGGER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

Unlike that other Judge Dredd ur-villain President Booth, Rico didn’t really rack up much of a body count – not more than the average Judge anyway.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(5) HERO: JUDGE MORPHY (1984)

(CASE FILES 8 – A QUESTION OF JUDGEMENT: prog 387)

 

Although he was only introduced in prog 387, Judge Morphy’s impact on Judge Dredd goes back well before that – indeed back to when Dredd was a cadet or rookie and Murphy was the senior Judge who supervised Dredd’s Final Assessment to become a full Judge.

 

Thereafter, Morphy continued to mentor Dredd and was effectively a father figure to him. His most memorable advice to Dredd was to requisition boots a size too small to quell doubts about their role as Judges.

 

Sadly, Morphy – or Morph as he was more affectionately known, at least by Dredd – was taken away from us and Dredd when he was killed in action in the prelude to Necropolis, leading to Dredd’s own breakdown and crisis of faith, ultimately to Dredd resigning as Judge and taking the Long Walk (before coming back to save the city in Necropolis).

 

PUNCHING OUT CTHULHU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

Sorry, Morph, but wearing boots a size too smaller doesn’t really count as punching out Cthulhu. I’m prepared to give you credit though for mentoring Dredd to punch out Cthulhu.

 

Morph also strikes me as one of the more mellow Judges – and one of the few ones who would be fun at parties.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(5) VILLAIN: PJ MAYBE (1987)

(CASE FILES 11: prog 534)

 

Yes – we’re getting to the big guns of Dredd villainy now.

 

Everyone’s favorite juvenile serial killer – who manages to grow up to be an adult serial killer and one of Dredd’s most formidable recurring adversaries, such that he may indeed be ranked among the big guns of Dredd villains. Being elected Mayor of Mega-City One helps, albeit under a stolen identity.

 

That’s quite the feat, particularly as he lacks the supernatural ability or mega-city state backing of the other big guns.

 

Indeed, all he has is his genius intelligence, albeit not reflected in his poor spelling – although the latter is something of a running gag, one of many that make Maybe so entertaining even as you want Dredd to apprehend him.

 

Although when you boil it down, Maybe owes his success as a villain to shuffling cards from a surprisingly small deck of tricks – apart of course from being incredibly lucky, until he isn’t from playing the odds too long or too often. It would be unfair to call him a one trick pony but he does seem to have three favorite tricks – robotics (such as the robot ‘bug’ with which he is introduced in his very first episode “Bug”), hypnotic drugs (SLD-88 and SLD-89), and face-changing machines. Four if you count his skill at lying and acting as other personas, including his own innocent juvenile persona.

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION & DARK LORD RANKING

 

As noted, PJ is one of Dredd’s most persistent antagonists without any supernatural ability – or other traits such as eldritch abomination. He does have a stint at dark lord as Mayor of Mega-City One, although surprisingly he was one of the best and most benevolent Mayors.

 

BODY COUNT BIGGER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

 

No – and by design, as PJ himself noted that one of the characteristics of a successful serial killer is a sense of self-control or restraint. In other words, not trying to kill too many people – “one at a time, that’s my motto”. Indeed, he disparages “people with body counts in the millions” – “just look wat hapens to people like that”.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

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(4) HERO: JUDGE MINTY (1980)

(CASE FILES 3 – JUDGE MINTY: prog 147)

 

For a Judge that appeared in only one episode, albeit one that had his name as its title, he had quite the impact – hence this place entry.

 

Part of that is he is the Judge through whom we are introduced to the Long Walk, with Minty himself taking it at the close of the episode.

 

Part of that is also his humane attitude as he has aged as an active Judge, taking a soft line towards the citizens – that it might be an idea for the Judges to treat them like people. Of course we can’t have any pansy stuff like that as a Judge, now can we? Dredd almost tells him as much – and it’s not only what got him wounded in the line of action, but what sees him retire as a Judge. And as this episode introduced, Judges don’t retire – they take the Long Walk (with some exceptions like the Academy of Law tutors).

 

Minty also had an impact on Dredd himself – such that Dredd recalls Minty when he is having his own crisis of faith in his role as Judge in the prelude to Necropolis, eleven Case File volumes later in Case Files 14, no doubt prompting him to his own decision to resign and take the Long Walk. Of course it didn’t help that he had lost his mentor Morphy – although it may well be argued that the two of them, Minty and Morphy, were twin influences guiding Dredd as Judge, given that Dredd thinks back to Minty years later with much the same doubts in the system as expressed by Minty.

 

Minty was such a fan favorite that fans even made a short film of him, featuring the episode and his subsequent Long Walk.

 

PUNCHING OUT CTHULHU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

Not that we see but the Long Walk is pretty much an invitation to go punching out Cthulhu, given the usual mutated high weirdness that inhabits the Cursed Earth.

 

And also given what we see of his attitude, Minty would be one of those few Mega-City One Judges who’d be fun at parties.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(4) VILLAIN: OWEN KRYSLER – JUDGE CHILD / THE MUTANT (1980)

(CASE FILES 4 – JUDGE CHILD QUEST: prog 156)

 

“I see only…evil” You sure do, Judge Dredd, you sure do. Pure evil.

That of course was – spoiler alert for the Judge Child Quest – the big reveal of the Judge Child Quest epic.

The epic opened with its premise – one of the most important elements in Dredd lore, for which few things would loom larger or cast a longer shadow. That was the deathbed prediction of Psi Division’s foremost pre-cog, Judge Feyy, with his track record of 88.8% accuracy in predicting the future, that Mega-City One would be destroyed in 2120 (so 18 years in the future in the comic’s timeline of that prediction in 2102) by a “ghastly war” from which “foul creatures” would rise up to prey on the survivors unless Judge Dredd can find the Judge Child, Feyy’s fated savior of the city.

Turned out that Feyy was wrong and the Judge Child was evil – which Dredd of course could confirm just by looking in his eyes – so Dredd abandoned him on the planet of Xanadu in deep alien space, leaving Mega-City One to deal with whatever was coming in 2120 on its own. When the Judge Child tried to get his revenge, Dredd ordered the twenty-second equivalent of a drone strike to take him out.

But then it turned out that Feyy was right after all – as the Judge Child was inextricably linked with the city’s fate in 2120. Unfortunately, his 11.2% inaccuracy was – again spoiler alert for City of the Damned – that the Judge Child was the cause, not the cure. Once again Psi Division is useless as usual apart from Anderson – even when they get things right they also get them horribly wrong.

Wait – what? Didn’t I say Dredd killed him? Yes – I did but Owen Krysler was so evil, he came back from the dead to be even more evil, as the Mutant cloned from his cells by the robot king of Xanadu. So yes – Dredd had to kill him again.

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION & DARK LORD RANKING

As the Judge Child – not so much. As the Mutant – you bet! As both eldritch abomination and as dark lord.

BODY COUNT BIGGER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

And yes – Owen Krysler is one of my top ten Judge Dredd villains with a potential body count bigger than Sabbat’s three billion in Judgement Day.

Wait – what? As Judge Child, he’s distinctly lackluster in villainous body count, arguably killing no one – as we later see, he couldn’t even get killing Pa Angel right.

Worse for a budding Dredd villain, he’s even on the negative side of the ledger, as he resurrects Mean Machine Angel, setting his body count from 0 to -1. Sure, thereafter you could probably count him as party to Mean and Fink Angel’s roaring rampage of revenge as well as the casualties to it, but distinctly unimpressive as a Dredd villain body count.

But it’s as The Mutant, his clone in 2120, that he potentially racks up those Sabbat numbers. There’s Mega-City One for starters, so about 400 million. Yes – I know there are still survivors when Dredd and Anderson drop in…but I wouldn’t bet that he stuck to Mega-City One and left the rest of the world alone.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

(S-TIER: GOD TIER – OR IS THAT MUTANT-TIER?)

 

 

(3) HERO: JUDGE GIANT JR (1990)

(CASE FILES 13 – YOUNG GIANT: prog 651)

 

We all knew Judge Giant was too smooth not to be a ladies’ man – hence his son, filling his father’s boots as Judge and hitting the ground running in Necropolis (as well as Judgement Day).

Dredd assesses him as rookie – and we all knew young Giant was going to make it when he arrested the perp who killed his mother, rather than just gun him down as he was sorely tempted to do.

Thereafter he’s one of Dredd’s best and most loyal colleagues in Justice Department.

 

PUNCHING OUT CTHULHU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

Well when hitting the ground running in Necropolis includes facing down Judge Mortis, I think we can count that as punching out Cthulhu, even if facing down basically mean leading his fellow cadets to evade pursuit by Mortis.

Probably not as much fun as his father at parties though.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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(3) VILLAIN: CHIEF JUDGE CAL(1978)

(CASE FILES 2 – THE DAY THE LAW DIED: prog 86)

 

“You dare!”

The reason the Law died in The Day the Law Died – essentially Caligula as Chief Judge of MC-1.

Sentenced the whole city to death. Twice.

It’s striking that the most dangerous villains in the Judge Dredd comic…are Judges. Indeed, the top three of my Top 10 Judge Dredd Villains are all Judges. In fairness, the top two are not Judges of Mega-City One – or Judges of a very different type – but Cal was. As such, he represents perhaps the most insidious type of villain in the Judge Dredd comic – a Judge as villain, embodying the inherent brutality or corruption within Justice Department, and at its extreme the threat to Mega-City One from within Justice Department itself.

Cal earns his third place entry because it is a rare Mega-City One Judge that poses an existential threat to the city as he did. That threat came in the form of the insane Judge Cal’s rise to the position of Chief Judge, essentially by way of coup – although disturbingly he was able to rise to the position of Deputy Chief Judge first to launch that coup.

Cal wasn’t the last Mega-City One Judge as villain to rise to the position of Chief Judge or even perhaps to pose an existential threat to the city – but he was the first and arguably the most archetypal. Cal embodied a recurring theme in Judge Dredd – the dangers of corruption, and especially the corruption of power, within the Justice Department, albeit rarely at the level of existential threat to the city as it was with Cal. Ironically, the source of that corruption in Cal’s case was his position as head of the SJS or Special Judicial Squad, essentially the Justice Department’s equivalent of Internal Affairs or the body of Judges who judge other Judges. Nominally, the Special Judicial Squad is meant to guard against corruption within the Justice Department, but in practice in this and subsequent storylines they tend to have a somewhat antagonistic role to the rest of the Department (and Dredd in particular) at best and be a source of power unto themselves at worst.

Cal borrowed his storyline from a classical source – the ill-fated reign of Roman Emperor Caligula, straight from the pages of Suetonius’ The Twelve Caesars, or more so as it was closer in time to this epic, the BBC TV adaptation of Robert Graves’ I Claudius. Indeed, Judge Cal was named for Caligula (with his appearance modelled on John Hurt’s portrayal in the BBC TV series), and he is even named AS Judge Caligula when introduced (and The Day the Law Died was subsequently collected under that title). Of course, if that was his actual name, it would seem to have been begging for trouble. I mean, what next? Judge Hitler?

Anyway, his insanity mirrored that of Caligula, albeit (somewhat disappointingly) without the depravity – not surprisingly in the more ascetic Justice Department of Mega-City One, or even more so, in the publishing restrictions for 2000 AD. And so as Caligula appointed his horse as a senator of Rome, Judge Cal appoints a goldfish as Deputy Chief Judge Fish, ironically remembered fondly by the Mega-City One citizenry for a death that saved the city.  Speaking of which, the insanity of Judge Cal sentencing the entire city to death twice also evoked the historical Caligula, who according to Suetonius wished that all the city of Rome had but one neck.

However, Judge Cal is made more dangerous in his insanity – and hence earns his place among the top tier of Judge Dredd’s villains – in that, unlike his historical predecessor, he at least had the cunning and presence of mind for a technique of mind control to ensure the loyalty of his equivalent of the imperial Praetorian Guard.  And as a failsafe, when Mega-City Judges proved too unreliable, to import a new Praetorian Guard – in the form of alien Klegg mercenaries.

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION AND DARK LORD RANKING

Yeah, he’s just human so has one of the lowest rankings as eldritch abomination, matched only by the other humans in this top ten President Booth and PJ Maybe (as Mean Machine Angel and arguably Rico have been made into cyborgs, ranking somewhat higher as eldritch abominations). On the other hand, he scores highly as Dark Lord, albeit too mentally unstable for a long reign as Chief Judge.

 

BODY COUNT BIGGER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

Yeah, he talked the talk (sentencing the city to death twice) but did he walk the walk (scoring a body count to rival that of Sabbat in Judgement Day)? No.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT CAL-TIER?)

 

 

 

(2) HERO: JUDGE GIANT (1977)

(CASE FILES 1 – THE ACADEMY OF LAW: prog 27)

 

Dredd’s first cadet and arguably still the best, even all these years after dying in the line of duty. Yes – he was probably a little too mellow for an ideal Judge, hence Judge Giant Jr, but he saved Dredd in The Day the Law Died and was killed by Orlok at the height of Block Mania,

 

That was a heartbreaking moment for readers – arguably the only character death in the Judge Dredd comic to that time (and perhaps since) that could have the most impact short of killing off Dredd himself. Particularly with the panel of his death replicating Michelangelo’s Pieta, with Dredd cradling the dying or dead Giant – which of course also had its impact on Dredd. And damn – Dredd could have used him during the Apocalypse War…

 

His name would appear to originate from his father’s nickname – John “Giant” Clay, main character of the ‘aeroball’ sport team, Harlem Heroes (a story from the early days of the 2000 AD anthology comic, long since faded compared to 2000 AD’s flagship character Judge Dredd).

 

 

PUNCHING OUT CTHULHU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

No punching out Cthulhu moments for Giant but the highest party rock ranking of any of my top ten heroes. And let’s face it – as someone to hang out with, not to mention impressing the ladies, Giant was much cooler than Dredd.

 

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

(2) VILLAIN: SOV JUDGES – WAR MARSHAL “MAD DOG” KAZAN (1977 / 1981)

(SOV JUDGES: CASE FILES 1 – THE FIRST LUNA OLYMPICS: prog 50)

(WAR MARSHAL KAZAN: CASE FILES 5 – APOCALYPSE WAR: prog 250)

 

 

Gruddamn I love the Sov Judges! The best Dredd antagonists, barring my first place entry of course – collectively and individually, with enough of the latter for their own top ten.

 

I always loved the look of the Sov Judges, with all their Soviet paraphernalia of which Stalin himself would be proud – they just look so damn cool! Indeed, there are times when I think they look cooler than their American Mega-City One counterparts.

 

The Sov Judges were introduced early in the comic – indeed in the Luna arc compiled in Case Files 1 – as the most persistent recurring antagonists of Mega-City One, perhaps the obvious choice as such given their introduction and their main epic The Apocalypse War were written prior to the fall of the Soviet Union. Subsequent storylines seem to redress this as some sort of neo-Soviet revival, perhaps as part or a result of the Atomic Wars.

 

The Sov Judges are also the most effective recurring adversaries of Mega-City One, wiping out half the city in the Apocalypse War (albeit their own city East Meg One was wiped out, leaving East Meg Two) and almost the other half in the Day of Chaos.

 

So in picking a top Sov for this spot, it would have to be War Marshal Kazan, the primary Sov antagonist of the Apocalypse War.

 

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION & DARK LORD RANKING

 

At least the Sovs are human so no eldritch abomination ranking for them (although from time to time they do seem to have some eldritch abominations up their sleeve or at least attempt to harness them).

 

The Sovs in general and War Marshal Kazan in particular would score high in dark lord ranking, particularly as Kazan’s military command style seemed to be a combination of “we have reserves” and “you have failed me”.

 

BODY COUNT BIGGER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

 

Yes – I’m calling it. Kazan and the Sovs actually beat Sabbat’s three billion body count. Them Sov Blockers is throwin’ down some heavy stuff!

 

But wait a minute – the Apocalypse War only racked up about 900 million, you say? 400 million in Mega-City One – or half the city – and 500 million in East Meg One – or all of that city?

 

Ah yes – but it’s easy to forget the Apocalypse Warp, where an entire earth in a parallel dimension was nuked to oblivion, presumably at least 2 billion or so. (And yes – technically that was MC-1 nukes aimed at East Meg One but I’m blaming the Sovs).

 

Not to mention the Chaos Day sequel to the Apocalypse War by renegade Sovs decades later – which almost wiped out MC-1 with 350 million or so (albeit the body count was revised downwards). And you can’t tell me the Chaos Bug would have been confined to MC-1…

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT SOV-TIER?)

 

 

(1) HERO: JUDGE DREDD (1977)

(CASE FILES 1 – JUDGE WHITEY: prog 2. Yes – Judge Dredd only started in the second issue of 2000 AD)

 

I mean, yeah – who else was it going to be? He is the Law! Also the title character.

 

Also a futuristic Dirty Harry in a dystopian SF satire – and very much a post-apocalyptic one. You can probably keep adding those post- prefixes to that post-apocalyptic.

 

Dystopian, post-apocalyptic SF satire might be the foundation of (and set much of the tone for) the storyline of Judge Dredd, but Dredd himself as futuristic Dirty Harry is the core of the story, and certainly for the action in it.

 

The origins of the character as Dirty Harry ‘tough cop’ are not too surprising, given that it coincided with the period of the Dirty Harry movies from 1971 to 1988 (the comic itself starting between the third and fourth movies, The Enforcer and Sudden Impact) – Dirty Harry of course being San Francisco Police Department detective Harry Callahan played by Clint Eastwood.

 

Dredd himself is stylistically and visually reminiscent of Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry – the height (and the lanky frame, particularly in the original art – although other artists have added the characteristic musculature of heroes in comics), the stoic expression (with the helmet visor substituting for Eastwood’s squint), the laconic wit and the whispered menace (at least as far as one can tell from his minimalist mouth movements). Anyone who doubts the dominant influence of Dirty Harry need look no further than the name of the city block where Dredd resided (that is, slept between street patrols) as ‘block judge’. The names of the city blocks are generally derived from the twentieth century and typically have some humorous, narrative or thematic significance, subtle or otherwise – Dredd’s block is Rowdy Yates, the name of Clint Eastwood’s character in the TV western series Rawhide.

 

Above all, Dredd shares the predominant character theme of Dirty Harry as driven by duty and an instinct for justice. For Dirty Harry, that instinct for justice tends to come up against those pesky legal rights and technicalities (“I have a right to a lawyer!” his adversary Scorpio smarmily declares in the first movie), whereas for Dredd, it is embodied by the Law and himself as agent of the Law, hence his catchphrase identification with it. (Of course, there’s arguments against operating on an ‘instinct’ for justice, not least that while such an instinct may be readily vindicated in a fictional narrative, it is less so in real life).

 

Dredd is also effectively a quintessential American hero in the same vein as Batman – relying on superior discipline, training, experience, equipment and resources, except as a governmental law officer rather than a vigilante billionaire. They even both effectively remain masked in their public identities, as Dredd never removes his helmet.

 

 

PUNCHING OUT CTHULHU & PARTY ROCK RANKING

 

Yeah, punching out Cthulhu is a regular thing for Dredd, such as the classic panel of him literally punching out Judge Fear while quipping “gaze into the fist of Dredd” (in reply to Fear’s catchphrase “gaze into the face of Fear”). He wouldn’t be much fun at parties though.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD-TIER – OR IS THAT DREDD-TIER?)

 

 

(1) VDARK JUDGES – JUDGE DEATH (1980 / 1981)

(JUDGE DEATH: CASE FILES 3 – JUDGE DEATH: prog 149)

(DARK JUDGES: CASE FILES 5 – JUDGE DEATH LIVES: prog 224)

 

The crime is life! The sentence is death!

Yeah, who else was it going to be? The Dark Judges – Judges Death, Fire, Fear and Mortis – are essentially the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse in the Judge Dredd comic (except of course for the actual Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse that featured in End of Days).

But of course if you have to choose just one of them, it has to be Judge Death – the most iconic of the Dark Judges and who was introduced well ahead of his fellow supernatural extra-dimensional fiends.

Whereas Rico was Dredd’s potential corrupt shadow of himself, Judge Death was his absolute dark inversion – and ultimate adversary. Judge Death are utterly inhuman and zealous to their Law, in which the literally crime is life and the sentence is death. Or in other words, some serious troll logic, reasoning from the basis that only the living commit crimes. True to that logic and their Law, Judge Death and the Dark Judges have been supernaturally transformed into undead beings – somewhat similar to Sabbat, the equivalent of a lich in Dungeons and Dragons.

 

ELDRITCH ABOMINATION AND DARK LORD RANKING

The most eldritch abominations in my top ten – literally. Surprisingly, they don’t rank quite so well as dark lords, despite certain similiarities in appearance and nature, mainly because they don’t so much want subjects to rule as worlds to kill.

 

BODY COUNT BIGGER THAN JUDGEMENT DAY?

Yes of course the Dark Judges outdo Sabbat.

But hang on – isn’t their body count in Mega-City One surprisingly low? I mean didn’t the Sovs do better in the Apocalypse War than the Dark Judges in Necropolis?

After all, the Sovs did 400 million in a few days while the Dark Judges ónly managed 60 million controlling MC-1 for months. Of course, it helps that the Sovs used nukes while the Dark Judges insist upon doing their “justice” all individually by hand

In fairness, the Sovs are the all-time body count champion villains of Judge Dredd. And for that matter, while Sabbat racked up three billion globally, it’s not clear how many of those were in MC-1 – but I’d be prepared to bet a lot less than the 60 million of Necropolis

However, speaking of globally, lest we forget that while the Dark Judges have been limited in our dimension, they killed everyone in their own dimension – Deathworld, essentially a parallel counterpart of Dredd’s 22nd century world, so outrank Sabbat on that basis. They also prefer their dead to stay dead.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT DEATH-TIER?)

 

 

TOP 10 JUDGE DREDD HEROES (TIER LIST)

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S-TIER (GOD TIER)

(1) JUDGE DREDD

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A-TIER (TOP TIER)

(2) JUDGE GIANT

(3) JUDGE GIANT JR.

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B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

(4) JUDGE MINTY

(5) JUDGE MORPHY

(6) JUDGE SOUSTER

(7) JUDGE PRAGER

(8) JUDGE BRUCE (SYDNEY-MELBOURNE CONURB)

(9) JUDGE SADU (HONDO CITY)

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X-TIER (WILD TIER)

(10) JUDGE JOYCE (MURPHYVILLE)

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TOP 10 JUDGE DREDD VILLAINS (TIER LIST)

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S-TIER (GOD TIER)

(1) DARK JUDGES – JUDGE DEATH

(2) SOV JUDGES – WAR MARSHAL KAZAN

(3) CHIEF JUDGE CAL

(4) OWEN KRYSLER – JUDGE CHILD / THE MUTANT

(5) P.J. MAYBE

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A-TIER (TOP TIER)

(6) RICO DREDD

(7) PRESIDENT BOOTH

(8) SATANUS

(9) ANGEL GANG – MEAN MACHINE ANGEL

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X-TIER (WILD TIER)

(10) SABBAT