Top Tens – History: Top 10 Types of Warfare (Special Mention): (19) Animal Warfare

Petty Officer 2nd Class Blake Soller, a Military Working Dog (MWD) handler petting the head of MWD Rico, at the War Dog Cemetery on Naval Base Guam. The cemetery honors the dogs—mostly Doberman Pinschers—that were killed in service with the USMC during the Second Battle of Guam in 1944. US Navy photo 27 October 2006 by Petty Officer 2nd Class John F. Looney (public domain image – Wikipedia “Military animal”)

 

 

(19) ANIMAL WARFARE

 

All warfare is animal warfare, as humans are animals after all.

But seriously, with animal warfare we come full circle to prehistoric or primal warfare, the origins of war itself. It is commonly argued that human warfare is fundamentally different from other animal intra-species violence. I’m not so sure, as this argument is persuasively challenged by Azar Gat’s War in Human Civilization among others – Edward O Wilson memorably wrote in his book On Human Nature “I suspect that if hamadryas baboons had nuclear weapons, they would destroy the world in a week.”

So, one theme for animal warfare is intra-species violence among animals approximating human warfare, or at least organized, territorial conflicts. As Wilson continued from the above quote – “and alongside ants, which conduct assassinations, skirmishes, and pitched battles as routine business, men are all but tranquilized pacifists.”

One of the most famous examples of animal warfare, perhaps not surprisingly fought by our closest living relatives, was the Gombe Chimpanzee War, in which one band of chimpanzees systematically  targeted the males of another band, wiping out that other band in a period of over four years. This wasn’t an isolated event either – at least one subsequent chimpanzee war has been observed, with the Ngogo Chimpanzee War.

Another theme for animal warfare is the military forces of humanity being humbled by the forces of nature in historical wars, such as weather, which has swept away what have otherwise seemed overwhelming military forces, particularly in war at sea. It also applies to terrain – John Keegan in A History of Warfare noted how terrain (and climate) has been a limiting factor in wars throughout history, such that the majority of battles occur in surprisingly small or narrow territories on a global scale.

Occasionally, those forces of nature have included animals – with two of the most famous occurring in the Second World War, although unfortunately both are somewhat inflated and one almost so apocryphal as to be urban legend. The first involved sharks preying on the sailors from the cruiser Indianapolis when it was sunk by Japanese submarine in July 1945, made famous by iconic narration of it in the film Jaws.

The other involved crocodiles preying on Japanese soldiers trapped in mangroves by the British in the Battle of Ramree Island in Burma from January 1945 to February 1945. At one stage, they were reported to have killed all but twenty of a thousand Japanese soldiers, but sadly for fans of crocodile horror such as myself, this has been discounted to almost the reverse – at most they killed up to twenty soldiers, although they may also have scavenged on the bodies of Japanese soldiers killed by other causes.

Of course, in my special mention for biological warfare, I’ve already featured the true unsung champions of animal destruction of human forces at war – insect vectors and the diseases they carry, which have been as effective hostile weather in wiping out whole armies and even more effective in wiping out whole populations.

You have the theme of humanity’s use of animals in or for war or military operations. Of course, the horse is standout here as featured in my entry for cavalry warfare, but war has seen a whole range of animals used in it – from more commonplace ones such as elephants, camels, donkeys or mules, oxen or cattle, dogs and pigeons, to more exotic animals such as pigs, moose, rats, dolphins, sea lions and others.

And then you get to the truly bizarre, such as entomological warfare or animal-borne bombs – with my personal favorite example of the latter being the American bat bomb project against the Japanese, taking my quip that the Americans fight wars like Batman to a literal extreme

To that you can add wars named for animals, of which there are a surprising number, albeit including non-military conflicts such as the Cod Wars over fishing between the United Kingdom and Iceland, or border conflicts or near-war situations such as the Crab Wars or Pig War – with perhaps the Beaver Wars being the most intense actual wars named for animals.

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (Special Mention) (14) Steve Niles & Ben Templesmith – 30 Days of Night

Cover of 30 Days of Night Deluxe Edition by Australian artist Ben Templesmith – also used for the original comic mini-series (fair use)

 

 

(14) STEVE NILES & BEN TEMPLESMITH –

30 DAYS OF NIGHT (IDW 2004 – 2009)

 

This comics series came to my attention through its film adaptation, which is ironically fitting as the comic was initially an unsuccessful film pitch, only to turn full circle back into film adaptation after it became a breakout success story for writer Steve Niles and intense Australian artist Ben Templesmith (which it also brought to my attention).

And what’s not to love about a comic that brought some raw bloody horror back to vampires in comics and film? No Twilight vampires here – these are sharks on legs, even in their pale-skinned black-eyed blood-smeared shark-mouthed appearance.

Mostly invulnerable to all but sunlight, the plot of the initial series followed vampires to the Alaskan town of Barrow – who then use the month-long Arctic night for a literal feeding frenzy. A small and dwindling number of town’s residents survive by hiding, led by the town’s sheriff Eben Olemaun and his estranged wife Stella, but face increasingly desperate choices to survive the titular thirty days of night.

Oh – and it did indeed make a fine horror film. And also a franchise, which expanded the mythology of the vampires (and human characters) within the series. My favorite sequel (or more precisely prequel) used the Arctic night in a different setting – the Eastern Front, where the German and Soviet soldiers have to band together against a more deadly and ravenous enemy…

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Wars (Special Mention: Revised) (19) Emu War

 

Sadly not an Australian choking an emu with his bare hands – but instead holding an emu killed by Australian solders published by the Land Newspaper on 25 November 1932

 

(19) EMU WAR

 

The “war” the Australian army lost to flocks of flightless birds, since immortalised in meme. Although groups of emus are more commonly known as herds – or mobs.

The Australian army was the best in the world, man for man, as it had demonstrated in the First World War, and would demonstrate by stopping the German army at Tobruk and the Japanese army at Kokoda in the Second World War, but it lost to emus in 1932.

Of course, it wasn’t an actual war – the Emu War or Great Emu War was just the humorous tag given to it by the media – but a nuisance wildlife management military operation to curb the population of emus, apparently as many as 20,000, damaging farmland in Western Australia.

And there’s the rub, as the Australian army undertook a task it was not designed for, despite taking to it with machine guns – having seen their effectiveness in the First World War. Unfortunately, the emus didn’t charge at guns like the human soldiers of that war, but evaded or fled from fire.

Calling it a defeat, however, is unfair – the army did kill and wound a substantial number of emus, particularly as their skill at hunting them improved, such that by the end they were killing approximately 100 emus a week, ultimately killing almost 1,000 emus at the rate of ten rounds per confirmed kill, while also claiming 2,500 emus as wounded.

It just wasn’t economic – the emus were difficult to locate in substantial numbers and keep within range as well as scattering and evading pursuit. Even mounting a gun on a truck wasn’t effective – it wasn’t able to gain on fleeing emus and the roughness of ground prevented the gunner from firing.

And so the state and federal governments resisted further calls for military culls (in 1934, 1943 and 1948), resorting instead to the far more effective means of bounties to professional hunters.

So why the special mention amidst actual wars in history?

Well, because it does illustrate a number of themes, some of which are of note or interest for historical wars.

One is humanity’s hubris in waging war on nature, albeit more metaphorically rather than literally, not least in pest or nuisance wildlife management. Interestingly, Australia wasn’t the only nation to be “defeated” waging war against birds. Famously, China waged war against sparrows as part of its Four Pests Campaign to much more disastrous results – as the loss of crops to insects spared from sparrow predation was a contributing factor to the catastrophic famine of the Great Leap Forward.

Other themes are reflected in my corresponding special mention entry for my Top 1o Types of War, animal warfare.

And finally you have the military approximations from the Emu War itself, particularly for guerrilla war.

As one ornithologist observed, “The machine-gunners’ dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month”

And the commander of the operation, Major Meredith, observed after their withdrawal – ” If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world … They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop”.

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (Special Mention) (13) Kurt Busiek – Astro City

Artwork by Alex Ross of the holy trinity of Astro City, corresponding to that of DC Comis – the Samaritan, Winged Victory, and the Confessor – also used as the cover art of Astro City graphic novels (vair use)

 

 

(13) KURT BUSIEK –

ASTRO CITY (1995-PRESENT)

 

A long-running superhero anthology series through various imprints of Image Comics and DC – with a rotating roster of superheroes and the only truly consistent ‘protagonist’ being the titular city itself as setting. Indeed, Astro City’s superhero back story goes back at least to the nineteenth century (Astro City’s supernatural champion the Hanged Man, the Old Soldier and Ironhorse, the Human Locomotive) and probably earlier. The heroes typically resemble the superheroes of other comics with my favorites being the Superman-like Samaritan (although he’s a time-traveler rather than a space-traveler), the Amazonian Winged Victory and the Batman-like Confessor (who hides a dark secret).

Top Tens – TV: Top 10 Documentary & Drama TV Series

Yes – it’s an Emmy!

 

Exactly what it says on the tin – my Top 10 Documentary & Drama TV Series.

Well, perhaps not quite exactly, as that is my label of convenience for my Top 10 live-action ‘non-genre’ TV series – that is, excluding animated TV series (which typically are my favorite TV series) and excluding ‘genre’ or fantasy and SF TV series. I also rank comedy TV series in their own top ten.

That said, quite a few of my non-genre TV series have fantasy or SF elements, just not predominantly so to rank them within the genre – but I will have a special section in each entry to note fantasy or SF elements. Also, almost every TV series has comedic elements or at least the odd gag – after all, one could classify almost every narrative work by the comedy-tragedy dichotomy of classical Greek drama – so I will also have a special section for comedy in each entry.

Also, all my top ten lists for TV series are easily my most fluid top ten lists. That is because most TV series suck – at some point or other, usually when ending or in their final season but sometimes simply not being able to match the quality of their standout first season. That’s right, I went there, but I’ve been betrayed too many times now to pretend otherwise.

And that’s if I make the ending. Many, perhaps most, simply miss the mark for me at the outset. Those that do hit the mark generally fall away quickly or don’t have an enduring (or consistent) quality – or they endure too long, sadly waning until they limp into their final season, and even if they end on their own terms (or perhaps especially if they end on their own terms), they don’t end in a satisfying way. Even when a TV series does endure in quality or finish with a satisfying conclusion, they can often just become dated.

Hence, I tend to have a high turnover for shuffling entries into my special mentions, particularly as series conclude or wane, with so few entries having the consistent or enduring quality to rank in the top ten itself – or remain there.

Anyway, these are my Top 10 Documentary & Drama TV Series.

 

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(10) BEEF

(2023-PRESENT: SEASON 1-2)

 

Beef was my favorite (non-genre) TV series of 2023 – but earns my tenth place wildcard entry as best of 2026 for its second season.

It’s a series by Korean-American showrunner Lee Sung Jin, featuring an Asian-American cast led by Steven Yeun and Ali Wong – and is virtually a parable or fable of the all-consuming, self-destructive nature of vengeance as its two star-crossed leads escalate a feud originating from random road rage into a roaring rampage of revenge. And oh boy – that leads to some very dark place indeed.

Originally a mini-series, the second season involved a new cast with a similar premise.

 

FANTASY & SF

 

Not really – except for some literally toxic trippy moments in the first season.

 

COMEDY

 

Yes, indeed – dark comedy.

 

 

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

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(9) VIKINGS

(2013-2021: SEASONS 1-6)

 

Ah – Vikings. My Game of Thrones away from Game of Thrones.

Well, not quite, but it does have something of a Game of Thones fantasy feel to it (not least that default medieval setting common in fantasy) – and it does have a fantasy element in glimpses of mythic visions (Odin and his Valkyries or ravens on the battlefield, seers and prophesies, mysterious strangers and so on), although these could be equally attributed to the subconscious effects of a people and culture imbued in Nordic mythology (and subsequently Christian visions as well for that matter).

It also has a Game of Thrones feel to it as it was one of those TV series that fell off before its final season – in my opinion in its fourth season. Yes, I was watching it for Ragnar.

Vikings is a medieval drama series originally airing on The History Channel and created by Michael Hirst (who also was behind Elizabeth and The Tudors), although it is only partly historical – given that it is based on the legendary sagas of Ragnar Lodbrok and his sons, the scourge of England and France in raids at the dawn of the Viking Age. Of course, his rise is helped by the stupidity of many of his Saxon and Frankish opponents.

Ragnar Lothbrok may be the focus, but there are many compelling or engaging characters – such as shipwright Floki, the Joker of Vikings, or perhaps more aptly, his mythic namesake Loki. And for fantasy girls, there’s everyone’s Viking shieldmaiden crush Lagertha.

Let’s face it – those Vikings were hardcore. And it has one of my favorite opening credits of any TV series – sinking amidst water and fire, set to Swedish singer-songwriters Fever Ray’s “If I Had a Heart”

 

 

 

(8) SPARTACUS 

(2010-2013: SEASONS 1-3)

 

THIS…IS…SPARTACUS!

That’s not an actual quote, but I couldn’t resist evoking the film 300, obviously a major influence on it. Spartacus – my other Game of Thrones before Game of Thrones, except with even more oiled loins.

A very graphic, very violent, very sweary and very explicit series produced by Sam Raimi (of Evil Dead fame, as well as Hercules and Xena – Lucy Lawless herself appears in it) – so something for everyone, although it takes a couple of episodes to grow into itself (with the first episode in particular appearing as a cheesy knock-off from 300).

And the mother of all lines, especially memorable when your own mother quotes it back at you after you introduced the series to her – “neither coin nor c***” (with the latter four-letter c-word being what you’d expect). It sure stuck in my mind after that. Thanks, Mum! In fairness, she loved the series, although she quoted that back to me as one of the more eyebrow-raising lines of the series. (Her comparison of manipulative hot slice of crazy Ilithyia to my ex-wife also stuck in my mind).

Obviously the series adapts the story of the historical gladiator-turned-rebel leader Spartacus, “but drenched in an over-the-top aesthetic lifted directly from 300” – each episode is chock full of slow-motion fight scenes, in-your-face blood spatters and explicit sx.

Are you not entertained?

 

FANTASY & SF

 

Anything set in the Roman Empire or Republic (the latter in this case) has something of a fantasy (or sandalpunk) ambience for me…but there are some hints of fantasy in this series, notably in the odd dream vision or two.

 

COMEDY

 

Perhaps some unintentional comedy in that “over-the-top aesthetic” – as in 300.

 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

 

(7) THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT (2020)

 

“The one thing we know about Elizabeth Harmon is that she loves to win”.

Not many TV series get such acclaim or hype as this sleeper hit – based on the 1983 novel by Walter Tevis – particularly for a series revolving around chess, indeed one that made it engaging for a mainstream audience.

The Queen’s Gambit manages to personalize the game and its players thanks to clever storytelling and, in Anya Taylor-Joy, a lead actor so magnetic that when she stares down the camera lens, her flinty glare threatens to cut right through it.”

Although its engaging quality was in the drama of its leading character, Elizabeth or Beth Harmon, the chess prodigy rising from the tragic circumstances of being an orphan (from her mother’s su!cide), while struggling to overcome her emotional problems and literal addictions. It was something of a breakout role for Anya Taylor-Joy playing the lead – sure, she’d made a name for herself in roles in The Witch and Split, but this role really saw her showing her dramatic chops and getting the critical acclaim to match (which has seen her becoming nearly ubiquitous in films since).

 

FANTASY & SF

 

Not really – except for some trippiness from her addictions, which almost lends itself to a supernatural interpretation of her as chess prodigy. Almost, but not quite.

 

COMEDY

 

Yes – some character comedy, particularly from Taylor-Joy as Beth Harmon.

 

 

 

 

(6) BARRY

(2018-2023: SEASONS 1-4)

 

Its unprepossessing title belies just how much this series rocks as dark comedy and drama, named for its protagonist, a Marine sniper veteran from the war in Afghanistan turned hitman now seeking to take a much more bizarre turn into something completely different…acting. That happens after he stumbles into a theatric acting class of laughably bad amateur actors while stalking his latest hit in Los Angeles, a fitness instructor having an affair with a Chechen mafia kingpin.

Unfortunately for Barry, he’s a good hitman – with a stone-cold combat-honed talent – but not so good an actor. Even worse, his career as a hitman is not so easy to quit – or in the words of the third Godfather film, “just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in” – as it constantly throws out its tentacles to ensnare his best efforts to escape it. Not least by his former associates – his slimy “agent” Monroe Fuches (masterfully played by Stephen Root) – and by his former client (and fanboy), Chechen mafia lieutenant NoHo Hank (hilariously played by Anthony Harrigan).

Bill Hader absolutely, dare I say it, kills it with his performance as the titular protagonist – showing his dramatic chops as well as his comic roots, particularly in the penultimate episode of the first season which won him an Emmy, as he showcased all his character’s emotional turmoil as Barry delivers a single line in his bit part in Macbeth with breathtaking intensity.

 

FANTASY & SF / COMEDY

 

Not really much fantasy or SF – but I could well have classed the series as comedy for its dark comedy.

 

 

Netflix promotional art

 

(5) GUY RITCHIE – THE GENTLEMEN

(NETFLIX 2024-PRESENT: SEASON 1+)

 

“Everything you want from a Guy Ritchie caper”.

 

My usual wildcard tenth place entry for best of the present or previous year – in this case, The Gentlemen as best TV series in 2024. (Disclaimer – I have yet to see Shogun, which from what I heard might well have eclipsed The Gentlemen for this spot).

The Gentlemen is a spin-off created by Guy Ritchie for Netflix from his 2019 film of that name. By spin-off, I don’t mean a spin-off from a character or characters in the film, or even the plot, but the premise of the film of English aristocratic estates fallen on hard times and seeking a reversal of fortune by high times instead, by growing cannabis on a plantation scale.

Like the film, it profits from a charismatic cast with good chemistry – and the usual Ritchie narrative twists or gags, such as that chicken suit from the standout (black) comedy scene of the series.

 

FANTASY & SF

 

Not really – Ritchie tends to steer clear of fantasy or SF elements, except perhaps for a certain comedic surrealism.

Speaking of which…

 

COMEDY

 

The works of Ritchie tend to be action-comedies – and The Gentlemen is no exception, albeit Ritchie’s comedy tends to be black, character-driven, and dry.

 

 

 

(4) COEN BROTHERS – FARGO

(2014-2024: SEASONS 1-5)

 

What can I say? Given how highly I rank the Coen brothers – Joel and Ethan Coen – in my top 10 Films, it was only to be expected that I would rank this TV series based on their film of the same name highly. Although the Coen brothers only take the role of executive producers, the creator and primary writer is Legion’s Noah Hawley, who seamlessly adapts their cinematic style to the TV screen – so much so that it is essentially Coen Brothers The Series. It’s an anthology series, with each season as self-contained storyline and new set of characters at different points of time in the wider Fargo-verse in Minnesota and the Dakotas, although each season “retains similar themes and tropes that ultimately keep them connected” (and just enough trademark Coen fantasy or surreal elements)

The first season remains my favorite as it follows insurance salesman Lester Nygaard – played by Martin Freeman in a distinct turn from his more characteristic nice-guy roles – descent into his heart of darkness after shady ‘fixer’ Lorne Malvo – played by Billy Bob Thornton with more than a hint of the actual devil about him (not to mention No Country for Old Men’s Anton Chigurh) – influences him to stop absorbing the disappointment of his mundane life and start lashing out against those who belittle him. (And how!)

 

FANTASY & SF

 

Characteristically for the Coen brothers, there’s more than a touch of surreal fantasy or SF – as noted above, Billy Bob Thornton’s Lorne Malvo has more than a hint of supernatural devil about him in Season 1, while there’s recurring UFO visitation in Season 2.

 

COMEDY

 

Even more characteristically for the Coen brothers, it could well be classified as comedy – albeit black or dark comedy.

 

 

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(3) SQUID GAME 

(2021-PRESENT: SEASONS 1-3)

 

I assume this TV series needs no introduction – the Korean survival drama series (created by Hwang Dong-hyuk) which became the most watched TV series on Netflix.

Interestingly, Wikipedia describes the series as a dystopian survival thriller action television series – I find the description as dystopian particularly interesting. It is not the archetypal futuristic or SF dystopian setting with its setting in contemporary South Korea – arguably the titular game would be open and official rather than secret and criminal to be dystopian in the strict sense. However, the series does succeed in casting contemporary South Korean as dystopian to a degree – that is, as a society in which the game could occur even in the secret and criminal way it does, as well as one with the economic desperation to drive players to the game. More than once as it turns out, even when they know what’s at stake.

You know how it goes – protagonist Seong Gi-hun (or player 456) is down on his luck in virtually every way, such that he finds himself in such economically desperate dire straits that he is happy to accept the offer to play games for monetary reward.

Of course, that offer should have seemed a lot less appealing when it involved being picked up in a proverbial black van by mysterious hooded and masked figures, gassed to unconsciousness, kidnapped to an unknown location, and waking to find onself as well as 455 other people in green tracksuits (in which they were all dressed while unconscious).

Initially, everything about the games and the setting seems childlike and brightly colored – indeed, the games played throughout the series are usually drawn from Korean children’s games. And that’s down to the guards in their pink hooded tracksuits – and faceless masks that only show triangles, squares and circles in the place of faces.

As they say, if it’s too good to be true, it usually is. It would seem odd that simply playing children’s games would pay such substantial monetary rewards – and it is. The very first game – Red Light, Green Light, with its creepy giant doll figure Young-Hee calling out the cues green light to move and red light to freeze – shows that while they are indeed children’s games, they are also death games, played with life itself as the stakes. Not surprisingly, that sees the first game devolve into mass panic – and massacre.

And so it goes from there, with players getting literally eliminated through the series of games until the final showdown game for the massive monetary prize, jackpotting with each player’s life.

There’s much to be traumatized from in this drama, although I still feel that player Kang Sae-byeok (Player 67) was cheated in the fifth penultimate glass-breaking game – and for that matter, that whole game was a massive cheat. No – I will not let it go. Justice for Sae-byeok!

Much of its appeal comes from its distinctive visual design – and that theme music – as well as the arduous physical and psychological twists it put its characters through, with the titular games a combination of trial by ordeal and trial by combat. The grand prize – 45.6 billion Korean won (or 100 million won for each player’s life), with a bonus of PTSD and survivor’s guilt.

The end of 2024 saw its second season released – while not to the standard of the first season and seeming like more a half season cliffhanger for the third season in 2025, it was still interesting and intriguing. The third season may have fallen off further but admit it – you watched it to the end.

 

FANTASY & SF

 

As per that dystopian description used by Wikipedia, the series does invoke dystopian SF, or at least dystopian SF chic.

 

COMEDY

 

Arguably there are some comedic elements – albeit not surprisingly dark or black at best.

 

 

 

 

(2) BREAKING BAD

(2008-2014: SEASONS 1-5)

 

“I am the one who knocks!”

This needs no introduction – just say the name.

A neo-Western crime drama – or Macbeth makes meth. In this case, Macbeth is mild-mannered high school chemistry teacher Walter White, who takes one hell of a left turn in Albuquerque to rise to the throne as a drug kinpin. However, his three witches are not so much a literal trio of fates spouting prophecies of the throne, but more metaphorical fate and grim prophecy in the form of a diagnosis of inoperable lung cancer, that threatens to destroy his family’s financial future. And his Lady Macbeth is also more metaphorical – although many would be happy to cast his wife Skyler in that role more literally – as not so much his equally ambitious and power-hungry wife pushing him to become king through crime, but the opportunity he sees while on a ride-along with his DEA brother-in-law Hank Schrader. After seeing a former student of his, Jesse Pinkman, escape a drug bust through dumb luck, he sees a potential opportunity to entrap Jesse with a proposition to use his chemical expertise and Jesse’s drug connections to manufacture crystal meth and make them both rich. And after that, like Macbeth, one bloody footprint leads to another as the pair find themselves entangled by the worst kind of attention from both local drug pushers and law enforcement – and even more so toll it takes from their lives, loves and psyches.

 

FANTASY & SF / COMEDY

 

Not really much fantasy or SF – but surprising quite a lot of black comedy, although not predominant enough that anyone would call it a comedy.

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(1) DAVID ATTENBOROUGH – LIFE

(1979-2008)

 

When you peel back the layers of my mind to the deepest part of my psyche, you will find it narrated by David Attenborough. The man is one of my personal heroes – indeed, he transcends mere heroism to become legend. And he is responsible for my enduring love of natural history and television nature documentaries – with his Life series, particularly the series that started it all, Life on Earth, at the heart of it all. (His books, adapted from his scripts for the series, feature equally as prominently at the peak of my Top 10 Science & Philosophy Books). Indeed, he taught me to see everything as part of the story – nay, grand narrative – of life on earth. It would not be exaggerating to say that Life on Earth is essentially my bible.

David Attenborough himself needs no introduction – in the words of TV Tropes, “a British broadcaster and naturalist, most famous as a nature documentary producer and narrator, long fondly stereotyped and much mimicked for his hushed yet enthusiastic delivery” (similar perhaps to what I like to call the whispered menace of Clint Eastwood) “and ability to find (and make) any plant or animal interesting”. And I would add not just interesting but compelling in his ability to make me think about them in ways I had never imagined previously. And further – “he has long been THE face and voice of natural history, having created what can safely be called the definitive—and usually technically groundbreaking—series of television nature documentaries, spanning all parts of the globe and every type of living creature (yes, including humans)”.

For me, it is his epic Life series that is his definitive work – beginning with 1979’s Life on Earth and continued through 2008 with The Living Planet, The Trials of Life, Life in the Freezer, The Private Life of Plants, The Life of Birds, The Life of Mammals, Life in the Undergrowth and Life in Cold Blood.

Although his Life series is unequalled, it doesn’t really matter to me if any of the other series he’s narrated as is his work as such (in terms of its writing) as long as he’s narrating them (and they’re produced by the BBC) – they’re all awesome in production and quality.

 

FANTASY & SF / COMEDY

 

None of the former and little of the latter – it is nature documentary after all.

 

 

 

 

 

TOP 10 DOCUMENTARY & DRAMA TV SERIES (TIER LIST)

 

S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

(1) DAVID ATTENBOROUGH – LIFE

(2) BREAKING BAD

(3) SQUID GAME

 

You know the line – if David Attenborough’s Life series is my Old Testament of Documentary & Drama TV, then Breaking Bad and Squid Game are my New Testament.

 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

(4) COEN BROS – FARGO

(5) GUY RITCHIE – THE GENTLEMEN

(6) BARRY

(7) THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT

 

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

(8) SPARTACUS

(9) VIKINGS

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER)

 

(10) BEEF

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Types of War (Special Mention) (18) Culture War & Memetic Warfare

The original culture war, Germany’s Kulturkampf between the Kingdom of Prussia and the Catholic Church (in Germany), depicted here by Otto von Bismarck and Pope Pius IX in a cartoon from the German satirical magazine Kladderadatsch, 1875 (public domain image – Wikipedia “Culture War”)

 

 

(18) CULTURE WAR & MEMETIC WARFARE

 

Metaphorical war essentially along the lines of psychological warfare, but with cultural or social conflict substituted for military conflict – as such, it can be wide-ranging (as in virtually anything can be culture war) as well as the subject of controversy.

Typically, it is portrayed more in terms of civil warfare within nations, although often as occurring in a similar form across nations (such as the West in general), usually by design. Not coincidentally, culture war is often reported as involving or at least alleging disinformation by foreign agents or other nations, consistent with psychological warfare for other conflicts involving those agents or nations.

It has come to particular prominence with the internet, especially with memes – hence my term memetic warfare, in turn often adapted or used in memes, for example online declarations of being veterans of meme war.

However, culture war as a term has a surprisingly long history of usage – surprising to me at least, looking up the use of the term, which apparently dated back to the Kulturkampf or cultural struggle in 1871-1878 between the Prussian state and Catholic Church in Germany. The term has then been adapted from the twentieth century onwards, in the United States and elsewhere.

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (Special Mention) (12) Mike Mignola – Hellboy

Poster art for Hellboy and his signature Right Hand of Doom (fair use)

 

 

(12) MIKE MIGNOLA –

HELLBOY (DARK HORSE 1993 – PRESENT)

 

Dark Horse comic series Hellboy has been popularized by the Guillermo de Toro films (less so by its latest reboot, of which we won’t speak)

But then, what’s not to love about a comic series in which the hero is the literal Beast of the Apocalypse? (Or Anung Um Rama – “upon his brow is set a crown of flame”). Of course, he’s one of the good guys – and humanity’s best hope against hell and other eldritch abominations – because of his human upbringing. His backstory is that he was summoned as an infant demon in the last days of the Second World War to turn the tide of that war in Project Ragna Rok by Nazi occultists, led by none other than Grigori Rasputin – the mad monk turned eldritch abomination himself. I can’t help but feel Rasputin cheated his Nazi patrons if they expected victory for their war, as Rasputin was apparently playing the apocalyptic long game. Fortunately, Rasputin and his Nazi occultists are opposed by the Americans and their nascent Bureau of Paranormal Research and Development, who disrupt the ritual and raise Hellboy as one of their own – as he grows into his full-blown demonic appearance, with horns (which he files down for appearance), hooves, tail and red skin.

Again, what’s not to love about this comic series? Nazi occultists? Rasputin? Secret occult history? Demons and Lovecraftian eldritch abominations, most notably the apocalyptic Ogdru Jahad? And as I said, a series with the Beast of the Apocalypse as hero, fighting his own apocalyptic destiny – embodied in his Right Hand of Doom, the key to the abyss…?

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Wars (Special Mention: Revised) (18) Paraguayan War

Brazilian steamers ramming Paraguayan ships in the Battle of Riachuelo, painted by Eduardo de Martino 1882-1883 (public domain image – Wikipedia “Paraguayan War”)

 

 

(18) PARAGUAYAN WAR (1864-1870)

 

Ever since reading about it, I’ve been fascinated by the Paraguayan War – also known as the War of the Triple Alliance, although let’s face it, Brazil did the heavy lifting.

It’s a war that seems like a meme or something out of a cartoon, at least as traditionally attributed to the “mad dictator” of Paraguay, President Francisco Solano Lopez – “the infinite ambitions of a supposedly megalomaniac and bloodthirsty Solano López who had the intention to create the “Greater Paraguay” through the conquest of territories of the neighboring countries.”

By neighboring countries, that means Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay. In fairness, he might have had a shot against one of them, even the larger and more populous Brazil – Paraguay was not styled as the Prussia of Latin America for nothing – but not all three at the same time.

I suppose that’s the part that appeals to me. It’s like Paraguay as the “Prussia of Latin America”, was having a dress rehearsal in the jungles of South America, for the same basic script of the actual Prussian state in Europe, Germany, for the world wars – and defeated by the same basic lack of understanding of war or understanding the limits of military and national power. In other words, encirclement and attrition by a coalition of enemies with superior resources – a coalition brought about by their own actions, “a foolish attempt to fight an unwinnable war that almost destroyed the nation”.

It’s almost like that adage by Karl Marx about history repeating itself except in reverse – with history happening first as farce and then as tragedy.

Although in the case of the Paraguayan War, it involved both farce and tragedy, the latter particularly for Paraguay itself, as it was ground down in attrition by its three opponents first in conventional warfare, then in its drawn-out guerilla resistance until Lopez was killed in action.

In the end, Paraguay was defeated and lost almost 40% of its territory, but it was Paraguay’s casualties and losses of population that are truly staggering. We don’t really know what they were because of a lack of reliable census figures before the war but they’re usually reckoned as at least half the population or even 60% or so, making it proportionately one of the most destructive wars in modern history – with the worst figures estimating the loss of 90% of the male population

Whatever the case, there was an 1871 census with about a 4:1 ratio for adult female population to adult male population – such that there was an informal acceptance, even by the Catholic Church, of polygamy afterwards to help repopulation.

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (Special Mention) (11) Jeff Smith – Bone

Cover of Bone: The Complete Cartoon Epic in One Volume (featuring protagonist Fone Bone and one of the antagonist creatures). There have been a few editions – this one was the 2010 paperback edition by Cartoon Books, Jeff Smith’s own self-publishing company, the edition I had (fair use)

 

 

(11) JEFF SMITH –

BONE (1991-2004)

 

Bone is like if Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck suddenly popped into Game of Thrones – which I suppose could happen now that Disney owns Fox? Who knows? Anyway – literal cartoon characters placed in the middle of an epic fantasy of an increasingly desperate struggle against an otherworldly foe. Or in the words of TV Tropes – a “lengthy independent comic book series by Jeff Smith that took 13 years to complete, mixing the sensibilities of a joke-of-the-day comic strip like Pogo with the sweeping story of an epic fantasy à la The Lord of the Rings”

The cartoon protagonists, the Bone trio of cousins, are indeed cartoon characters, both visually and in personality, who’ve been exiled from their (unseen) cartoon village Boneville. The main protagonist, Fone Bone, is the most dependable, resourceful and moral of the Bone cousins. Smiley Bone is good-hearted but dim-witted (although his good heart sees him through most of the time). Phoney Bone is the reason they have been exiled from Boneville – a greedy, hotheaded schemer with perpetual plans to make money (usually by a con or cheat).

The epic fantasy protagonist Thorn and her family are at the heart of a war against the Lord of the Locusts, the Hooded One and their minions of ravenous rat-creatures.

Stupid, stupid rat-creatures! As Fone Bone dubs the duo of ineffectual rat-creature henchmen in their hapless pursuit of him and the other protagonists. They are indeed not the brightest – and strangely endearing for it. They’re just not cut out for this evil villainy business

Apparently Netflix has the rights to a TV adaptation – presumably animated. It seems unlikely but maybe they’ll do it and do it right.

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (Revised)

The famously iconic cover of Superman’s very first appearance in Action Comics (fair use)

 

Exactly what it says on the tin – my Top 10 Comics, including webcomics (as three of my top ten entries, indeed three of the top five).

You don’t need me to explain what comics are, but I might need to explain some things.

First, comics are my guilty reading pleasure I have retained from childhood, much like animation in TV or film. And much like animation, whatever the comic, I’ll usually enjoy checking it or its characters out.

Second, perhaps surprisingly after the first, I don’t read that many comics, let alone actively follow them. For most comics, I don’t go beyond checking them or their characters out in brief overview or review to reading them in depth. Usually, my interest is satisfied by the idea of a comic – or ideas in a comic – rather than the comic itself.

In particular, I don’t follow or read any comics from the ruling duopoly of DC and Marvel, with the exception of the former’s, ah, former label of Vertigo, although I have an enduring interest in and familiarity with many of their characters – but more in their film or television adaptations (or in their art and cosplay) than their original comics.

Anyway, these are my Top 10 Comics.

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER)

 

Jorge Corona variant cover for Undiscovered Country issue 1, enscapsulating the vibe of the series (fair use)

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(10) CHARLES SOULE & SCOTT SYNDER –

UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY (Image 2019 – PRESENT)

 

O say can you see, by the dawn’s early…what the hell is that?!

 

Okay – this is a bit of a cheat as my wildcard tenth place entry, as I typically reserve it for best of the present or previous year but it’s still ongoing so….look, I make my own rules and break them anyway, okay?

Undiscovered Country starts from what might seem to be a familiar premise but one that becomes increasingly audacious…and beautifully weird. The titular Undiscovered Country is the United States or or what has become of it after it literally walled itself off from the rest of the world for thirty years (the Sealing) – land of the free and home of the brave become literal land of the lost. And by walling, I mean not just the massive physical walls but the ‘Air Wall’ of experimental force shield technology. Of course, there’s more than a few echoes of contemporary political events – and even more so in 2020 for the premise of its plot, a global pandemic that requires a team seeking a cure to breach its borders and venture into this strange and deadly ‘undiscovered’ country.

And that’s where things go “from prescient to Beyond Thunderdome: giant land sharks, tribal lunacy, jingoistic madmen galore…Forget the Land of the Free. This was Mad Max by way of the bastard son of Roald Dahl and Hunter S. Thompson. If they let the baby smoke crack a lot”. And then there’s the fact – evidenced by those mutated land sharks and jingoistic madmen – that as an effect of that force shield, much more time has seemingly passed in the lost United States than should actually be possible…

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A-TIER (TOP TIER)

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Cover art for The Wicked + The Divine issue 17 in December 2015 (fair use)

 

 

(9) KIERON GILLEN –

THE WICKED + THE DIVINE (Image 2014 – 2019)

 

“You are of the Pantheon. You will be loved. You will be hated. You will be brilliant. Within two years, you will be dead.”

The Wicked + The Divine features the Pantheon, a shifting rotation of gods in the Recurrence – when twelve gods (and goddesses) return (or incarnate) as young people for a bright, shining two years before burning out, as they have every ninety years for millennia. Except, you know, God, because that would just be boring. We’re talking beautiful, sexy, pop-star pagan gods and goddesses here, although they change with each Recurrence – or not, since some gods or goddesses seem to recur more than others. Or something like that because the rules are not entirely clear and keep changing.

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Cover of Empowered volume 1 by creator – artist and writer – Adam Warren (fair use)

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(8) ADAM WARREN –

EMPOWERED (Dark Horse 2007 – present)

 

“A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn’t)”

 

The titular heroine and her series, originated from commissioned ‘bondage’ sketches of a comics superheroine ‘damsel-in-distress’, which then became the basis for the episodic shorts for the commencement of the series, illustrated in Warren’s characteristic ‘manga’ influenced style. The series started (and still continues to some extent) as a playful deconstruction of superhero comics tropes, particularly those involving female superheroes, along with (in the words of TV Tropes) “healthy doses of bondage, fanservice and comedy”.

Indeed, it’s a fantasy kitchen sink of comics tropes and more – alien doomsday technology, clans of ninjas in New Jersey, grandiloquent interdimensional hell-beings (trapped in coffee table ornaments), deals with the devil, psi powers, undead superheroes (or the ‘superdead’) and catgirls (nyaan!)

Empowered herself is a “plucky D-list superheroine”, who is precariously dependent and constantly betrayed by the fragile, fickle source of her superpowers – her skin-tight ‘hypermembrane’ suit. As a consequence, Empowered spends most of her time with her suit in tatters or various states of undress, bound and gagged by supervillains or even common criminals, a joke to her superhero peers and supervillains alike (albeit something of status symbol as arm candy to the latter).

As the series has progressed however, it has developed deeper, darker and longer story arcs – and Empowered has emerged as an increasingly formidable superheroine, relying on her wits and strength of character to overcome the flaws of her suit. On the other hand, her superhero colleagues or ‘Capes’ have become increasingly darker – beware the Superman! Remember San Antonio!

 

 

Cover of the collection (Book 1) published by TopatoCo, featuring Mistress and the other characters with the most narrative continuity but long since gone from the comic’s episodic format (fair use)

 

 

(7) TRUDY COOPER & DOUG BAYNE –

OGLAF (WEBCOMIC 2008 – PRESENT)

 

A weekly webcomic every Sunday by Australian creators.

A fantasy comic and comic fantasy – the latter in that it deconstructs, parodies or subverts virtually every fantasy trope, many drawn from the creators’ obvious familiarity with Dungeons and Dragons. In the words of Comics Alliance – “Oglaf is a sex comedy webcomic set in a world created by shoving every existing fantasy world into a blender and setting it on puree. There’s no overall plot, but many recurring characters and storylines, all in service to some of the funniest smut on the web”.

Yes – it is funny. And yes – oh my goddess – it is smutty. As per its origin in its opening disclaimer – “This comic started as an attempt to make p0rnography. It degenerated into sex comedy pretty much immediately”. Definitely not-safe-for-work (NSFW). Indeed, it’s an exceptional Oglaf that isn’t smutty. Of course, a large part of the smut is also part of the comic fantasy, playing with those fantasy tropes or the sexuality, repressed or otherwise beneath their surface. So yes – it’s mostly a fantasy sex comedy, well – ah – serviced by Cooper’s art. One should note that it is extremely diverse in its sexuality and indeed its multi-racial or polysexual characters – strikingly so for fantasy, which despite its premise is all too often traditional in its mores.

It’s mostly an episodic gag a week, although there are recurring characters. There also are (or at least were) occasional longer story arcs involving them. Ironically, the title character, although technically recurring (in a couple or so episodes), is essentially a gag character for the title – a shepherd boy with a very unusual (and NSFW) magical talent which somehow annoints him as the chosen one (although not chosen for much beyond the title). The closest thing the comic had to a protagonist was Ivan, a literal sorcerer’s apprentice (of sorts) to the sadistic Mistress. Other recurring characters occasionally rise to the fore as semi-protagonists – kinky female vampire Navaan, humorless female mercenary Greir and my favorite, Kronar, an obvious parody of Conan from a tribe of male barbarians so manly they don’t contaminate themselves with women and show each other their honor (and yes – that is a euphemism).

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Halfling ranger Belkar Bitterleaf in perhaps his most iconic scene (and one of my favorite scenes) from episode 439 Seeing Orange (fair use)

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(6) RICH BURLEW –

ORDER OF THE STICK (WEBCOMIC 2003 – present)

 

“Roy Greenhilt: The rogue is ambitious and greedy, the ranger is a complete psychopath, the wizard is trigger-happy and never stops talking, and the bard is as dumb as a box of moldy carrots!

Durkon Thundershield: As I recall, ye called me “surly and unpleasant” shortly after ye met me. […] Maybe all these folks need is a good strong leader like ye ta whip ’em inta shape.”

 

And that pretty much sums up The Order of the Stick webcomic and the titular protagonist adventuring group.

A stick figure fantasy webcomic – although ‘stick figure’ belies the versatility of the art style, particularly in later comics – primarily based on Dungeons and Dragons, specifically the so-called 3.5 edition of the game (which has moved on to other editions since). Its origin as a gag-a-day strip, parodying the idiosyncrasies of the game and its rules in a classic dungeon crawl, belied its depth as it has evolved into a sweeping fantasy epic, retaining its humor but with cosmic stakes as well as plot twists and turns that make The Lord of the Rings look like, well, The Hobbit. Speaking of hobbits, or more precisely the game’s namesake halflings, much of the comic’s humor originates in its halfling character, who is indeed a chaotic evil stab-happy psychopath.

Beyond its humor and epic fantasy, it extends well beyond a parody of Dungeons and Dragons to deconstructing the fantasy genre itself and its narrative tropes. The characters, not unlike actual players in Dungeons and Dragons, are well aware that they are characters in a fantasy game universe, but also in a webcomic, and are extremely genre savvy to show for it – not just about the D&D rules and gameplay mechanics by which their world operates, but general storytelling tropes as well.

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S-TIER (GOD TIER)

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Cover of the trade paperback collected edition (Book 1) by Image Comics – the edition I own (fair use)

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(5) TOM PARKINSON-MORGAN –

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS (webcomic / Image 2013 – present)

 

“The king of creation fell out of heaven, usurped by a seven headed beast. But the old king shall choose a new, and he will ignite the third conquest. He will be flanked by a white and a black flame, his coming will be followed by 108 burning stars. He will bear the terrible heat of the voice in his brow, the mark of his lordliness. He will face the beast – and he will annihilate it. He will wield the terrible blade of want, and the pillars of heaven will quake with his coming. And his name – his name will be – Kill Six Billion Demons.”

Kill Six Billion Demons by Tom Parkinson-Morgan (or Orbital Dropkick as he presently styles himself on social media) is a ‘New Weird’ fantasy webcomic, “stuffed with sumptuous insanity”. Or as I prefer to call it – psychedelic cosmic fantasy. Funnily enough, I see parallels between it and Garth Nix’s The Keys to the Kingdom, although it is a lot more, well, psychedelic and cosmic than the latter’s young adult fantasy.

God is dead and so are the gods, leaving only war in heaven as the most powerful beings vie to inherit the multiverse, although for now there is an uneasy truce between the seven beings – the Seven – that have emerged victorious to rule it between them in Throne, the heart of the multiverse. But before them was the legendary Conquering King, first to rule over Throne, but who abandoned it and disappeared with the Key of Kings, which holds the power to overthrow the Seven and conquer the multiverse itself. Which he returns from death itself (no big consequence to such beings) to give to Allison Ruth, a simple barrista from Earth, who finds herself plucked to the very heart of multiverse as its new champion and with a quest evoked by her new name – Kill Six Billion Demons.

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2000 AD cover of Canon Fodder (fair use)

 

 

(4) MARK MILLAR –

CANON FODDER (2000 AD 1993)

 

“Let us prey!”

 

The Apocalypse according to Mark.

Mark Millar, that is.

It is intriguing how often Millar gets apocalyptic in his comics, literally or figuratively – and how often Millar gets apocalyptic in the literal sense of the Book of Apocalypse.

I have two favorite particular subgenres of fantasy. The first and narrowest is what might be termed apocalyptic or post-apocalyptic fantasy, particularly if based on the actual Book of Apocalypse. The second is posthumous fantasy – not in the sense of being published posthumously but set posthumously or fantasy set in the afterlife.

And I’ve been a fan of Mark Millar ever since his surreal and characteristically irreverent fantasy comic Canon Fodder in 2000 AD, one that was apocalyptic in a literal sense and one of the few fantasy works to combine both subgenres. Well, apart from the original Book of Apocalypse.

It’s the first comic written by him that I read and remains my favorite, albeit one that Millar himself may not remember so fondly as 2000 AD featured a sequel written by another writer and there was a dispute about ownership of the character for further development of the series. Even so, I still like the sequel – not equal to the first written by Millar but the substitute writer did a decent job.

But in a sense this entry bookmarks a place in my top ten for Millar, as I could readily compile my Top 10 Mark Millar Comics, with one Millar series after another. He has consistently written his own independent creator-owned comics under his unified label Millarworld, notably for Image Comics. It helps that his comics have a healthy rate of adaptation to film or television. The former include titles such as Kickass and Kingsman. The latter is particularly so after his Millarworld label was purchased by Netflix to adapt his comics for television, with my favorite so far as the animated adaptation of Supercrooks.

Anyway, my featured quote is the catchphrase of the titular Canon Fodder, presumably an alias, gun-toting cleric and last surviving member of the Priest Patrol, a bizarre four-man team conflation between the Church and the police. Now that’s religion! The other three members were Deacon Blue, Father O’Blivion and Cardinal Syn.

The dead are resurrected to join the living in an apparently overcrowded post-Judgement Day (and partly post-apocalyptic) Earth but one in which God has conspicuously failed to return. That sets the plot in motion – as Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty kill themselves in a suicide pact to seek vengeance against God in Heaven, while Watson engages Fodder and a Hannibal Lecter-like Mycroft Holmes to stop them. But there are much bigger things afoot in heaven and earth…

 

 

 

One of my favorite scenes from this or any other comic. Also captures how I often feel at work – or in life (fair use)

 

 

(3) GRANT MORRISON –

ZENITH (2000 AD 1987-1992)

 

“I ravaged…I destroyed this world. Three billion people dead. Boo hoo. Made a desert of the world. Thank you. Silence then. At last. And ssssolitude. Then the lloigor came. They offered me a place in their ranks. A test of faith was required. Rrrrrr. So I tore, that is to say, I rrrripped ripped out my own eyes. My own eyes. And for the first time, I saw. Thank you. Now. Do you really believe I will let you stop me?”

Best villainous monologue ever.

Opinion is mixed about Morrison. In the words of TV Tropes, some people love him, while others “believe he’s just some wacky guy…whose constant forays into This is Your Premise on Drugs ends up dominating his books”. Although come on, be honest – even the latter sounds more awesome than many other things you read. Granted, Morrison can be self-indulgent and wildly esoteric, but then what else would you expect from a practicing chaos magician? (Seriously). What he never fails to be, even when his stories don’t quite work – or work all too well as sheer mind screws – is interesting and intriguing.

Like the other writers of the British invasion of American comics, Morrison won his reputation revamping comics characters (starting with DC Comics’ obscure Animal Man for its Vertigo imprint), but perhaps distinguished himself even more so than the other writers – to the point he has been styled as the ‘revamp guy’ and to the point he can make any comics character AWESOME.

However, my favorite Morrison work remains his first substantial work for 2000 AD, which brought him to the attention of DC Comics and other American publishers – Zenith. Perhaps that’s because of the perfect combination of his writing with the art of Steve Yeowell – or perhaps because his more flamboyant and mind screwy elements remain subdued in its elegant story and classic deconstruction of superheroes.

The starting premise of Zenith is similar to that of Captain America – the Second World War and a serum that creates superhuman powers. Unfortunately, it’s the Nazis that have the serum to create their Nazi superman, Masterman. Even worse, the Nazis obtained the serum from the lloigor, who are nothing other than the extradimensional beings of the Cthulhu Mythos, down to their very names – although Morrison adapted Yog Soggoth to Iok Sotot and made him even more terrifying. The serum is simply their means to create superhuman bodies capable of being occupied by the lloigor as they come into this world. True to their Lovecraftian roots, the lloigor are beings beyond time and space, beings of infinite power and infinite cruelty – well, either that or the most dangerous lava lamp in history…?

Fortunately, German defectors help the British to replicate the serum for the British superhero, Maximan. That’s effectively where the comic starts – and it illustrates Morrison’s ability to juxtapose words and visual images perfectly, as well as to cut from one scene to another. The opening scene is in the style of a kitsch British wartime newsreel, proudly displaying the feats of Maximan defeating German forces and declaring “it could all be over by Christmas”.

Cut to Berlin, 21 December 1944 – the Nazi Masterman stands gloating over the broken and fallen Maximan. “Does it hurt? I hope so. Even if I let you live, you’ll never use your legs again, you know that?” All Maximan can do in reply is murmur his hopeless prayer – Psalm 23 – and Masterman gloats further. “Save your breath. No one is listening. There’s no one up there”

Except…there is, although not quite in the sense that either of them had in mind, as we cut to an American plane, about to drop “the big one” – the atomic bomb – except in this history on Berlin. And we cut back to Masterman and Maximan as they are enveloped in light.

The story continues with a new generation of British superheroes created by the serum – but which have apparently lost their powers, been killed or disappeared, except for Zenith, a second generation superhero born of two superhuman parents, both killed by the American ‘Shadowmen’ agents. However, the Cult of the Black Sun – the secret society behind the Nazis – have other plans for Zenith, as they revive the Masterman twin for a new and more powerful lloigor. From this relatively straightforward contest, the story becomes increasingly complex and dark – more superhumans are introduced due to secret illegal testing of the serum and still more to a cosmic battle across parallel worlds as the lloigor seek the ‘alignment’ that will deliver the multiverse to them, concluding with the truly apocalyptic climax as the lloigor are finally unveiled for what they truly were, are and will be.

It would be amiss of me to conclude without reference to my favorite characteristic of Morrison – his ability to write perfect comic one-liners and dialogue. An example is when the organization secretly testing superhumans sent a killer robot after Zenith – Zenith destroys it, but not before it sends its footage back to the organization. One of them muses about Zenith – “He has his mother’s eyes”. The other replies “Really? I thought we had his mother’s eyes”. And indeed they do – the actual eyes in a jar behind them in their laboratory.

And we’ve all mocked villain monologues – but Morrison shows how it is done, to chilling effect (with verbal tics of insanity).

 

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Cover of the collected edition of The Horned God by artist Simon Bisley – still the most definitive and iconic art (and storyline) of Slaine (fair use)

 

 

(2) PAT MILLS –

SLAINE (2000 AD 1983 – PRESENT)

 

“He didn’t think it too many”

Slaine’s catchphrase by reference to his body count. Also “kiss my axe” to much the same effect.

Slaine is essentially a prehistoric Irish Conan. although that is in itself turning full circle as the name Conan is of Celtic origin and Robert E. Howard identified Conan’s native Cimmerian people as prehistoric Celtic or Gaelic Irish and Scots. Or more accurately, a cross between Conan and Cuchulainn, the mythological Irish hero from the Ulster cycle – although there are other sources (and figures with whom Slaine interacts) from mythology, particularly Celtic or Irish mythology.

Slaine was introduced as a wandering exile from his tribe, banished for sleeping with the king’s intended consort Niamh – a figure adapted from Celtic mythology – and who remains something of a star-crossed lover for Slaine.

Getting into trouble with women is a recurring theme in Slaine’s early adventures, best personified by recurring antagonist and sorceress Medb, another figure adapted from Celtic mythology. Medb is something of a death cultist and Slaine earns her enmity when he rescued her from being sacrificed in a Wicker Man (in which he and Ukko were also imprisoned for execution) – unfortunately, she was a devotee of the dark god Crom Cruach and had eagerly embraced being a sacrificial bride of Crom.

Dark gods – of the Lovecraftian eldritch abomination sort – and their servants are the recurring antagonists for Slaine, his people the Tuatha de Danaan (living in Tir Nan Og or the Land of the Young) and their goddess Danu. Which is just as well as the morality of the protagonists, notably Slaine himself, is somewhat murky, but overshadowed by the completely monstrous antagonists. After all, the goddess Danu can be a bit of a bitch – “Sometimes I am the sister who befriends you, sometimes I am the mother who holds you and sometimes I am the lover who sticks one in your back”. It’s all part of her dance. Slaine himself tends to revel in raw brutality and blood lust, exemplified in his warp-spasm. Even the goddess snarkily rebukes him that he’s had his share of mindless violence, which Slaine acknowledges to be true.

The high point of Slaine is The Horned God story arc, painted by Simon Bisley (or the Biz as he is known in, well, the biz) with breathtaking results.

And yes – I’m classifying Slaine as continuing up to the present. Although the last original episodes and Pat Mills’ “secret history” of the character (entitled Kiss My Axe of course) were in 2021, 2000 AD is releasing an ongoing definitive collection as of 2025-2026.

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT HORNED GOD TIER? DANU TIER?)

 

2000 AD poster art by Dylan Teague (around 2007) of Judge Dredd (fair use)

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(1) JUDGE DREDD (2000 AD 1977 – present)

 

“I am the Law!”

 

You knew this was coming – I’ve said it before so I’ll just say it again!

My first and true love in comics is not one of the ruling duopoly of comics, DC and Marvel Comics, nor strictly speaking a superhero comic (although its main character is arguably as much of a ‘superhero’ as Batman), nor even an American comic (although it is set there, albeit drastically transformed in the twenty-second century).

It is Judge Dredd, the most iconic character from the British weekly SF anthology comic, 2000 AD, ongoing since it was launched in 1977 – although ironically for 2000 AD’s longest-running and flagship character from its second issue, as the opening Dredd story was not ready for the first issue. Time has passed in the Dredd strip essentially the same as in real time ever since, so a year passes in the comic for each year in real life (except of course 122 years later) – the first Dredd story in 1977 was set in 2099 and the present stories in 2024 are set in 2146 (an interesting feature as distinct from many American comic franchises).

Unfortunately, American audiences remain somewhat unfamiliar with (or unresponsive to) Judge Dredd, despite his American setting (albeit futuristic) and despite that he is effectively a quintessential American hero in the same vein as Batman – relying on superior discipline, training, experience, equipment and resources, except as a governmental lawman rather than a vigilante billionaire. They even both effectively remain masked in their public identities, as Dredd never removes his helmet. This is despite his iconic status, particularly in Britain, and despite American audiences being familiar with many of the alumni of 2000 AD, as virtually every British writer (and artist) of note working in American comics started there (and indeed often in the Judge Dredd storyline itself) – Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Neil Gaiman, Mark Millar and so on.

Even more unfortunately, the most substantial introduction of American audiences to Judge Dredd was the 1995 film, although fortunately that particular horror is fading with time. This Hollywood travesty was particularly inexcusable, because the essence of Judge Dredd is ultimately very simple – Judge Dredd is a futuristic Dirty Harry in a dystopian (and post-apocalyptic) SF satire. How hard is that, Hollywood?! On second thoughts, this simple formula is probably too much for Hollywood to handle – when they couldn’t even have Dredd keep his helmet on throughout the film.

The 2012 film was much more effective in capturing the elements of the original comic (not least in keeping Dredd’s helmet on throughout the film), but not as effective in capturing an audience. In its own way, this is as unfortunate as the first film, particularly at a time when comic book movies are in such vogue (and dystopian or post-apocalyptic movies have always been popular) – because if ever a comic deserved its own cinematic or screen adaptation, it’s Dredd, especially when you consider the dreck (or drokk – Judge Dredd slang in-joke alert) that does get adaptations. Perhaps a television adaptation would have been better, as it suits the more episodic nature as well as longer arcs of the storyline.

And then there’s my ongoing Mega-City Law features here devoted to Judge Dredd, including my ten reasons why Judge Dredd is the galaxy’s greatest comic – and why it deserves its own cinematic or screen universe:

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT GRUD TIER? DREDD TIER?)

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TOP 10 COMICS (TIER LIST)

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S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

(1) JUDGE DREDD (2000 AD)

(2) PAT MILLS – SLAINE (2000 AD)

(3) GRANT MORRISON – ZENITH (2000 AD)

(4) MARK MILLAR – CANON FODDER (2000 AD)

(5) TOM BLOOM – KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS

 

In the beginning was the Law and the Law was with Dredd and the Law was Dredd – “I am the Law!”

If Judge Dredd is my Old Testament of comics, then Slaine, Zenith, and Canon Fodder are my New Testament – with Kill Billion Demons as my sumptuously psychedelic Book of Apocalypse.

 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

(6) ORDER OF THE STICK

(7) OGLAF

(8) ADAM WARREN – EMPOWERED

(9) KIERON GILLEN – THE WICKED + THE DIVINE

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER)

 

(10) CHARLES SOULE & SCOTT SNYDER – UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY