“Horror is a genre of fiction that exploits the primal fears of viewers” – “that seeks to elicit fear or disgust in its audience for entertainment purposes”.
It’s also a genre in which I watch a lot of films, so I don’t just have a Top 10 Horror Films – I also have my usual twenty special mentions for my top tens, including sub-genre or thematic entries as about half (or more) of my special mentions.
(1) SF HORROR (BODY HORROR & COSMIC HORROR)
My preferred horror films tend to be supernatural or SF horror, but I tend to rank the latter as SF rather than horror.
The dividing line is partly my idiosyncratic opinion that the science fiction elements predominate in SF, such as where the sources of horror are aliens or time-travelling killer robots, but is also partly to preserve the SF entries in my Top 10 Fantasy and SF Films.
Alien, The Terminator, and The Thing are my holy trinity of SF horror but since they are all entries in my Top 10 Fantasy & SF Films I won’t feature them again here.
Well, except to note that Alien was essentially haunted house horror IN SPACE, with a spaceship for a haunted house (neatly solving the so-called haunted house problem of why the protagonists simply don’t leave the house) and the titular xenomorph for the ghost. In a sense the whole franchise is this in one way or another.
The Thing is also another alien haunted house horror story, except with an Antarctic base as haunted house – with the haunted house problem posed by the onset of winter as well as by seeking to avoid the Thing infecting the outside world.
Alien and The Thing also illustrate the subgenres of body horror and cosmic horror that recur with SF horror.
The Terminator was essentially robot slasher horror – okay, technically cyborg slasher horror.
I’ll probably flesh this out (heh) but for now my SF horror top ten on the spot (consisting of entries not featured in my Top 10 Fantasy & SF Horror Films):
1 JOHN CARPENTER – THEY LIVE (1988)
Of course, John Carpenter’s SF horror magnum opus is The Thing (featured in my Top 10 Fantasy & SF Films) but I had to feature him here with this entry as one of my two leading SF horror directors.
Which brings me to my next entry…
2 DAVID CRONENBERG – THE FLY (1986)
Yes, it’s a remake – but what an entry! Also representative of David Cronenberg, the other of my two leading SF horror directors – and whose work embodies (heh) body horror, so much so that Rick and Morty referenced it (as Cronenberging their world when they turn Earth into a population of body horror monstrosities).
3 – INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978)
Yes – the original was in 1956 (based on the 1954 novel by Jack Finney and symbolic of Cold War paranoia) but this is my favorite of the “franchise”, particularly for its downer ending (with that shriek).
4 – PREDATOR (1987)
Probably more people think of this film and its subsequent franchise as SF action, but the Predator is essentially an alien slasher stalking humans for prey – not unlike the franchise with its audience at this point.
5 – TREMORS (1990)
Like the previous entry, probably more people think of this film (and its franchise) as comedic SF action but there’s enough of a horror element for me to count it.
6 – THE FACULTY (1998)
Fun spin on The Thing in a high school – including a fun spin on that blood sample test for the Thing.
7 – SLITHER (2006)
James Gunn does an SF horror alien invasion – with doses of body and cosmic horror.
8 – CLOVERFIELD / 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE (2008-2016)
I’m counting these as the same franchise for production rather than plot – the first is upated alien kaiju horror, the second is survival horror with one hell of a twist at the end.
9 – LIFE (2017)
Ah, Calvin – you rubbery rascal. Essentially another alien haunted house horror story IN SPACE.
10 – A QUIET PLACE (2018-2024)
Shhh – essentially alien slasher horror stalking by sound.
RATING: 5 STARS*****
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(2) VAMPIRE HORROR
Vampire horror films originate among the first horror films – and indeed in the dawn of the film industry itself.
My pet theory is that this is the product of happy coincidence between the publication (and popularity) of Bram Stoker’s Dracula in 1897 and the origins of the film entertainment industry, particularly in Hollywood.
Dracula was theatrical in its very conception – not surprisingly given Stoker’s background in theatre – and hence readily cinematic for adaptation. Dracula often reads like a play – and indeed Stoker himself adapted it as one in its first year of publication.
After that, you have the 1922 film Nosferatu directed by F.W. Murnau, infamous as essentially a version of Dracula with the serial numbers filed off, before the iconic cinematic incarnation of Dracula with Bela Lugosi in the title role in 1931.
From there, the rest is vampire horror film history – whether featuring Dracula himself (including Christopher Lee being as iconic in the role as Lugosi) or any number of vampires drawn from an almost infinite variety of vampire folklore, including the folklore attached to Dracula in the novel or its adaptations.
As with my SF horror special mention, I’ll probably flesh this out but for now my vampire horror film top ten on the spot:
1 – LET ME IN (2010)
Presently sixth place in my Top 10 Horror Films – you can read more about it (and vampire horror films in general) there
2 – THE HUNGER (1983)
One of the more ‘artsy’ vampire horror films out there – with a cast of beautiful people (Catherine Deneuve, David Bowie and Susan Sarandon). Based (loosely) on a novel by Whitley Streiber, it features a love triangle between a doctor specialising in ageing research and a vampire couple.
3 – THE KEEP (1983)
Vampires and Nazis – what more do you want? How about Gandalf vs Dracula? (Well, before Gandalf facing off with Dracula actor Christopher Lee as Saruman in the Jackson Lord of the Ring films).
Okay – technically it’s not a vampire (or Dracula) but something posing as one, adapted from the novel by F. Scott Wilson. Still, I’m counting it as another of the more ‘artsy’ vampire horror films out there, albeit somewhat lacking in coherence for anything but cult following. Some big names among its actors – including Ian McKellan obviously for my Gandalf vs Dracula joke.
4 – FRIGHT NIGHT (1985)
Probably my favorite vampire film to watch – classic pulp fun! What do you do when a vampire becomes your next door neighbor? Call on the celebrity film vampire hunter turned late night horror TV host, of course.
5 – THE LOST BOYS (1987)
Classic 80s vampire film, albeit trying a little too much too be cool for my taste and not as fun as Fright Night, that other classic 1980s vampire film.
6 – LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988)
Stoker strikes again! A film adapted from his 1911 novel – I suspect very loosely, borrowing from his more famous novel to feature snake-vampires in a pagan cult to a snake-god. Snakes for the snake-god! Slither in!
Directed by Ken Russell in his characteristic controversial flamboyant or psychedelic style – not to mention kinky, hence coiling itself deep in my psyche
7 – BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA (1992)
Apocalypse Now in Transylvania!
(Amusingly, Kim Newman did a short story doing just that inspired by the film).
Yes – that’s a quip based on the same director, Francis Ford Coppola, but captures the same cinematic visual style he brought to both. Also – it wouldn’t take too much to rewrite it as Apocalypse Now, except going upriver in Transylvania to take out Dracula.
That said – it’s still my favorite cinematic adaptation of Dracula, albeit playing somewhat loose with the novel at times, and Gary Oldham assumes a place close to Lugosi and Lee as iconic depictions of Dracula.
8 – FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)
A vampire horror film by Robert Rodriguez (and Tarantino) so iconic that it has spawned a whole franchise – mostly lacklustre film sequels but I liked the TV series adaptation.
Gangster criminals on the run in Mexico vs stripper vampires? What more could you want? Well, apart from Salma Hayek’s Santanico Pandemonium, whose snake dance will be hot-branded in my psyche forever.
9 – 30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007)
Technically this should be in my comic book films as it is based on a comic series of the same name but it’s one of my favorite vampire horror films to watch so I’m ranking it here instead.
The title says the plot and premise – vampire congregate on the Alaskan town of Barrow for an all you can eat buffet opportunity of the titular thirty days of night in the depths of winter.
10 – ABIGAL (2024)
My present wildcard tenth place entry in my Top 10 Horror Films as best horror film of 2024 – you can read about it there.
HONORABLE MENTION
(2000) SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE
Speaking of F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu, the premise of this film is that it got a lot more real than you’d think. Willem Dafoe shines as usual, as does John Malkovich.
(2021) BLOOD RED SKY
Putting the red into red-eye flight when hijackers take a plane with a surprise among the passengers.
RATING: 5 STARS*****
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(3) ZOMBIE HORROR & ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HORROR
“Braaaiinnnns!”
If vampire horror is the blood of horror films, zombie horror is the flesh.
Zombie horror films, tending as they do to involve the trope (or tropes) of zombie apocalypse have become so prolific as to define their own film genre, one worthy of their own top ten list many times over just for their themes, tropes and types.
One thing that surprised me looking it up was that they originate almost as early as Dracula or vampire films – with the first zombie film often cited as White Zombie in 1932.
That surprised me as one usually associates zombies – at least in their cinematic incarnation as opposed to their origin “in the vodou beliefs of Haiti, referring to a body ‘revived’ and enslaved by a sorcerer” – with George A. Romero’s 1968 film Night of the Living Dead.
That film defined the cinematic incarnation of zombies – “usually portrayed as reanimated corpses or virally infected human beings” and commonly “cannibalistic in nature” (or “ghouls” as Romero preferred to call them in that film). Usually depicted as shambling en masse, invoking metaphors of mobs or proletarian masses.
However, “while Romero is responsible for most of the ‘general’ zombie conventions, the more specific and visible zombie tropes are more often inspired by the later works of John Russo, Night‘s co-writer. Most zombie movies mix-and-match conventions from the Romero and Russo canons. The Russo canon in particular…is the reason most people will respond with “Braaiinnnns” when zombies come up in conversation”.
Zombie horror films have subsequently ramped up the traditional slow zombies with fast ones – “super-fast and super-angry zombies” that make death (or viral infection) look like a positive boon for Olympic-level athletic performance, better than steroids. Not to mention other elite zombies, with other qualities such as intelligence.
Similarly to vampire horror, I’ll probably flesh this out but for now this is my zombie horror film top ten on the spot:
1 – EVIL DEAD (1981-1992 / 2013-2023)
Not really zombie horror as such since the titular evil dead are killed and reanimated by demonic possession…but I can’t not mention my favorite horror film franchise here now, can I? Particularly when there is a large overlap between the two, not least the reanimated corpses
2 – DEAD & BURIED (1981)
Fourth place in my top ten horror films – like the Evil Dead film franchise, not quite your archetypal cinematic zombies but close enough I have to mention it here
3 – SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004)
“Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over”.
Similar to my third place vampire horror entry Fright Night, Shaun of the Dead is probably my favorite zombie horror film to watch – classic pulp fun, but incredibly layered with easter eggs and shout-outs to zombie apocalypse horror.
Billed as a RomZomCom – or romantic comedy with zombies.
4 – 28 DAYS LATER (2002)
Arguably the most definitive modern zombie horror film after Romero and Russo – certainly bringing new life (heh) to the fast zombie trope. It helps speed them up that the zombies aren’t actually dead but virally infected. Also like other zombie apocalypse films in general that show the real enemy is not so much the zombies as one’s fellow humans – here it’s animal rights activists (and children in the sequel film 28 Weeks Later). Okay, fine – it’s also mad horny soldiers (and sheer military ineptitude on the same level of having a button marked push for zombies in the sequel).
But seriously, animal rights activists are to blame for the release of the virus in the first place. In fairness, I also blame the scientist for obtusely telling them the laboratory chimpanzees are infected with “rage” rather than a lethally contagious disease that can spread in seconds. It practically begs the skeptical response – “Yeah, I’d be pretty angry too!”
5 – LAST TRAIN TO BUSAN (2016)
Zombies on a train!
East Asian film and TV – in this case Korean film – have taken to the zombie genre with a vengeance.
6 – BRAIN DEAD (1990)
Before Peter Jackson did The Lord of the Rings, he did splatterpunk schlock like this – and it’s a hoot.
7 – CEMETERY MAN / DELLAMORTE DELLAMORE (1994)
Probably the most ”artsy” zombie horror film you’ll see (with Anna Falchi as one of the hottest female characters in a zombie film) – good luck keeping track of the plot.
8 – ZOMBIELAND (2009)
One of the better known zombie apocalypse films – and one of the most fun to watch.
9 – CARGO (2017)
Australian zombie horror films are surprisingly prevalent – this is one of the more highbrow (and emotional) ones, starring Martin Freeman
10 – ALIVE (2020)
Another fun zombie apocalypse horror film from Korea, using its highrise setting to good effect.
HONORABLE MENTION
(1988) THE SERPENT & THE RAINBOW
Stretching the definition of zombie horror film – going back to the origins of the zombie in Haitian vodou belief.
(2003-2014) UNDEAD & WYRMWOOD
More Australian zombie horror films – if Cargo is the highbrow end of the spectrum, these are more to the lowbrow end (and filmed on shoestring budgets to match). Pulp fun!
(2007) PLANET TERROR
Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino do for zombies what they did for vampires in From Dusk Till Dawn.
RATING: 5 STARS*****
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(4) RELIGIOUS HORROR
The original horror, preceding horror in film and indeed as old as dirt – horror in religion, with the source of the horror as the antagonistic supernatural beings of that religion.
Of course, in Western popular culture, that religion is Christianity – usually defaulting to Catholicism, as tacit acknowledgement that it is the one branch of Christianity that can go toe for toe with the forces of evil and look good doing it. I’m joking and serious – serious about that last part, due to the visually iconic nature of Catholicism. There’s even a trope named for it – Christianity is Catholic. That is, when Christianity is depicted onscreen, it will tend to be Catholic.
Hence the supernatural beings will usually be the Devil, demons or other forces of Hell – with exorcism and possession often featuring prominently as the opposing sides of the battlefield.
It’s also the original horror for me personally, thanks to being raised in a religion in childhood, although I wouldn’t say it was religious as such – more just the usual background tribal culture in which people grow up. However, by my childhood logic, I figured that everything else bad could be traced to the Big Bad itself, so my biggest childhood fear was the Devil.
I grew out of it but The Exorcist and The Omen – which for me will always be the two leading religious horror films – still invoke something of that childhood fear to scare me sh*tless, even with a few drinks to soften them up.
Yes – there’s other religious horror films, enough for their own top ten, but those two are the biggest, perhaps with Rosemary’s Baby as a distant third for the unholy trinity of religious horror.
And yes – even now there’s enough of that residual childhood fear for me to know better than to talk about the details of those films, just as I also know better than to much around with ouija boards (with one playing a prominent role in The Exorcist).
Okay, okay – here’s my Religious Horror top ten on the spot
1 – THE OMEN (1976)
Damien!
Antichrist horror.
And yes – it spawned a franchise. The first two sequels were okay enough but none equalled the first film. 2024 saw The First Omen as a decent prequel.
2 – THE EXORCIST (1973)
Another franchise – the title gives you the basic premise.
3 – ROSEMARY’S BABY (1968)
More Antichrist horror
4 – AMITYVILLE HORROR (1979)
Iconic haunted house horror – or rather, possessed house horror. Also spawned a franchise.
5 – THE CONJURING (2013)
More haunted or possessed house horror. Yet another franchise – I’m also counting the Annabelle and Nun spinoffs, the latter being even more religious horror than the Conjuring
6 – ANGEL HEART (1986)
Seemingly starts off as film noir, ends up as religious horror. Nice turn by Robert De Niro as (spoiler alert) the Devil – going by the transparent moniker Louis Cypher.
7 – THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (2005)
More exorcism horror
8 – PARANORMAL ACTIVITY (2007)
More haunted house horror – or rather, haunted family horror. Also spawned a franchise.
9 – HEREDITARY (2018)
More haunted family horror
10 – LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2023)
Sadly not Satan hosting a late night TV show but that’s close enough to the premise for the film
HONORABLE MENTION:
(1997 – 1999) THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE & END OF DAYS
Not really horror – more supernatural thriller, hence the honorable mention. There was just a thing about the upcoming millennium that saw these two films with the similar premise of an apocalyptic plot for the birth of the Antichrist.
(1998) FALLEN
A serial killer turns out to be something else
RATING: 5 STARS*****
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(5) FOLK HORROR
“Who are these coming to the sacrifice?”
Folk horror is a subgenre of horror fiction or film – indeed, arguably a sub-genre of religious horror, except based on elements of folklore, supernatural or otherwise, “to invoke fear and foreboding”.
“Typical elements include a rural setting, isolation, and themes of superstition, folk religion, paganism, sacrifice and the dark aspects of nature”.
The original “unholy trinity” identified as folk horror were three British films in the 1960s-1970s – Witchfinder General (1968), The Blood on Satan’s Claw (1971) and my own personal archetype of folk horror (as well as second favorite horror film of all time), The Wicker Man (1973).
The phrase folk horror was popularized by the BBC documentary A History of Horror in 2010 by director Piers Haggard for his film The Blood on Satan’s Claw in an interview with Mark Gatiss – in which he invoked the unholy trinity.
Subsequently, there’s been a “folk horror revival” of the subgenre in film in the 2010s and 2020s – while fok horror has consistently been the default genre of horror in Southeast Asian film.
It’s tight (and I have to squint a bit at some films to make them fit) but I can just squeeze out a Folk Horror top ten on the spot – and even a few special mentions.
1 – THE WICKER MAN (1973)
The archetypal folk horror film, eerie and otherworldly without any supernatural elements. Second place in my Top 10 Horror Films
2 – THE RITUAL (2017)
Folk horror in Sweden – definitely with a supernatural element. Ninth place in my Top 10 Horror Films, riding on the back of its supernatural antagonist.
3 – MIDSOMMAR (2019)
Brightly lit Swedish folk horror – replaying many of the same beats of The Wicker Man, similarly with no supernatural element.
4 – ROBERT EGGERS – THE WITCH (2015)
All of Robert Eggers’ films have had a folk horror vibe so far – but none more so than The Witch, with the most supernatural element. Overlaps with Christian religious horror in Puritan America.
5 – GARETH EVANS – THE APOSTLE (2018)
A surprising change of direction (heh) to supernatural folk horror by Evans after the martial arts action of The Raid. I’d have ranked it higher if it had included the signature Raid cast.
6 – PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975)
“Miranda!”
Light on the horror (as opposed to mystery) but the film is cited as eerie and otherworldly Australian folk horror centered around the titular landmark. The mystery at its heart is left unanswered but suggests the supernatural (which turned out to be true according to the answer to the mystery in the final chapter eventually published by the author of the book on which it is based – and a little underwhelming).
Also how has this not had an adult film parody version (well, apart from being too “artsy” and niche a film)? There’s naughty schoolgirls – and the title basically writes itself.
7 – DEAD AND BURIED (1981)
I featured it in my zombie horror top ten. Perhaps somewhat light on the folk part of its American setting (which is borrowed from folk religion elsewhere) but this film definitely has a folk horror vibe to it – and supernatural to boot
8 – CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984)
I featured in my King horror top ten but it’s also American folk horror – with a supernatural element
9 – LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988)
Featured in my vampire top ten, it’s also folk horror with its surviving pagan Roman cult with its snake god (with a thing for Christian virgins and characteristic psychedelic imagery by director Ken Russell)
10 – THE SERPENT AND THE RAINBOW (1988)
Featured in my zombie horror top ten – it’s also Haitian folk horror
HONORABLE MENTION
1 – EVIL DEAD
My top horror film – also featured in my zombie top ten. It’s not folk horror as such but could easily be tweaked to be, particularly as a cult to the Necronomicon – and occasionally folk horror elements pop up in the franchise
2 – FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
Featured in my vampire horror top ten, it’s not folk horror but has some elements suggestive of it, especially in that closing shot panning out from the Aztec pyramid at the back of the strip club – and in elements of the TV series
3 – ASIAN HORROR
Preempting an upcoming special mention – as noted above, folk horror is the default mode of Southeast Asian horror films, and not too far some most East Asian horror either
4 BEN WHEATLEY
A director whose films have been a large part of the twenty-first century folk horror revival – I’d probably rank him in my top ten if I could find his films to stream and watch
5 – BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
Unlike Ben Wheatley, I have seen the Blair Witch Project…but kinda wish I hadn’t. It is American folk horror though.
RATING: 5 STARS*****
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(6) SLASHER HORROR
“Here, we can see a slasher movie killer in their natural habitat, stalking the final girl.”
I tend to prefer other sub-genres of horror to slasher horror but the latter is so iconic of the horror film genre in general that I have to rank it in my S-tier or god-tier special mentions, particularly with the iconic visual design of their slashers.
Also, like zombie horror films, they have become so prolific as to define their own film genre, one worthy of their own top ten list many times over just for their themes, tropes and types, as well as by iconic slasher.
Interestingly, on the subject of type, according to Wikipedia “the slasher canon can be divided into three eras: the classical (1974–1993), the self-referential (1994–2000) and the neoslasher cycle (2000–2013)”.
Given my preference for supernatural (or SF) horror, I tend to prefer the more supernatural slashers. More overtly supernatural slashers that is, as all slashers tend towards supernatural – at least in terms of their superhuman ability to, well, slash, stalk, and all other ancillary abilities associated with them.
It’s like the film Taken – slashers tend to have a very particular set of skills. Hmm…now there’s a story idea concept, Taken as slasher film (or vice versa from the slasher’s perspective).
“The killers, mostly driven by revenge, are also typically somewhat made of iron, at a minimum, and frequently implacable to boot. Slashers prefer melee weapons that let them get up close and personal with their victims and almost never use firearms. Many are borderline (or explicitly) supernatural, having the ability to appear and disappear as if by magic. The corpses of their victims tend to be equally elusive; a slasher killer can whisk away a fully-grown adult’s body in seconds, leaving not a single drop of blood behind, or swiftly arrange all their victims into an elaborate tableau, without ever being seen lugging the dead bodies around”.
Anyway, here’s my Top 10 Slasher Films (and their iconic slashers) on the spot.
1 – WES CRAVEN – NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (FREDDY KRUEGER)
My favorite slasher film franchise – the combination of slasher horror with supernatural dream-haunting demon is hard to beat. Wes Craven has also proved one of the more capable directors as creators of slasher horror (and horror in general)
While iconic, Freddy is not the most iconic slasher – that title has to go to the duo of my next two entries
2 – JOHN CARPENTER – HALLOWEEN (MICHAEL MYERS)
That iconic William Shatner mask. And hello again, Mr Carpenter.
3 – FRIDAY THE 13TH (JASON VORHEES)
That iconic hockey mask
4 – TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (LEATHERFACE)
Title says it all really – as does the slasher’s nom de slash.
5 – WES CRAVEN – SCREAM (GHOSTFACE)
Hello again, Mr Craven. Yeah – we’re very much in the self-referential phase of slasher canon here, with Scream as its definitive franchise
6 – CHILD’S PLAY (CHUCKY)
If a dream-demon like Freddy Kreuger can be a slasher, why not a possessed doll. Well, apart from the size thing, which makes Chucky a little hard to take seriously – hence why he’s not in the top iconic slashers
7 – WES CRAVEN – THE HILLS HAVE EYES
Hello again, Mr Craven. I’ll rank this here – namely because of the lack of a similarly iconic slasher among its hillbilly mutant cannibal tribe (and also because said tribe strays somewhat from the archetypal slasher film)
8 – I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
A distant second to the Scream franchise as representative of the self-referential phase of slasher canon – also that hook guy just doesn’t have the same iconic status or visual design as the top slashers
9 – SAW
Yes – less slasher and more torture p0rn but I’m still ranking it here as close enough, if only for the iconic puppet used by the killer.
10 – WOLF CREEK
Australian slasher horror!
HONORABLE MENTION
PSYCHO
Precursor and inspiration for slasher horror – it also gives us an iconic horror figure with Norman Bates
THE HITCHER
As I rank it in my Top 10 Horror Films and it definitely overlaps with slasher horror, I have to give it a shout out here.
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS & AMERICAN PSYCHO
Two of the most (in)famous serial killers in cinema – Hannibal Lecter and Patrick Bateman – influenced and an influence on slasher horror films, although they obviously depart from the slasher archetype in a number of ways.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(7) KING HORROR
King horror – Stephen King horror, that is, for the cinematic adaptations from one of the most iconic and prolific horror writers of our time. Images, lines and scenes from his work reverberate throughout popular culture, particularly driven by their cinematic or screen adaptations.
There’s something of a trope that goes around that his work makes for bad cinematic adaptations. This trope seems wrong to me – the more correct statement would be that the cinematic adaptations are mixed. A number of films from his work are good or well regarded – hence this special mention – “while many others are not”.
Of course much depends on the director but one rule of thumb I have is that the better movies are based on his shorter or tighter works. Like most screen adaptations of literary works, the longer the book the messier the adaptation gets. Not too short though – short stories can have too little substance to them for a feature length film.
And for the worst Stephen King cinematic adaptation ever – The Lawnmower Man – they didn’t even use what little substance they had from the titular story for a feature film, choosing instead to go off on their own weird jaunt based on a single (misplaced) line. The film became notorious for King suing it to remove his name from it.
Anyway, here’s my King horror cinematic top ten on the spot:
1 – THE SHINING (1980)
“Here’s Johnny!”
Probably THE King horror film adaptation that everyone loves – ironically as King himself is not a fan given the different direction (heh) in which Stanley Kubrick took the film.
2 – CARRIE (1976)
It’s not nice to make fun of Carrie…it’s not safe either.
That’s the tagline I recall for the film. With a strong cast including Sissy Spacek in the titular role and taut direction by Brian De Palma, the film is consistently ranked a high place among King adaptations – even more so because it was the adaptation that allowed King to become a full time writer.
3 – CUJO (1983)
Who’s a good boy? Well, he was until…
4 – CHRISTINE (1983)
Probably the most famous possessed car in popular culture.
Well hello again, Mr Carpenter – although King himself wasn’t a fan of the film.
5 – CHILDREN OF THE CORN (1984)
He Who Walks Behind The Rows.
The first film was a cracker, based on the short story by King. The sequels or franchise? Not so much.
6 – PET SEMATARY (1989)
“No fair”
A monkey’s paw of a movie – in that sometimes getting what you wish for is the worst thing you can get.
They came back wrong. Classic pulp horror but that line and scene gets me each time – because evil Gage is telling the truth. Everything about his death, resurrection and, ah, re-death wasn’t fair.
7 – MISERY (1990)
“I’m your number one fan!”
Arguably the best and tightest of King’s cinematic adaptations, due to the dynamite duo performance of Kathy Bates and James Caan – Bates got an Oscar for her performance, making the film the only King adaptation to win one.
8 – THE MIST (2007)
One of the biggest wham endings of any horror film – which Stephen King liked so much he preferred it to his own ending.
9 – IT (2017-2019)
Ah – Pennywise!
One of the best known of King’s cinematic adaptations, due to the visually iconic depiction of the titular antagonist and all its creepy extensions of itself
10 – IN THE TALL GRASS (2019)
Where’s a mower when you need one?
HONORABLE MENTION
(1994 – 1999) THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION & THE GREEN MILE
Honorable mention because neither are horror, although there’s something of a dark fantasy element in The Green Mile. The Shawshank Redemption doesn’t even have any fantasy (or SF) elements – it’s just straight up real world drama. I mention it here because it’s just such a damn good film, often listed by people as one of their favorites, presumably unaware that it was based on a Stephen King short story because of the lack of horror or dark fantasy. It also has my favorite use of the word obtuse in any film.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(8) SHARK HORROR
For instant horror, just add sharks!
I’m joking and serious. There’s even a trope for it in TV Tropes – Threatening Shark (or Everything’s Even Worse with Sharks).
Obviously that’s the case in shark horror films – that is, horror films where the source of the horror is a shark or sharks preying on humans.
However, even in films of other genres, adding a shark or sharks usually adds an element of horror – even if only from fear or suspense by the appearance or presence of that shark or those sharks. The James Bond films are fond of their sharks for example, so much so they were parodied by Dr Evil in Austin Powers wanting sharks with “fricking laser beams” attached to their heads.
There’s just something primal about our fear of sharks.
“Want to make a (usually) aquatic situation a dangerous nightmare? One way is sharks.”
But none more so than in shark horror films. In those, the sea’s your limit – or rather it isn’t, since you can have your sharks in almost any water, natural habitat or not. There’s the mutated cave sharks in the sequel to 47 Meters Down – or sharks in a suburban store flooded by a tsunami.
You’re not even necessarily limited to your “(usually) aquatic situation”. The sky’s your limit – literally with the Sharknado films.
For that matter, you’re not limited to normal sharks, often in combination with not being limited to aquatic situations. I’ve mentioned those mutated cave sharks but there’s other strands of evolution – biggest of them all the prehistoric megalodon. And the sky’s the limit for it as well – I’ve seen an excerpt from one megalodon film (Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus), admittedly hilarious, where the mega-shark breached the surface as sharks do, but to literally bring down a jet airliner at commercial flight height.
And you can just get weirder from there – genetically engineered sharks, ghost or demon sharks, and so on.
And yes – one can easily compile a shark horror top ten on the spot, particularly if you’re prepared to get…schlocky about it.
In no particular order other than alphabetical (other than Jaws in top spot)
1 – Jaws (indeed, a whole franchise of them)
2 – 47 Meters Down (with at least one sequel – with those mutated cave sharks)
3 – Bait (the one with the tsunami sharks – in Australia!)
4 – Deep Blue Sea (genetically engineered brainy sharks – with a sequel!)
5 – Great White (res ipsa loquitur)
6 – The Meg (megalodon shark horror)
7 – Open Water (based on a true story from Australia – with at least two sequels)
8 – The Reef (another film set in Australia)
9 – The Shallows
10 – Shark Night
(Dis)honorable mention – Sharknado
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(9) THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2012)
“On another level, it’s a serious critique of what we love and what we don’t about horror movies.”
I’m ranking The Cabin in the Woods in top tier, because it is virtually an encyclopedia of horror film genre tropes and references, the latter so congested at times you have to pause or watch frame by frame to get them all (and probably not even then).
It is a horror film that is also meta-horror – a love letter to the genre, or more precisely a love-hate letter to the genre.
“I love being scared. I love that mixture of thrill, of horror, that objectification / identification thing of wanting definitely for the people to be alright but at the same time hoping they’ll go somewhere dark and face something awful. The things that I don’t like are kids acting like idiots, the devolution of the horror movie into torture p0rn and into a long series of sadistic comeuppances.”
That is of course from Joss Whedon as producer and co-writer of the screenplay, the latter with director Drew Goddard as the other co-writer” – and the film is definitely Whedonesque in its troperiffic and reference-heavy quality (rather than the more, ah, negative qualities that might be associated with that term from developments since that film). Indeed, it has distinct similarities with the creation that still is definitive of Whedon – Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 4 and the Initiative in particular.
“Five friends go to an isolated cabin in the woods for a weekend vacation.”
And that’s pretty much all you’re getting of the plot here, because any more detail spoils the premise of the film. Let’s just say the premise of the film explains why the plots of horror films often seem so contrived in a deconstruction of both the “cabin in the woods” setting and the horror genre.
Film critic Ann Hornaday summed it up nicely:
“A fiendishly clever brand of meta-level genius propels The Cabin in the Woods, a pulpy, deceivingly insightful send-up of horror movies that elicits just as many knowing chuckles as horrified gasps. [It] comes not only to praise the slasher-, zombie- and gore-fests of yore but to critique them, elaborating on their grammatical elements and archetypal figures even while searching for ways to put them to novel use. The danger in such a loftily ironic approach is that everything in the film appears with ready-made quotation marks around it… But by then, the audience will have picked up on the infectiously goofy vibe of an enterprise that, from its first sprightly moments, clearly has no intention of taking itself too seriously”.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(10) POLTERGEIST (1982)
“They’re here”
The classic haunted house horror film – indeed, I’d argue that it’s never been surpassed or equalled since as haunted house horror film.
Of course, the title helps – is there a cooler word for ghost than poltergeist? Even its English translation of “noisy spirit” is still cool.
The titular spirit in the film is a lot more than merely noisy, however.
“Poltergeist is a 1982 American supernatural horror film directed by Tobe Hooper and written by Steven Spielberg…The film focuses on a suburban family whose home is invaded by malevolent ghosts that abduct their youngest daughter”.
Interestingly, Spielberg originally conceived Poltergeist as involving aliens rather than ghosts – a horror sequel to Close Encounters of the Third Kind – and you can kind of see that at times even in the finished film.
Fortunately, it was written for ghosts – and became an iconic ghost horror film as a reuslt, so iconic that it has been frequently parodied. It also spawned a franchise, but one that could never equal the first film.
It also has one of my favorite “”oh crap” moments in horror film.
“You son of a b*tch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn’t you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Why? Why?”
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(11) THE ENTITY (1982)
A supernatural horror film which makes what is often subtext in other horror films into its text (or super-text?) – sexual violence against women.
Alternatively, it’s the most infamously hilarious line in comics, from Jim Balent’s Tarot Witch of the Black Rose – “You have to get out of here! Your v*gina is haunted” – but as horror.
To be fair, there was a subliminal horror in that line which is made, ah liminal (or is that superliminal – heh, love using the same joke twice) in The Entity. If you didn’t pick it up, it’s in the first part of that line – “You have to get out of here!”. And go where?
There’s the horror – it’s not like a haunted house she can just leave. That is essentially the horror of the film, where the titular invisible and malevolent poltergeist-like being doesn’t limit itself to being a noisy spirit smashing up things in the house but instead repeatedly assaults a single mother in Los Angeles.
One might think that’s horror enough in real life – indeed in some ways the film works better as a metaphor for that real life horror, particularly when it comes to a complainant having her complaint heard and believed. However, it’s a film that sticks with you, mainly from its shocking subject (which even has a term, at least in its broader meaning, of spectrophilia) and the compelling performance by Barbara Hershey as the entity’s target Carla Moran.
Apparently it was adapted for the screen by Frank De Felitta from his 1978 novel of the same name – and to make it more creepy, based on or inspired by the 1974 case of Dora Blither, who claimed such attacks on herself in real life.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(12) HELLRAISER (1987)
“We have such sights to show you!”
None of them pleasant, mind you, but they do indeed.
The film – and at least the first sequel – is just so quotable, usually from the Cenobites that are the heart of the horror, or the hell in the film’s title.
“The series has at its heart a puzzle box known as the Lament Configuration, which when properly solved summons the Cenobites, a cadre of sadomasochistic Humanoid Abominations.”
Worst Rubik’s Cube ever.
“The icon and representative of the series is the only recurring Cenobite after the second film, the iconic Pinhead”.
Although I have a soft spot for the Chatterer – the other two are Butterball and the Female Cenobite. It seems the Cenobites used up their imagination on BDSM by the time it came to their names.
Speaking of quotes, my favorite Hellraiser quote is not from the film but about it – by James Rolfe:
“Hellraiser is a movie that’s so f*cked up, you won’t even look at it unless you want to be freaked out of your mind!”
That pretty much sums up the premise of Hellraiser, where the horror is more its disturbing nature than any fear it evokes. It doesn’t so much make your hairs raise as your skin crawl – or “tear your soul apart”.
The first Hellraiser film was the directorial debut by writer (and sick puppy) Cliver Barker, based on his novella The Hellbound Heart.
The Cenobites, particularly Pinhead, have become horror icons. Sadly, Hellraiser hasn’t been parodied as much as it should have been in my opinion, but the standout parody of it was by Rick and Morty.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(13) SPIDER HORROR – ARACHNOPHOBIA (1990)
For instant horror, just add spiders!
Like my previous special mention for shark horror, I’m joking and serious. Again, there’s a trope for it in TV Tropes – Spiders Are Scary. To which I’d add two more of their tropes to make spiders even scarier – Giant Spider and Spider Swarm.
Spider horror films are something of a niche but adding a spider, let alone a giant spider or spider swarm, will add an element of horror to films of other genres. Think Shelob in The Lord of the Rings. Or the spider scene with James Bond in Doctor No – or come to think of it, the spider scene (and just a touch of spider swarm) with Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
There’s something even more primal for our fear of spiders than for our fear of sharks, reflected in arachnophobia being up there as one of the phobias with the greatest name recognition – not least to this arachnophobe.
And yes – my use of arachnophobia in the title is a deliberate reference to invoke not only the phobia but the 1990 film of that title, my favorite spider horror film. And let’s be honest, the only spider horror film that pulls off the schlock well with the perfect mix of horror and comedy.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(14) AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000)
How could we have special mentions for horror films without Patrick Bateman, the titular American Psycho – at least for all the memetic moments?
Well, I suppose you could as it’s arguably not horror, but psychological thriller or even more so black comedy satire. (Or perhaps grim prediction of contemporary American politics, particularly given Bateman’s idol…?)
However, It does feature the titular serial killer (or is he….?), based on the novel by Brett Easton Ellis. The latter is even more intense, with one particularly intense scene featuring a rat that makes Room 101 in 1984 look like a petting zoo and was probably unfilmable as a result.
Christian Bale played Batman Bateman, the personification of American dream and nightmare, in a cult classic of black comedy. Bateman is a wealthy investment banker, obsessed with maintaining appearance and lavish lifestyle – a man so narcissistic and self-obsessed that his idea of conversation is a monologue reviewing his album collection (Phil Collins, Whitney Houston, Huey Lewis & the News – which, in fairness, is enough to drive anyone to murder), boring his guests to death before, you know, goring them to death. Not literally goring them with a horn or tusk, but killing them gorily, such as with an axe – and a raincoat to block the splatter and spray. (“Is that a raincoat?” a bemused guest asks before getting the axe).
Or that he is driven into literally murderous rage upon being out-flaunted by his equally superficial (but slightly less murderous) colleagues and their business cards, all seemingly in the same color and font but described in pretentious terms (“bone”, “eggshell” and “pale nimbus”).
It even inspired a musical version – which sounds awesome
But excuse me – I have to return some videotapes.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(15) ASIAN HORROR – THE RING & THE GRUDGE (2002-2004)
Yes, yes – I’m sweeping the entire horror film industries of east and south-east Asia into one stringy-haired ghost girl special mention of The Ring vs The Grudge (but not literally the Ring vs the Grudge in that crossover film between them).
That’s because I only have the most superficial knowledge of Asian horror, almost entirely consisting of those stringy-haired ghost girls (or onryo) of Japanese horror film (or J-horror) – and even then in their American adaptations.
Yes – I’m talking the leading ghost girl duo of Sadako (or Samara in the American version) in The Ring and Kayako in The Grudge.
In fairness, those ghost girls are freaky. What makes them even more freaky is that they don’t exactly target their rage at the people who deserve it. Just anyone unlucky enough to cross their path (or play their tape) – they’re just that p*ssed off with anyone that’s not dead like them. And then they come crawling out of your television, or your own hari, or just goddamn anywhere – usually moving in the most unnatural way or making the most unnerving noises.
Anyway, let’s just say they have piqued my interest in Asian horror, which has dipped ever so slightly into Japanese, Korean, and Thai horror films – from which I hope to accumulate enough for an Asian horror top ten.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(16) THE DESCENT (2005)
Just when you thought it was safe to go spelunking…
One of the best horror films of the 2000s – honestly I’d consider it for special mention on the skull of women motif art design alone.
“The Descent is a 2005 British horror film written and directed by Neil Marshall, director of Dog Soldiers and Doomsday. The film follows a group of six women who embark on a caving expedition and become trapped underground after a cave-in.”
If that wasn’t recipe enough for claustrophobic horror, add a pinch of injury and a generous serve of Crawlers – “predatory, pale humanoid creatures” that make the Morlocks seems positively refined by comparison. And like nothing better than to chow down on anyone stupid and hapless enough to enter their lair.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(17) SNAKES ON A PLANE (2006)
“Enough is enough! I’ve had it with these motherfking snakes on this motherfking plane”.
Scriptwriting genius!
An action horror film “that, more than most movies you’ll find, does pretty much exactly what it says on the tin” and “that turned out exactly as ludicrous on the premise and title sound, and it revelled in its so bad it’s goodness”.
What more do you need to know? It’s snakes on a plane!
Oh sure, there’s a convoluted plot to get to the premise of snakes on a plane. Well, not that convoluted in terms of writing – more in the ludicrousness of it as the weapon of choice by an international gangster to assassinate a witness testifying against him. I mean, surely the classic trope of planting a bomb on the plane would have been easier and more effective? Particularly as he had to import all the snakes to put on the plane as it departed Hawaii, one of three islands in the world famously without snakes.
Oh – and that witness? He’d just accidentally blundered on to the scene at just the right time to see the gangster murder a prosecutor. How do we know it was a prosecutor? Because the gangster mocks the man as “Mr Prosecutor” in my favorite line in the movie apart from its most famous line – or indeed in any movie. Again – scriptwriting genius!
Apparently, when the studio wanted to give the film a serious title, Pacific Air Flight 121 – boooring! – and turn it into an action horror film, Samuel L. Jackson “suggested they change it back when the absurd title gained popularity online and became a huge online meme”. And of course so Jackson could say that iconic line as only Jackson could.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(18) DRAG ME TO HELL (2009)
Ah, Sam Raimi – it’s good to have you back home in horror, even if it’s just a brief stay.
The moral of the fable – if you’re a bank loans officer, don’t refuse loans to old gypsy women that can sling supernatural curses your way. Okay, technically not refusing a loan but refusing to extend a mortgage.
And in this case, the supernatural curse involves literally cursing you to hell – and not back. Go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200. The film obviously involves the female protagonist Christine’s desperate attempts to shrug off the curse.
It raises the ante on the Occupy movement – not quite by occupying hell but sending the bankers there. I think we can all get on board with cursing banks to hell but come on – shouldn’t the old gypsy woman be aiming a little higher? I mean, she should be doing a Karen and cursing Christine’s boss, who was the real problem here. Or hell – go for the CEO!
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(19) M3GAN (2022)
It’s the Terminator as a doll – what more do you need to know?
Well, in fairness, it’s both versions of Arnold’s T-800 in the first two films. You know, the bad Terminator in the first film and the good Terminator in the second film. If that sounds weird, it’s because she flips from the latter to the former – and worse, that’s from her programming as the latter driven to insane troll logic extremes.
And yes – I’m giving it special mention because of that dance, which became a meme from its brief appearance in the trailer onwards. It makes no sense and comes out of nowhere, except of course the titular doll getting its groove on as part of its murderous self-awareness.
We’re not talking high art here – but we rarely are when it comes to horror films. It’s cheesy and by the numbers but it’s a hoot.
And after all, it’s becoming a franchise – with a sequel due in 2025 and a spinoff in 2026. I also can’t resist citing the 2024 Subservience as something of a spiritual sequel purely based on the same robot gone wrong theme and the play on the name with Megan Fox as the robot in that film. She can be my hot robot nanny any day. That’s right – you heard me. I stand by that statement.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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(20) EROTIC HORROR
Wait – what?
As usual, I tend to throw in a kinky entry among my wilder special mentions – usually as the final or twentieth special mention, where the subject permits, and you might be surprised what kink I can squeeze out of a given subject.
And for the subject of horror films, that kinky entry pretty much writes itself.
Firstly, horror tends to be relegated to a cinematic ghetto not unlike adult film – and often uncannily resembles the latter in production values and with similar restricted ratings (for the more softcore adult films at least). As noted by TV Tropes, “you’d be hard-pressed to find professional film critics who don’t view horror as a land where grisly violence and exploitation stand in for plot and characters…none other than famed horror director John Carpenter once remarked that horror is viewed by the mainstream as being just a notch above p0rnography”.
Secondly, adult films borrow from horror films in visual imagery or what passes for plot surprisingly often, except of course for titillation rather than terror – at least going by the spoof titles for adult films parodying those of horror films. I take it the script is probably the least valued part of the production of adult films so if you can just copy and paste it from another film, all the better.
Thirdly, there’s a reason underlying both of the above two reasons – and it’s that there’s always been an underlying eroticism or erotic themes in horror, albeit in varying degrees across the genre, such that you might even call it part of horror’s DNA.
Just think Dracula and vampire horror, but that’s just for starters. You could argue that many horror films involve both variations of the male gaze – that of the audience and that of the antagonist, with the latter as more predatory. Many or perhaps even most of my top ten entries or special mention have some erotic subcurrent – or could readily be tweaked entirely to the basic plot premise (or “parody”) in adult film.
Indeed, erotic horror or erotic themes in horror are so distinctive that the former has its own Wikipedia entry (also featuring the latter) and lists of films. Although be warned – it gets a little weird, anime tentacles for example.
RATING: 4 STARS****
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FILM: TOP 10 HORROR (SPECIAL MENTION) – TIER LIST
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(1) SF HORROR
(2) VAMPIRE HORROR
(3) ZOMBIE & ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HORROR
(4) RELIGIOUS HORROR
(5) FOLK HORROR
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(6) SLASHER HORROR
(7) KING HORROR
(8) SHARK HORROR
(9) THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
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(10) POLTERGEIST
(11) THE ENTITY
(12) HELLRAISER
(13) SPIDER HORROR – ARACHNOPHOBIA
(14) AMERICAN PSYCHO
(15) ASIAN HORROR – THE RING & THE GRUDGE
(16) THE DESCENT
(17) SNAKES ON A PLANE
(18) DRAG ME TO HELL
(19) M3GAN
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(20) EROTIC HORROR