Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Poetry (Complete Top 10)

Books and scroll ornament from a 1923 magazine – public domain image

 

The gods speak in verse –

And move in dance

 

I live in a mythic world so I tend towards a mythic view of poetry – not unlike that of (and overlapping with) Robert Graves who saw all poets writing, consciously or otherwise, to the Theme of the Goddess.

As for what poetry is, there’s a plethora of quotations about poetry or poets, often in poetry or by poets, poetic of themselves and worthy of their own top ten.

One of those was by poet W.H. Auden – “Of the many definitions of poetry, the simplest is still the best – memorable speech”.

Wikipedia offers a somewhat fancier definition – “Poetry (from the Greek word poiesis, “making”) is a form of literary art that uses aesthetic and often rhythmic qualities of language to evoke meanings in addition to, or in place of, literal or surface-level meanings.”

You know what? I prefer the more playful definition by TV Tropes:

Pretty words.

No, really. That’s what poetry is. Sometimes it rhymes, sometimes there are more line breaks than usual. All you really need to make a poem, though, is to put it together so it sounds good, or at least sounds the way you want it to sound.

 

Anyway, this is exactly what it says on the tin – counting down my Top 10 Poetry, by poem and poet.

 

 

(10) ISHMAEL REED –

I AM A COWBOY IN THE BOAT OF RA (1972)

 

“Who was that
dog-faced man? they asked, the day I rode
from town”

One mythic trippy poem but then – “O the untrustworthiness of Egyptologists who do not know their trips”.

What’s not to love about this fusion of Egyptian mythology (and my favorite dog god Anubis), the American West and much more in the whole damn fantasy kitchen sink? Afro-American poet Ishmael Reed rocks it – or perhaps more precisely, jazzes it – in his most well-known poem that has been “dazzling, confusing, confounding and infuriating readers” since it was first published.

“Bring me my Buffalo horn of black powder
bring me my headdress of black feathers
bring me my bones of Ju-Ju snake
go get my eyelids of red paint.
Hand me my shadow
I’m going into town after Set”

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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(9) SYLVIA PLATH –

LADY LAZARUS (1963)

 

“Dying
Is an art, like everything else.
I do it exceptionally well.

I do it so it feels like hell.
I do it so it feels real.
I guess you could say I’ve a call”

Sylvia Plath – broken-winged angel, haunted by her own ghost. She loved her pale rider and his name was death. She wrote poems that “play Russian roulette with six cartridges in the cylinder”.

Lady Lazarus – dying and rising writhing from her own resurrection.

I know that feeling. I believe in the underworld – I’ve been there. And although I came back from the black abyss, I’m not sure that I came all the way back – or worse, that I brought it back with me.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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(8) WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS –

THE IVY CROWN (1954)

 

“We are only mortal
but being mortal
can defy our fate.
We may
by an outside chance
even win!”

Is there a poet in the house? William Carlos Williams – tweeted poetry, most famously in that poetic ear-worm about plums. The dude was a doctor – must have had a great bedside manner

Forgive me
It’s malignant
So sad
And so young

And then there’s “The Ivy Crown” with its cosmos-crossed lovers (“I love you or I do not live at all”)

“Just as the nature of briars
is to tear flesh,
I have proceeded
through them.
Keep
the briars out,
they say.
You cannot live
and keep free of
briars”.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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Posthumous portrait by William Hilton c.1822

 

(7) JOHN KEATS –

ODE ON A GRECIAN URN (1819)

 

“What men or gods are these? What maidens loath?”
What mad pursuit? What struggle to escape?
What pipes and timbrels? What wild ecstasy?”

Ode on a Fury Road – if Keats were to replace pipes and timbrels with flame-throwing electric guitar – and ecstasy with insanity, all shiny and chrome?

Although I’m probably the only one to think of Ode on a Grecian Urn for Mad Max Fury Road. It’s just how my mind works.

 

 

John Keats – a life tragically cut short at the age of 25 by tuberculosis, but attributed by Byron to bad reviews by the Quarterly Review

“Who killed John Keats?
I, says the Quarterly
So savage & Tartarly
‘Twas one of my feats”

Ode on a Grecian BURN, Quarterly!

Typical pagan sensuousness from Keats, evocative of a damn good night out, although with maidens perhaps a little less loath – but that’s classical mythology for you.

Beauty in art transcends life, although lacking the actual consummation of the latter – as with the lovers who are left for the urn’s eternity without, you know, actually getting it on:

“Forever warm and still to be enjoyed
Forever panting and forever young”

O yes!

Also a touch of darkness a la The Wicker Man?

“Who are these coming to the sacrifice?”.

O yes, who indeed? Spoiler – it’s just a heifer… or is it? Perhaps it’s someone – a virgin – in the costume of a heifer…”and all her silken flanks in garlands dressed”? You heard it here first – John Keats was the trope creator of the folk horror genre! It’s surprising how few of the lines you have to change in the poem to play it as The Wicker Man, beat for beat – it totally works!

 

 

Again I’m probably the only one to think of Ode on a Grecian Urn for The Wicker Man. Still – animal sacrifice? That urn is metal!

And of course the aesthetic philosophy of Keats in two lines, dropping goodness from the usual transcendental trinity for the duality of beauty and truth:

“Beauty is truth, truth beauty,” – that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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1795 portrait of Coleridge by Peter Vandyke. To be honest, it looks like he took some opium before this too

 

(6) SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE –

KUBLA KHAN (1816)

 

“In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.”

 

Samuel Taylor Coleridge – opium dope fiend, who attributed his best poem “Kubla Khan” as a “A Vision in a Dream. Or, a Fragment” and prefaced it to be part of a much longer epic poem upon waking from a literal opium dream, only to be sadly interrupted in writing it by “a person on business from Porlock”. Yeah sure, Coleridge – we know you just ran out of poem.

“But oh! that deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! as holy and enchanted
As e’er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon-lover!”

 

A celebration of creative energy and the poet as shamanic figure. 1980s band Frankie Goes to Hollywood characteristically adapted it into a celebration of roving male (homo)sexual energy in their “Welcome to the Pleasuredome” – “In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a pleasure-dome e-RECT!”. But there’s nothing like that in the original, is there?…

“And from this chasm, with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty fountain momently was forced”

Oh my! Welcome to the Pleasuredome!

As for the poet as shamanic figure –

“And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise”.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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William Butler Yeats photographed by Alice Boughton in 1903

 

(5) WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS –

THE SECOND COMING (1919)

 

“Things fall apart; the center cannot hold”

 

The Apocalypse according to Yeats, which sees Christianity winding down (or is that up?) and something else about to take its place. Something not pretty – something with a lot of apocalyptic chaos and violence, drowning out the innocent and good.

“The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity”

Well that or he predicted the internet.

And like any good apocalypse, the focus is its beast, modelled on Great Beast of the Apocalypse, or as I like to call it, that sixy beast. Spoiler alert – it’s the sphinx. Or some kind of apocalyptic Godzilla-sphinx, as featured in the most famous lines of the poem.

“And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?”

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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(4) ALFRED LORD TENNYSON –

ULYSSES (1842)

 

“I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me”.

Well there’s a job description for you!

Alfred Lord Tennyson – archetypal poet of Victorian literature and poet laureate.

And his Ulysses – poem in blank verse and dramatic monologue. Dramatic monologue to whom is not clear, but by whom is of course the classical hero of Iliad and Odyssey, Odysseus, or as the Romans called him, Ulysses.

Companion poem to his similarly Homeric “The Lotus Eaters” but complete opposite in tone and thought – where “The Lotus Eaters” resists the heroic call to action for slacking off and, well, eating lotus (because we’re just so wasted, man), “Ulysses” accepts it and indeed issues it

“Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.
The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks:
The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends,
‘Tis not too late to seek a newer world”

Tennyson often tended to the heroic, particularly in the Victorian mold – which can stick in the modern craw a little, as with “The Charge of the Light Brigade” (although it is damn fine poem and eminently quotable). Even Ulysses has been accused as “part of the prehistory of imperialism” and admittedly its protagonist does sound a little like a “colonial administrator”

However, Ulysses is particularly effective – and emotive – as that last call to heroic action, literally riding (or sailing) off into the sunset in one’s own twilight.

“We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield”.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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(3) e.e. cummings – i carry your heart with me (1952)

 

“i carry your heart with me (i carry it in
my heart) i am never without it (anywhere
i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)”

e.e. cummings – modernist free-form poet, delighting in the sheer exuberance of wordplay, idiosyncratic syntax and punctuation. yes – he even made punctuation sing.

“i fear
no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet) i want
no world (for beautiful you are my world, my true)
and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you”

what earns him god-tier ranking is my love of quips and koans, something i strive to emulate in my own writing – and he was the poet of quips and koans. he has some cracking one-liners – some of my favorites in literature or anywhere.

as in “Buffalo Bill’s” – “how do you like your blue-eyed boy Mister Death”

or “pity this busy monster, manunkind” – “we doctors know a hopeless case if – listen: there’s a hell of a good universe next door; let’s go”

while i was tempted to give the top spot to one of his erotic poems, i chose one of his more conventional – or as conventional as they get – love poems. indeed – perhaps his most classic love poem

“here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)”

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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(2) DYLAN THOMAS –

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT (1951)

 

“Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night”.

Wales’ leading poet, druid dude and pantheistic Jedi of the Force – “the force that through the green fuse drives the flower”. Also “prince of the apple-towns” in Fern Hill and the young dog in Portrait of the Artist as a Young Dog

“Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

A “roistering, drunken and doomed poet”, who left the world at 39 – “I hold a beast, an angel and a madman in me”. Don’t we all?

“And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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(1) T.S. ELIOT – THE WASTELAND (1922)

 

“And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust”

 

Apocalyptic poet. Also one of the most name-dropped poets, including in Catch-22 (“Name me a poet who makes money!”)

Also Old Possum, as in Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats. Yes – T.S. Eliot is the origin of the musical Cats.

 

 

Also – the Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-ah! Well, not quite. That is the Lord Humungus from Mad Max: The Road Warrior. But Eliot was the Poet of The Wasteland.

It would be interesting to adapt The Wasteland in the style of Mad Max. Except it would involve a lot less BDSM leather kink and a lot more mind-screw.

It would also be interesting to adapt The Wasteland into horror – it verges on it already. That fear in a handful of dust for one. For another, the titular theme of the mythic Waste Land as post-apocalyptic setting without redemption or resurrection – “That corpse you planted last year in your garden. Has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year?” The Wasteland as zombie apocalypse, perhaps? Or slasher film?

 

“This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper”

 

Even The Wasteland is laid waste in The Hollow Men, a more straightforward and shorthand poem of the same themes. Shout-out also to The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, the third of the Eliot holy trinity. The central bathos is there in the title – the juxtaposition of the lofty “love-song” with the commonplace and ludicrous banality of the protagonist himself.

 

“I have measured out my life in coffee spoons.”

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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TOP 10 POETRY

(TIER LIST)

 

S-TIER (GOD TIER):

(1) T.S. ELIOT – THE WASTELAND

(2) DYLAN THOMAS – DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT

(3) e.e. cummings – i carry your heart

If T.S. Eliot is my Old Testament of poetry, Dylan Thomas and e.e. cummings are my New Testament.

 

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(4) ALFRED LORD TENNYSON – ULYSSES

(5) WILLIAM BUTLER YEATS – THE SECOND COMING

(6) SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE – KUBLA KHAN

(7) JOHN KEATS – ODE ON A GRECIAN URN

(8) WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS – THE IVY CROWN

(9) SYLVIA PLATH – LADY LAZARUS

 

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(10) ISHMAEL REED – I AM A COWBOY IN THE BOAT OF RA

Mega-City Law – Judge Dredd Cities Uniform Rankings

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CITIES JUDGE UNIFORM RANKING

 

I’ve ranked mega-cities and their Judges by their status as heroes or villains in the comic, and even by the more important criterion of quality of life for the average citizen, but now for the most important question of all – which city and their Judges have the best-looking uniforms?

They may or may not be tough on their mega-city’s streets – but which Judges would win on the catwalk?

So here are my rankings for mega-city by Judge uniform design, from best to worst (up to Case Files 19).

 

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(1) MEGA-CITY ONE

 

It was a tough choice among top tier rankings but in the end, I could only rank one as truly god-tier – the original and the best, the Mega-City One Judge uniform.

If for nothing else, then there’s at least the fact that it was the template for the design of the Judge uniforms for every other mega-city, certainly at a meta-narrative level for artists of the comic – and possibly even in-universe. After all other mega-cities seem to have almost universally adopted Mega-City One’s Judge system – why not also copy their Judge uniforms to boot?

Speaking of boots, what truly elevates the Mega-City One Judge uniform is that it fuses dystopian fascist jackboot chic with post-apocalyptic biker leather punk, adorned with enough Americana to make the Fourth of July blush.

No, seriously – as the headline of Guardian feature by Ian Dunt proclaimed, it’s “Fascist Spain meets British punk”, a creation of subversive genius. “It’s a mark of honour for the British comic book industry that its most instantly recognisable icon is also its most subversive”.

The fascist Spain part of course came from Carlos Ezquerra, the Spanish artist who played an instrumental role in creating the visual appearance of Judge Dredd

“The eagle motif and helmet were drawn from fascism, the permanently drawn truncheon from police on the picket line, the zips, chains and knee pads from punk” – as Ezquerra told an interviewer, “I was living in Franco’s Spain but also I was living in Mrs Thatcher’s England.”

The result? The Mega-City One Judge uniform is a thing of beauty, with every single detail deliriously over the top – like everything else about Judge Dredd’s Mega-City One in the twenty-second century. It’s why it had to be toned down for anything resembling a practical design in live action adaptation in the 2012 film – because it had been turned all the way up for the comic. Overblown? It’s meant to be!

As Ian Dunt wrote in that article – “Dredd looks like no other comic character before or since. His design makes no practical sense. It has no symmetry or logic to it. No one at the time thought it would work.”

Also – “F**king hell,” his co-creator John Wagner said when he first saw the designs. “He looks like a Spanish pirate.” But somehow, for reasons no one can quite articulate, it is perfect.

Chris Sims in his Comics Alliance blog also waxed lyrical about the sheer batsh*t exuberance of Judge Dredd’s uniform, ranking it in his top 5 comics costume designs of all time:

“The best costumes in comics tend to be simple and well-defined, getting across a lot of information with a very streamlined look. Generally speaking, the more unnecessary gimmicks you add to a suit, the more distracting it gets, and the less it says about the character, and I think that holds true across the board when it comes to superheroes. But then you get to Judge Dredd, and all those rules go flying straight into the Iso-Cubes, where they’re locked up and never, ever let out.”

“Seriously, look at that suit. It’s nothing but unnecessary gimmicks. There’s nothing streamlined about it at all — it’s bulky, and covered with details that you can’t really skip over because, again, the entire costume is all about those details. And yet, it’s top five costumes in comics history, easily. Seriously. I love Judge Dredd’s costume so much, and when you get right down to it, what it really comes down to is context.”

That context is of course the world in which Judge Dredd is set, particularly Judge Dredd’s home city of Mega-City One, in a future that is both over the top dystopian and post-apocalyptic – “a society where every single thing has become monstrously overwhelming.”

“The one thing you can get just by looking at that dude? He has a lot going on. The costume is blindingly ornate, almost overwhelming in just how much there is to it — you can’t really take it in all at once, and when you throw in the fact that he’s riding on a motorcycle with five headlights, four exhaust pipes, two machine guns and a Crash Bomber stuck to it, it’s ridiculous. There’s just too much. Which is, at a single glance, the perfect representation of Dredd and his world”.

As Sims observes, instead of an eagle patch on their shoulders, Dredd and other Mega-City Judges have a literal statue of an eagle on their shoulder – something the artists would adapt with similar animal motifs for Judge uniforms of other mega-cities. And because the shoulder eagle takes up so much room, the flag shoulder patch in contemporary American police or military uniforms has to migrate down to their belt buckle, which is of course in the form of another gigantic American eagle. And there’s a third eagle on the badge which blares the Judge’s name (and as iconography, “Dredd’s badge is right up there with the Bat-Signal and the Superman shield”).

USA! USA! USA!

And it keeps going. The belt so overstuffed with equipment that they don’t even have room for a gun – which they keep in their boots, along with their bootknife.

There’s the other enormous shoulder pad to rival the eagle, along with elbow and knee pads. The gloves – with built-in knuckle-dusters and pouches. The chain from the zipper to the badge. And the equally iconic helmet – also equipped with gadgets such as respirator – which famously Dredd never takes off (except when the artist substitutes something else, even just cutting away from the lower part of the face).

And it all rocks – every single part!

Don’t worry – aptly enough for my place entry Mega-City One uniform, this is my most overblown and over the top entry in these rankings. The other entries will be shorter, particularly as other Judge uniform entries are adapted from Dredd’s baseline.

“The other great thing about Dredd’s uniform is that, even with as complicated as it is, it’s the baseline. It’s the standard model, and Dredd’s world is full of modifications on that basic theme, whether it’s the Judges of other cities or just different specialists from his own Department of Justice. And those only work because they’re playing off of Dredd’s. It has, strangely enough, proven to be one of the most adaptable costumes in comics, even if the adaptation is just dropping an even more gigantic golden eagle on it for the Chief Judge”.

 

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(2) EAST MEG ONE / EAST MEG TWO

 

It’s the cape.

And all those hammers and sickles.

Gruddamn I love the Sov Judges uniform. If it wasn’t for the Mega-City One Judge uniform setting the template and hence earning its god-tier first place, that’s where I would have ranked the Sov Judge uniform.

Dystopian communist jackboot chic with post-apocalyptic biker leather punk, adorned with enough Soviet paraphernalia to make a May Day parade blush.

 

Modelled here by Dredd in disguise as a Sov Judge (but wearing the Mega-City One boots and black leather jumpsuit)

 

Indeed, the Sovs go better with hammers and sickles than their American counterparts with eagles – with (at least) one on their helmet, one on their belt buckle and one on each kneepad. They also have a communist star on each glove.

 

 

 

 

(3) SINO-CIT TWO

 

A close runner-up to their American and Soviet counterparts, the Chinese Judges would have ranked higher if, you know, I’d seen their uniform in its full glory in more than one episode.

And also I believe they toned down the uniforms – which is frankly outrageous. If anything, they should have toned them up! This is Judge Dredd after all. But they’re perfect as they are. I note that there appears to be two regular Judge uniforms and one in a more senior or commanding position, although both uniform designs are in the red and yellow designs of the present Chinese flag.

As for the regular Judges, there’s the helmets styled in the traditional conical Asian design. The dragons as shoulder pad similar to the eagle for Mega-City One Judges. The Chinese characters which I presume to be their name, similar to the badges for Mega-City One Judges. The only issue I have is the shuriken belt buckles – which are a bit too much and also a potential source of injury.

The senior or commanding Judge has a similar coloring and design – but with some big boss shoulder pads going on and a dragon helmet. He also has skulls on his collar and badge, suggestive of perhaps a similar role to the SJS in Mega-City One, as well as a giant Chinese character on his chest.

They also have the yin-yang symbol on the back of their uniforms.

 

 

(4) HONDO CITY

 

Judge Dredd meets anime samurai chic in Japan’s Hondo City!

Hondo City’s Judge-Inspectors have a uniform to invoke the appearance of samurai. Also “unlike foreign Judges, they wear no badge with their name on; their names are printed on the rising sun symbol on their uniforms, viewable only through the visor on another judge’s helmet, with the intent that the citizens see justice as one entity rather than a group of individuals.”

 

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(5) BRIT-CIT

 

I mean, come on – they’re essentially Mega-City One Judges with lions instead of eagles (on shoulder pad and helmet), blue instead of green (pads, boots and gloves), and Union Jacks. That’s high-tier right there!

 

 

(6) TEXAS CITY

 

Again, come on – they’re essentially cowboy-themed Mega-City One Judges, with Stetsons and five stars. Hence – high-tier!

 

 

(7) EMERALD ISLE

 

They might be glorified security guards…but I like the “green machine” uniforms, green with white and orange trimmings based on the Irish flag. And I’m a fan of the trench coat – which stands out from the usual biker leather uniforms of Judges.

 

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(8) CIUDAD BARANQUILLA / BANANA CITY

 

Yeah – Latin America’s leading mega-city just doesn’t do too well in my rankings. This is probably their best of my rankings for them, but their Judge uniforms look too much like they’ve wandered in as bikers from a Pride parade.

 

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(9) SYDNEY-MELBOURNE CONURB / OZ

 

Ah, Oz – you know I love you among my mega-cities as heroes in Judge Dredd and in my quality of life ranking as hands down the best place to live in his twenty-second century, but your uniforms are just low-tier. You’re the only Judges with shorts.

And yes – I know no one’s making it through the post-apocalyptic Australian summer in full biker leather. Well, apart from Mad Max of course, but even then you have Wes in The Road Warrior wearing assless chaps to keep cool.

 

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(10) VEGAS CITY & DELHI-CIT

 

These guys aren’t even trying.

If anything, I’d rank Delhi lower because at least Vegas City Judges have the excuse that they’re really just Mafia thugs doing the bare minimum to maintain the fiction of being Judges. That and the dollar sign as their uniform insignia is a good visual gag. The Delhi-Cit Judges just have a knock-off Mega-City One biker leather jumpsuit without any of the trimmings, except for orange shoulder pads with the Ashoka Chakra symbol to evoke the Indian flag

 

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SPECIAL MENTION: DARK JUDGES

 

In fairness, the Dark Judge uniform design is arguably the best adaptation from the Mega-City One Judge uniform template – and individualized between them to boot.

Of course, you have to be, ah, undead to pull off the look

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (7) Adam Warren – Empowered

Cover of Empowered volume 1 by creator – artist and writer – Adam Warren

(7) ADAM WARREN –

EMPOWERED (Dark Horse 2007 – present)

 

“A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn’t)”

 

The titular heroine and her series, originated from commissioned ‘bondage’ sketches of a comics superheroine ‘damsel-in-distress’, which then became the basis for the episodic shorts for the commencement of the series, illustrated in Warren’s characteristic ‘manga’ influenced style. The series started (and still continues to some extent) as a playful deconstruction of superhero comics tropes, particularly those involving female superheroes, along with (in the words of TV Tropes) “healthy doses of bondage, fanservice and comedy”.

Indeed, it’s a fantasy kitchen sink of comics tropes and more – alien doomsday technology, clans of ninjas in New Jersey, grandiloquent interdimensional hell-beings (trapped in coffee table ornaments), deals with the devil, psi powers, undead superheroes (or the ‘superdead’) and catgirls (nyaan!)

Empowered herself is a “plucky D-list superheroine”, who is precariously dependent and constantly betrayed by the fragile, fickle source of her superpowers – her skin-tight ‘hypermembrane’ suit. As a consequence, Empowered spends most of her time with her suit in tatters or various states of undress, bound and gagged by supervillains or even common criminals, a joke to her superhero peers and supervillains alike (albeit something of status symbol as arm candy to the latter).

As the series has progressed however, it has developed deeper, darker and longer story arcs – and Empowered has emerged as an increasingly formidable superheroine, relying on her wits and strength of character to overcome the flaws of her suit. On the other hand, her superhero colleagues or ‘Capes’ have become increasingly darker – beware the Superman! Remember San Antonio!

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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