Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Literature (Special Mention) (4) Edgar Allan Poe – The Cask of Amontillado

The Cask of Amontillado illustration by Arthur Rackham for Poe’s Tales of Mystery and Imagination published in 1935 (public domain)

 

 

(4) EDGAR ALLAN POE –

“THE CASK OF AMONTILLADO” (1846)

 

This is why I don’t drink wine – because I don’t want to be chained up in some dank cellar, at least not without some kink involved.

On the other hand, I do have a cask of Amontillado or two waiting for some people. You know who you are. You’re on my list.

Edgar Allan Poe was one sick puppy in American literature and we love him for it.

“The inventor of the modern horror story and the modern detective story, as well as an early influence on the science fiction genre”.

He also believed that the perfect subject for poetry is the death of a beautiful young woman (because it married the “most poetical subject”— Beauty— with the “most poetical emotion”— Melancholy)

In this he was inspired by the deaths of numerous loved ones. The last including those by his own hand. Just kidding. Or am I? You read his stories and tell me. In fairness, some of those may have been when they came back from their graves to get their revenge. Poe’s like that.

And yes – this is my favorite Poe story, even if I can’t help but always remember it as The Cask of Armadillo. I can’t really tell you what I like about “The Cask of Amontillado”, but I can show you. It’s down this way, through these dank catacombs…

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys (4) Katabasis

Screenshot of Tiresias in the underworld from the trailer of the 2026 Odyssey film (fair use)

 

 

(4) KATABASIS

 

All true heroes and poets go down into the underworld…

A katabasis is a journey into the underworld, harrowing Hades as it were – “its original sense is usually associated with Greek mythology and classical mythology more broadly, where the protagonist visits the Greek underworld, also known as Hades”.

Yes, okay, it is one book of the Odyssey, namely Book 11, albeit as part of the core mythic part of the Odyssey in Books 9-12, in turn part of the wider Wanderings of Odysseus in Books 5-12. Although Robert Graves in his classic book The Greek Myths argues persuasively that almost every part of the wanderings of Odysseus is essentially through one aspect or another of death or the underworld.

And yes, okay, Odysseus barely went into the underworld, a liminal katabasis as it were, certainly when compared with those of some other Greek heroes who went to the very heart of the underworld. I understand there is even some dispute whether he went to the highest part of the underworld, or simply “the lowest edge of the living world” bordering it.

And yes, yes, okay, it’s also a combination of katabasis and nekyia, the latter being necromancy and tending to involve a vision of the underworld rather than a visit to it. Although it’s not so much that the dead in general have any particular gift of prophecy in the Odyssey, but rather the shade of Tiresias which retains the gift of prophecy he had when he was alive. He just happens to be, you know, dead, so doesn’t do prophecy house calls any more.

I don’t care. It is the single best book of the Odyssey, arguably its narrative and thematic crossroads that tie it all together.

It is also the definitive core mythic heart of the Odyssey (within its most mythic part for the wanderings of Odysseus), so much so that it easily earns its own place. It is the first literary katabasis of classical mythology, inspiring in turn the katabasis of the Aeneid, which in turn inspired that of Dante’s Inferno (with the Aeneid’s author Virgil as guide to Dante).

Although I anticipate that it was not the first katabasis in Greek mythology or religion, as it was probably preceded by cultic practice, in turn perhaps ultimately originating from shamanic practice. Of course, everyone goes down into the underworld at some point – the trick is to come back.

As such, I could compile a top ten katabases from Greek mythology (or a wider top ten of underworld journeys) but let’s face it – the katabasis of Odysseus is at the top.

Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Literature (Special Mention) (3) William Golding – Lord of the Flies

Cover art of the Faber & Faber editions in 1973 and 1986 – still my favorite because it features the iconic pig’s head on a stick

 

 

(3) WILLIAM GOLDING –

LORD OF THE FLIES (1954)

 

“Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill! You knew, didn’t you?” said the head…”You knew, didn’t you? I’m part of you?”

I’m fond of quipping that I’m working on my own version, Lord of the Files, set in my office.

As per TV Tropes, “a plane full of British schoolboys crashes on a deserted island, and the darkness of humanity spills forth as they turn against each other.”

I don’t know why they had to crash on a deserted island for that. Frankly, I think my school could have just stayed put and we would have been hunting each other within a week with a little push. Which is no doubt why they teach it in school – “it is very popular for English literature assignments in high school…thanks to its themes about morality and authority, and its symbolism, which is extremely easy to spot, but open to many different interpretations.”

Those interpretations are usually proposed along the lines of protagonist Ralph representing reason, his sidekick “Piggy” representing science, Simon representing intuition, and antagonist Jack representing “savagery, violence, and power”. Needless to say, it doesn’t work out too well for the Ralph, Piggy, and Simon.

The most iconic element is the Beast, identified by Simon with the titular Lord of the Flies or Beelzebub, with its iconic representation as the pig’s head mounted on a stick that features on my favorite variations of cover art for the book – and with whom Simon has the imaginary dialogue I quoted at the start. Apart from Simon, the boys believe the beast to be an actual beast in the forest with the pig’s head as an offering to it, but the pig’s head tells Simon otherwise – that there is no beast except that within the boys themselves.

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT BEAST-TIER?)

Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Literature (Special Mention) (2) George Orwell – Animal Farm & 1984

Most cover art variants for 1984 involve a watching eye or gaze, as does this cover art by Shephard Fairey for the 2008 Penguin edition (fair use)

 

 

(2) GEORGE ORWELL –

ANIMAL FARM & 1984 (1945 & 1949)

 

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Big Brother is Watching, or if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.

The influence of George Orwell in popular culture or imagination, encapsulated in the use of Orwellian as an adjective, is difficult to overstate – as is the extent to which these two books are etched into my psyche since reading them, hence the god-tier ranking.

Of the two books, 1984 has the far greater influence, both for me and for wider popular or political culture. Don’t get me wrong – Animal Farm is a ripping yarn but it lacks the sheer memetic impact of 1984. 1984 is essentially the entirety of the basis for the use of Orwellian as an adjective “describing totalitarian and authoritarian social practices” – as well as the entirety of the source for Orwell’s neologisms that have become part of the English language – “Big Brother”, “Thought Police”, Room 101″, “Newspeak”, “memory hole”, “doublethink” and “thougtcrime”.

I can’t resist quoting Archer’s one line of summary of Animal Farm, although I disagree with his spoiler alert – “It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, it sucks! Although I was talking about an actual animal farm…”

That pretty much sums it up, except the allegory is by way of beast fable, with the partly anthropomorphic (in behaviour) farm animals standing in for various people or aspects of Stalin’s Soviet Union. Three of the pigs are the most obvious as representing people – Old Major as a conflation of Marx and Lenin, Snowball as Trotsky, Napoleon as Stalin. Beyond that, the allegories are more general – Boxer as the proletariat (but perhaps also Alexei Stakhanov), and so on.

Ironically the human characters are similar to the pigs in their straightforward allegory – Farmer Jones overthrown by the animals is of course the Tsar while Frederick and Pilkington are Germany and the United States (or Western democracies) respectively.

Animal Farm doesn’t have the memetic depth of 1984 – with people usually remembering most my featured quotation, the subversion of the original commandment among the animals.

TV Tropes sums up 1984 as “one of the most horrifying and depressing codified for the dystopian genre, ever, notwithstanding its now-outdated title”. Orwell selected the title as an inversion of the last two digits of the year he wrote it in 1948, but in fairness, whether 1984 is the actual year is something the protagonist simply doesn’t know. Only the Party knows, if even it does – “the Party rewriting history certainly does not help matters”.

Even much of the setting and world-building is iconic. The book is set in London, although the United Kingdom is now prosaically called Airstrip One, part of the superpower of Oceania – essentially the former Anglo-Saxon nations of the US, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australasia, South Africa, give or take the rest of the Americas and some other territory.

Oceania is ruled by the Party in the most totalitarian regime in fiction or history – essentially Stalinism turned all the way up or a state “in which every single thing has become monstrously overwhelming”, despite having originated from Ingsoc (or English socialism). The actual Stalinist Soviet Union has taken over most of Eurasia to become, well, the superpower of Eurasia, while east Asia centred on China has become Eurasia, each as totalitarian as Oceania.

Life in Oceania – and presumably the other superpowers – is as bad as you’d expect. Standards of living are low due to perpetual war (with Oceania constantly shifting between fighting Eurasia alongside Eastasia as ally, or fighting Eastasia alongside Eurasia as ally). State surveillance is omnipresent and everything, including language itself, is heavily controlled and censored. Perhaps worst of all, the Party bans s€x as much as possible outside procreation – “We shall abolish the 0rgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.”

The novel’s protagonist, Winston Smith, a member of the middle-class Outer Party, secretly thinks of rebellion before being coaxed into it by a relationship with another party member, Julia, and a chance discovery of an apparent opposition or resistance movement within the Party. with a resistance movement. Needless to say, that does not work out well for him (or Julia).

1984 is frequently compared to Brave New World, with the latter as a competing fictional model of dystopia where hedonism rather than state terror is used as a means of control. The latter seems more plausible in the contemporary world rather than the heyday of totalitarian states in the twentieth century – and contemporary political culture often conflates the two in predicting or warning about real life dystopian scenarios.

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT BIG BROTHER TIER?)

 

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys (3) Telemachy

Screenshot of Tom Holland’s Telemachus in the trailer for the Christopher Nolan 2026 Odyssey film and the Telemachy part of it

 

 

(3) TELEMACHY (OR WAITING FOR ODYSSEUS)

 

Where’s Odysseus?

Effectively the introduction to the Odyssey, the Telemachy is the term traditionally applied to Books 1-4 of the Odyssey as they tell the story of Odysseus’ son Telemachus and Odysseus himself is nowhere to be seen.

That’s the whole point – the Odysseus-shaped hole at the start of the Odyssey that everyone is looking to fill. His wife Penelope and his son Telemachus desperately trying to hold the line in Ithaca against the rapacious suitors, in turn looking to take his queen as wife and hence his place as king usurping Telemachus as his heir, while abusing the hospitality of his household.

Yes, it’s not as gripping as the wanderings of Odysseus or his return to Ithaca, but it is vital as set-up for the Odyssey as a whole, particularly the tension to be resolved by Odysseus’ homecoming and the stakes involved, such that he has to infiltrate his own home in disguise and retake it by ruse – mirroring the ruse by Odysseus of the Trojan Horse to take Troy.

It also gives Telemachus an odyssey of his own, as he journeys from home to Pylos and Sparta after news of his missing father – as well as, not coincidentally, avoiding the threat to his life posed by the suitors now that he is coming of age as heir, including an assassination attempt by them left as cliffhanger at the end of Book 4 while we switch to Odysseus.

This journey evokes the most direct flashbacks to the Trojan War, given that Telemachus is seeking out the Greek heroes with the most fortunate homecomings or returns from the war – Nestor in Pylos, and Menelaus in Sparta, with the visit to the latter also featuring the figure behind the whole war and since essentially named for it, Menelaus’ wife Helen of Troy. Their fortunate homecomings are obviously in contrast to that of the missing Odysseus, but also that of the Greek hero with the most unfortunate homecoming – one that, as Nestor effectively points out to Telemachus, highlights the threat the suitors pose to Odysseus 0r his royal household – which was of course the leader of the Greek coalition against Troy and king of Mycenae, Agamemnon.

The Nolan film conflates Telemachus’ visit to Nestor with that to Menelaus, while also omitting the latter was able to impart to Telemachus, essentially by way of divine Grecian whispers via the shape changing god Proteus, that Odysseus was still alive and  Calypso’s captive on her island of Ogygia. That of course sets up Odysseus himself to appear with Calypso in Book 5, although as usual it takes divine intervention by Athena to allow him to leave.

Accordingly, the Telemachy is the shortest part of the Odyssey, a sixth or 4 books (Books 1-4) out of 24 books, followed by the Odyssey proper or the wandering of Odysseus, a third or 8 books (Books 5-12), and then the homecoming of Odysseus as the longest part, half or 12 books (Books 13-24).

Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Literature (Special Mention) (1) Ambrose Bierce – The Devil’s Dictionary

Cover of the Penguin Classics edition – the edition I own (fair use)

 

 

(1) AMBROSE BIERCE –

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY (1906)

 

“OVERWORK, n.

A dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.”

As I like to quip, I am the son of the Devil’s Dictionary and TV Tropes.

And as TV Tropes said of The Devil’s Dictionary – “Bierce had nothing but contempt for the mores and customs of his fellow man, and his book is full of ungentle deconstruction of what people secretly mean when they speak…In a nutshell, The Devil’s Dictionary is a dictionary that claims to present the “true” definitions of words, or rather the concepts said words supposedly represent, free of the superficial and hypocritical connotations they’ve gained throughout their years in the zeitgeist. As expected of Bitter Bierce, the vast majority of these paint even universally benevolent concepts (like “friendship”) in a very grim light, often accompanied by poems or rhymes written by Bierce under a series of bizarre and cryptic aliases. Bierce had fierce hatred for mediocrity, common morality and religion, and his frequent jabs caused a great deal of controversy”.

But seriously, The Devil’s Dictionary is one of those select few books that have etched themselves deep in my psyche – not just for its own content but for all the satirical lexicography that has followed in its footsteps.

The premise is simple enough – a satirical dictionary or lexicon in which words are defined mocking or poking fun at the social concepts or pretensions behind them. The humor is dry and some of it is unsurprisingly dated, although it is surprising how much of it remains topical, which I guess says something about human nature as enduring.

The Devil Dictionary was compiled, originally under the more accurate but less colorful title of The Cynic’s Word Book in 1906, from the instalments of it – presumably “defining” a few words at a time – published over three decades in magazines and newspapers.

I’m not the only one to have an opinion of it as god-tier – “Wall Street Journal columnist Jason Zweig said in an interview that The Devil’s Dictionary is probably the most brilliant work of satire written in America…maybe one of the greatest in all of world literature”.

H.L. Mencken praised it in his characteristic style mocking the United States – “There you will find the most brilliant stuff, first and last, that America has ever produced… the true masterpiece of the one genuine wit that These States have ever seen.”

As well he might given that he was one of its imitators with his own humorous lexicography, as was my favorite anarchist, Bob Black.

I also have to shout out Ambrose Bierce for his famous short story, An Occurrence at Owl Creek – as well as his mysterious disappearance, “one of the most famous disappearances in American literary history”, while accompanying Pancho Villa’s army during the Mexican Revolution.

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD TIER – ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE THAT SHOULD BE DEVIL TIER?)

 

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys (2) The Wrath of Odysseus

Screenshot of Matt Damon’s Odysseus from the trailer of the Nolan Odyssey film (fair use)

 

 

(2) THE WRATH OF ODYSSEUS (OR DADDY’S HOME)

 

The Return of the King.

More formally labelled along the lines of the Homecoming of Odysseus and the Fate (or Slaying) of the Suitors – although personally I think that people missed the chance to mirror the wrath of Achilles from the first line of the Iliad, hence my title.

Alternatively, in the parlance of Nolan’s film, Daddy’s home – and he’s here to hand out some spankings!

While the Wanderings of Odysseus is the adventurous soul of the Odyssey – “I am become a name for always roaming with a hungry heart” – his Homecoming is its emotional core. Home is where the heart is – certainly Ithaca is where the heart of Odysseus is, as well as that of the Odyssey.

The Wanderings of Odysseus are his adventure; the Homecoming of Odysseus is his quest.

It’s not simply a matter of coming home or even coming home after war, it is a restoration akin to resurrection – a restoration not so much of good over evil, but even more fundamentally of law or order over chaos.

As such, it is arguably of more thematic importance than even the adventurous odyssey, as the latter is, after all, just in the nature of titillating entertainment or divertissement.

This is reflected in that it is literally at least half the books of the Odyssey – Books 13-24 – and more if you count Books 5-8, which arguably you should. The entire Odyssey is set in the time of the Homecoming, at the tail end or in the very last year of its ten years, much like the Iliad is only a tiny segment of the ten years of the Trojan War or its events. Everything before that are essentially flashbacks, stories within the story – including the odyssey part of the Odyssey, the wanderings of Odysseus from Troy to Helios’ cattle, are told by Odysseus himself to the Phaeacians just before he returns to Ithaca.

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys (1) Odyssey

Epic screenshot from the epic part of the Odyssey from the trailer for the Christopher Nolan film (fair use)

 

 

(1) ODYSSEY

 

Well obviously, except I’m not talking about the Odyssey as a whole but the actual odyssey part of the Odyssey, often more formally titled the Wanderings of Odysseus. The otherworldly Odyssey. The mythic fantasy adventure Odyssey. The Odyssey’s monster mash. What we think of when we think of the Odyssey.

In other words, the part for which most people come to or keep coming back to the Odyssey, or at least remember most about it, in the style of the trope Just Here For Godzilla in TV Tropes.

Except in the case of the Odyssey, Godzilla is the Cyclops, or the Sirens, or any or all of the mythic fantasy elements of this part, which after all is the mythic fantasy adventure or otherworldly core of the Odyssey – and certainly has the most exciting action set pieces, with one arguable exception in the part in my second place entry. While the other parts certainly have their supernatural or divine elements, this is the part where those elements are wall to wall – and play their most direct role as antagonists or obstacles to Odysseus.

Ironically, it is only a third of the Odyssey – Books 5-12 out of 24 books. And let’s face it, Books 5-8 are the more mundane tail end of the fantasy odyssey part, recounting the wanderings of Odysseus from Calypso to the Phaeacians, which might more accurately be considered as the prelude to Odysseus’ homecoming.

The core fantasy odyssey of the Odyssey is in Books 9-12, which recount the wanderings of Odysseus from Troy to Helios’ cattle. Interestingly, the contents of these books are the story within the story, told by Odysseus himself to the Phaeacians – which begs the question of how true it is, given Odysseus’s defining traits of deception and disguise. Even more interestingly, Nolan’s cinematic adaptation plays with this question, despite omitting the Phaeacians – here the deception may be self-deception, lying in Odysseus’ own mind or memory through a lotus haze.

Also, without the seven years with Calypso, Odysseus only spends three of the ten years of the Odyssey, well, odysseying – two if you also knock off the year with Circe (in the book that is, not the Nolan film adaptation).

But who cares? We’re just here for the odyssey.

Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Literature (Special Mention): Preamble

The Library of the Palais Bourbon in Paris, photographed by Baptiste Roussel in September 2012, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en in Wikipedia “Literature”

 

 

TOP 10 LITERATURE (SPECIAL MENTION)

 

But wait – there’s more!

I’ve counted down my Top 10 Literature (by author and literary work), albeit with my preference in literature tending towards fantasy and comedy, but there’s obviously enough literature I like for my usual twenty special mentions and beyond to honorable mentions.

As I noted for my top ten, my true taste consists of literature that is really just fantasy (including SF) or comedy and that mostly persists in my special mentions. They also mostly go by my definition of literature as literary fiction, almost entirely novels and short stories, but some of my favorite literary writing is in the form of essays and observational humor or comedy – of which we’ll see quite a few entries in my special mentions.

Anyway, here are my Top 10 Literature special mentions.

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys

Official poster art from the 2026 Christopher Nolan Odyssey film – there were a few posters for the film but this one combines Matt Damon’s Odysseus as a single figure against the background of Troy and the Trojan Horse (fair use)

 

 

TOP 10 ODYSSEYS

 

Sing, Muse, of my Top 10 Odysseys.

Wait, what?

Top 10 Odysseys? Plural?

Do I mean my Top 10 Books of the Odyssey, of which there are 24, essentially the equivalent of modern chapters, hence more than enough for a top ten? Or do I mean my Top 10 Adaptations of the Odyssey, particularly given the prominence of Christopher Nolan’s cinematic adaptation at the time of writing this in 2026?

No to both, as I do have separate top ten lists for them – my Top 10 Books of the Odyssey and my Top 10 Adaptations of the Odyssey.

Perhaps I mean literary odysseys – odyssey as a literary genre, fictional or picaresque journeys analogous to the Odyssey, such as those of Aeneas, Sinbad or Gulliver?

Again no, I do not, although that is an interesting idea so let’s put a pin in that.

Perhaps editions or translations of the Odyssey, whether prose or verse?

Yet again, no. While there are obviously enough editions or translations for a top ten, I am not familiar enough with the different editions or translations, relying as I did on the good old Penguin Classics edition.

Yes, I mean the top ten odysseys to be found within the text of the Odyssey.

But Stark after Dark, I hear you ask, isn’t there just the one Odyssey within the text of the Odyssey?

Yes, there is one fundamental continuity of the Odyssey within its text, although I suspect the Odyssey was a lot more fluid when it was sung as bardic performance – while the core remained the same, I suspect peripheral or even large parts of it changed from performance to performance.

However, there are or have been demarcations or parts identified within the fundamental continuity of the Odyssey – perhaps most notably the standard demarcation of the Telemachy from the balance of the Odyssey, with the latter also often divided into two parts (or arguably more). So don’t be surprised if that standard demarcation plays a prominent role in my top ten, although I also look at “thematic” demarcations or parts in or that cut across books of the Odyssey.

So yes, this is another of my mostly tongue-in-cheek top ten lists where I look at demarcations or parts within what is the fundamental continuity of the Odyssey – you could think of it as my Odyssey iceberg. Hence, I won’t be my usual countdown but counting them out or going from the top of the iceberg to lower down.